Which Dictator are You?

[Ev0]

Chairman Mao. I'd be concerened if I got Stalin as my result, seeing how I am part Polish and part Ukranian!

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're ****ed!

I loved this option in the Support question:

By holding an approval-rating poll consisting entirely of the small group of people who don't think I'm a cretin. Then use that to call the people who think I'm an idiot "unpatriotic".

 

[Flerbizky]

But I don't want to be George W. Bush

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

 

[cardude2004]

Chairman Mao. I'd be concerened if I got Stalin as my result, seeing how I am part Polish and part Ukranian!

It is not much better being a commie.

 

[Lee]

oh joyous occasion im tony blair... lemme just go get a shovel to dig me own grave...