What is the worst song ever?Music

[p-coletray]

Am I the only one who can't stand this?

 

[The Stig Farmer]

Oh my god no @p-coletray you aren't. What utter dross

 

[Aggserp4]

I know this is kinda old, but no-one has posted this before and I think it's worthy of being in this thread.



I'm sorry

 

[Ze Elephant]

Am I the only one who can't stand this?

I thought their first album was great. Their second album had a different feel to it, but I still really liked it.

This song alone makes me not even want to try their third...

 

[TexRex]

I thought their first album was great. Their second album had a different feel to it, but I still really liked it.

This song alone makes me not even want to try their third...

I liked the song with the clapping, but beyond that I just don't understand the appeal. Same goes for "twenty one pilots" ("Hey, let's not use capital letters in our name so that we stand out!"). Contemporary alternative is...bleh. Gimme some Thompson Twins.

 

[GBalao888]

 

[TexRex]

I know you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but when Migos was shown as the "musical" (music, my ass) guest during last week's SNL title sequence, I set the bar incredibly low...and they couldn't have knocked it down swinging brooms above their heads.

 

[Northstar]

Autotune needs to die. It’s the worse thing to happen to rap since John Cena decided to give it a try.

 

[RVDNuT374]

WARNING: NSFW OR YOUR EARDRUMS

Just when you thought Lil Pump couldn't get any worse:

 

[All Your Base]

Anything by Kodak Black qualifies here.






ANYTHING.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Cardi B has one of the most annoying voices in music at the moment

 

[Team THRT Drift]

I really dislike her. Her whole "origin story", the fact that the younger generation is also idolizing her... really obnoxious person.

 

[05XR8]

Cardi B has one of the most annoying voices in music at the moment

Her name should be "Cardi Ac", because she sounds out of breath. Like she has asthma.

 

[Obelisk]

Finesse by Cardi B and Bruno Mars isn't very good. Its only saving grace is Bruno Mars and even then...

 

[Jimlaad43]

The Bruno Mars bit is amazing. Cardi completely ruins it.

 

[GTFan24]

So um...... who in the living hell gave Cardi B permission to ruin this classic?!
( Strong lyrics )

 

[GBalao888]

There has never been a song more brutal than "C:censored: M:censored: M:censored:" by Carly Rae Jepsen, and no other artist, not even Ariana Grande or Little Mix has ever attempted to beat how evil, annoying and musically cruel it is, but this changes, with this one artist and this one song overtaking it.

This is by far the worst song in this thread, the absolute worst of the worst, more than anything else that was previously mentioned here. It's is by far the most evil, disgusting and vile audible creation ever conceived. It literally sounds like hell, with all the demons and stuff.

WARNING: Please don't hate me, but this might violate the AUP (in mentioning the song and its singer). Click at your own risk. This is extremely NSFW.

This is not a song, neither is it music, it is actually barely even sound.

Spoiler

 

[ScottPuss20]

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG. Lyrics? What lyrics? Song is absolute trash.

 

[TheOverdriver]

The kindergartens snag it last year in my ps and it became a sort of cult hit. It. Was. Torture.

 

[GBalao888]

The kindergartens snag it last year in my ps and it became a sort of cult hit. It. Was. Torture.

I feel you man, my little brother watches its music video everyday and it's driving me nuts...

 

[MoLiEG]

Any song with or "sung" by Bad Bunny.

 

[JockeP22]

 

[Touring Mars]

Now, this might be the wrong thread for this, but hey... 'Africa' by Toto is an indisputable classic, immortalised in the GTA Vice City soundtrack and a favourite of mine since I was a kid. Yet, tragically, the song was brutally murdered a few years ago by, of all people, one of its original performers. Footage of the murder was caught on tape, and I warn anyone who might be tempted to witness this distressing scene that it is not for the faint-hearted. An old friend of mine (

) once attempted this song while drunk in a karaoke pub in Partick one night and narrowly escaped with his life, and yet compared to the performance below, it was a vocal tour de force, even if I do say so myself.

 

[TexRex]

David Paich is turning over in his grave...

...

...and he isn't even dead.

 

[Dennisch]

This one deserves to be here. Catchy. But terrible. And will stick in your head as it does in mine.

 

[TexRex]

This one deserves to be here. Catchy. But terrible. And will stick in your head as it does in mine.

I mean...it's better than the Shag version.

 

[Dennisch]

I mean...it's better than the Shag version.

Well. Of course it is. A German, pretending to be Latin, walking through Amsterdam in the early 70's, pretending he can sing. Catchy.

 

[Touring Mars]

This one deserves to be here. Catchy. But terrible. And will stick in your head as it does in mine.

@1.28.... oh err missus.

 

[TexRex]

Oh, bollard...

Okay, so I've listened to it a few times now and I'm really kind of warming up to it. Don't get me wrong, it's really pretty awful and definitely belongs here, but being more familiar with the cover by Shag helps. It's sort of like: "I'm only hurting myself because it feels so good when I stop."

And, dare I say I hear some Neil Diamond in there? Not Neil in his prime, but more like Neil performing on a Mediterranean cruise in the early '90s.

 

[Touring Mars]

Okay, so I've listened to it a few times now and I'm really kind of warming up to it. Don't get me wrong, it's really pretty awful and definitely belongs here, but being more familiar with the cover by Shag helps. It's sort of like: "I'm only hurting myself because it feels so good when I stop."

And, dare I say I hear some Neil Diamond in there? Not Neil in his prime, but more like Neil performing on a Mediterranean cruise in the early '90s.

It might be instructive to point out who Shag is at this juncture

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_King

Strangely enough, Jonathan King covered a Neil Diamond song a couple of years prior to 'Loop Di Love'.