What Grinds your Gears?

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Congratulations to the thread of the year. Now lets go back to being miserable. I have more homework to do now. :(
 
Some kid on the sidewalk as the buses were leaving school, tried to look cool with low pants and Smoking a Cigarette. He dropped it. And got mad. :lol: Lol

"Watch out we got a badass over here!"
 
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Some kid on the sidewalk as the buses were leaving school, tried to look cool with low pants and Smoking a Cigarette. He dropped it. And got mad.
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On the radio a while back a kid got suspended for selling chocolates at school. He was making £200 a day and doing none of the work. The school sent him a written notice requesting him to stop selling the chocolates. He didn't and got suspended for not following the rules, and everyone was banging on about how the school should be 'encouraging his entrepreneurial spirit'.
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.... Did the chocolate have substances inside them that would encourage the students to buy them?

Also, "encouraging his entrepreneurial spirits"? God, that guy can't play by the rules. He isn't going to go very far in life then... So there's no point in keeping in school in the first place!
 
That reminds me of a gear-grinder; when kids wear gym shorts under their jeans so they can wear them lower. Why? That's all, why?
 
rb26x
That reminds me of a gear-grinder; when kids wear gym shorts under their jeans so they can wear them lower. Why? That's all, why?
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That confuses me as well. I guess the goal here is to sag as much as possible without tripping and without going under the knees.
 
MazdaPrice
The Pot Snack Panic​
Written by and starring MazdaPrice​

Body: Mazda, I'm hungry. Make me some food, moron.
MazdaPrice: Alright then. Instant pot snack sound good?
Body: Yeah, sounds fine
MazdaPrice: Okay, I'll just go and boil the kettle.

(MazdaPrice goes off and boils the kettle. In the mean time, the smooth tones of Joe Satriani can be heard in the background; 'Driving At Night', from the album Not Of This Earth)

Body: Come on, sunshine! Kettle's gone, get a move on!
MazdaPrice: Alright, alright...

(MazdaPrice peels back the foil on the tomato spaghetti pot snack, adds the water, stirs, folds the foil over and leaves the sauce to thicken for 2 minutes)

MazdaPrice: Here you are, should be ready by now.
Body: Oh forget it, I'm not hungry anymore. You're boring me. What else do you have on your iTunes?
MazdaPrice: ....

Everytime.
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Next time someone you should get everything needed to make it and put it on a plate, and say: "Here's what you need, now I think you can make it yourself" ;)
 
How I don't feel like doing anything. I was gonna play GT5 with my wheel and got disconnected so just left and went to play with a friend who had to eat so I played a match and left. Just like yesterday, I've been in bed with my iPod watching YouTube and watching tv in the background. I don't have Amy motivation to get up and even play PS3 or just do my homework.
 
ilikewaffles11
How I don't feel like doing anything. I was gonna play GT5 with my wheel and got disconnected so just left and went to play with a friend who had to eat so I played a match and left. Just like yesterday, I've been in bed with my iPod watching YouTube and watching tv in the background. I don't have any motivation to get up and even play PS3 or just do my homework.
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It's alright, I feel like that every day. I like your new avatar, by the way.
 
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It's alright, I feel like that every day. I like your new avatar, by the way.
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I'm kinda sick of it, I'm usually pretty lazy but I just feel like sleeping or using my iPod and that's it. Oh and thanks :P
 
rb26x
That reminds me of a gear-grinder; when kids wear gym shorts under their jeans so they can wear them lower. Why? That's all, why?
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I wear them under sweats, but not so I can wear them lower. Some of my sweats don't have pockets and the shorts do. Sagging is dumb and a sad reminder of how stupid my generation is. Are the people who do this aware of the origin of sagging and how dumb it looks?
 
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I wear them under sweats, but not so I can wear them lower. Some of my sweats don't have pockets and the shorts do. Sagging is dumb and a sad reminder of how stupid my generation is. Are the people who do this aware of the origin of sagging and how dumb it looks?
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They are not.
Edit-I feel that post was pointless, so I'll expand. Waffles, I'm like that all the time, it sucks, but you'll get used to it if you don't do anything about it. It begins a habit, and then you will never want to do anything, like me.
 
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They are not.
Edit-I feel that post was pointless, so I'll expand. Waffles, I'm like that all the time, it sucks, but you'll get used to it if you don't do anything about it. It begins a habit, and then you will never want to do anything, like me.
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Not sire if it's such a great habit to be honest, trying to find something to entertain me but I can't. Except my iPod of course.
 
The fact that out of over 200,000 members here at GTP, only 62090 have ever posted! Why bother signing up if you haven't even posted once!?

The post counts tick to zero on page 3104 of the member search, for the next 6839 pages it's nothing!
 
ilikewaffles11
Not sure if it's such a great habit to be honest, trying to find something to entertain me but I can't. Except my iPod of course.
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Try doing something different with GT5. Learn how to solve a Rubik's cube. Play KenKen. Write an imaginative piece of science fiction (if you do this I want to read it).
 
Grinding my gears, I was trying to do some work on the computer with my pet birds sitting on me and one of them was trying to do things to my hand... Rude things to my hand.
I'm flattered but it makes working really hard.
 
My teacher, and to an extent, homophobes, grind my gears. So there's one gay kid at my school right, and so today he decided to wear eyeliner. So, when my English teacher found out, she reported him to the principle. First she said it was a "distraction". What? So a guy wearing eyeliner is more of a distraction than the entire football team making genital jokes and sagging to there knees, or the cheerleaders dressing like prostitutes? Then, she says, "It's not whether I think he should or shouldn't wear eyeliner, it's a God thing." No, that definitely is you thinking he shouldn't wear eyeliner, and just the fact that your an ignorant person. :rolleyes: I really don't get why people have no problem with girls dressing like hoes, yet they get freaked when a guy has long hair, or wears eyeliner.
 
Not any good, kind of. I sprained my left thumb when turning the steering wheel and it hurts a lot!

Hopefully it doesn't get swollen.
 
When people smoke in NO smoking areas that are clearly marked with NO SMOKING. When i walk past them i tilt my head up and sqeeze my nose like imfive years old. You know what else grinds my gears, wen ppl txt u smthng lik tis or c u l8er @ kaylas hse the prty gonna b hps of fun. It is so annoying in 50 years wer al gonna b typin lik tis makn no sens wht so ever.
 
ilikewaffles11
Have to present project today :indiff:. Still depressed to which doesn't help. I'm just really annoyed right now...
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What I do is to present it by enthusiasm. Say it as if you really enjoy such topic, even if the audience doesn't really enjoy it as much as you do. That is what I did for an Organ project for PE yesterday. Too bad I couldn't go over everything as the Coach never really liked listening to all of it, ironically.
 
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What I do is to present it by enthusiasm. Say it as if you really enjoy such topic, even if the audience doesn't really enjoy it as much as you do. That is what I did for an Organ project for PE yesterday. Too bad I couldn't go over everything as the Coach never really liked listening to all of it, ironically.
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Exactly, best marks in presentations are how you do it. That's how I do it, you just need to know how to act, and it becomes amazingly easy.
 
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