Worst car in the game....?

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Mazda Matai 5 nr j 01' 02' 03 04' blah blah blah what ever they're called, that's all I ever see in my UCD . If I had one I would park it in the middle of the track of a Tank Car Championship race and wait and watch with shear pleasure ! Oooooooooohh !
 
boredgunner
The LP-670-4 is very forgiving since it's 4WD. I don't have the LP-640 though. No reason for me to own one. I'd definitely use it instead of the POS Enzo.
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i wouldnt be so quick to judge the LP670 as forgiving, both Murcielagos will bite back if you overstep their limits or you jerk them into corners, and FORGET IT if you think theyll maintain anything close to stability on INdy and Daytona, but yeah compared to the 640 the 670 is a sweetheart.. if you use them wisely either Murcielago is very fast

boredgunner, my recommendation for you if your car is stock is to throw some sport softs on it and take it straight to Trial Mountain, and do not hold back, i take my LP670 there frequently, it is beyond thrilling what that car is capable of driven to its absolute limit on that track, my fastest lap around there is a 1:29.274, and the car actually got my adrenaline going the way it felt, makes any Ferrari feel like a prius, swear to god.
 
All clones of the Skylines, S2000s, and MX-5's that have come to symbolize all that is wrong with GT
 
Citroen 2CV Type A '54
Fiat 500 R '72
VW Beetle 1100 Standard (Type-11) '49
Fiat 500 L '69
Honda Z ACT '70
Honda TODAY G '85
Daihatsu Midget II D type '98
VW Karmann Ghia Coupe (Type-1) '68
Honda LIFE STEP VAN '72
Mazda Carol 360 Deluxe '62
SUBARU 360 '58
Fiat 500 F '65

and the worst one of all
Toyota PRIUS G (J) '02
 
I don't see how you can get any worse than the Jay Leno Tank Car.
  • It's not quick by any measure -- not that I expect it to be, but still.
  • It's ugly. The one saving grace could've been its potential in photomode, but as a Standard? :yuck:
  • I don't think an all-JLTC race would be fun even with friends.
  • Team Coco.
 
Villain
I don't see how you can get any worse than the Jay Leno Tank Car.
  • It's not quick by any measure -- not that I expect it to be, but still.
  • It's ugly. The one saving grace could've been its potential in photomode, but as a Standard? :yuck:
  • I don't think an all-JLTC race would be fun even with friends.
  • Team Coco.
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Well the Tank Car can at least hit like 150 mph on a straight... then you have the i-MiEV which has 64 HP and can't be upgraded. :sly:
 
Yeah the Piazza is definitely a lemon in my book. It's ELIGIBLE for lots of the races... which can get your hopes up. LOL But it's not at all competitive - the handling is terrible!! and it has no go!

king4951
I think a 2CV painted poo brown....
thanks die_hard :)
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It didn't let me paint a 2cv?? !!

Mac K
The I-Miev
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I was able to ace the k-cup seasonals in a weight-reduced I-Miev.
So that's not completely useless. At least it handles okay.

I<3Cars
Subaru 360 is slower than my Citroen 2CV that has 1hp less.
And it looks like Noddy's car
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I love little old cars. And the Subaru 360 was the biggest disappointment. The handling is terrible.

BLACKNESS78
Send him the triumph spitfire, I've heard it's the worst overall car in the game
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It was another big disappointment for me. Even with good tuning, the handling is tough... And it's the ONLY car, other than the Alpines, that I actually see much of a difference with "online".
But upgraded & tuned right, it can ace Cote D'azur in the aspec european classics. So not completely useless. Except that why buy one for the european classics in aspec when that's what you win. ;)

Vermontster
For me, it's got to be a tie between the swim wagon and the kuble wagon (spellings). Zero reason for these 2 pieces of military crap to be in this game. ZERO
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I've had a lot of fun in my tuned up kublewagen! LOL I love the goofy cars! It's the reason my bf was able to convince me we needed a ps3 & gt5! So not ZERO reason! :D

Bones Brigade
I hear the next seasonal is going to be transporting munitions to the frontlines.
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I would find that highly entertaining. LOL :D

Edit: My bf said maybe they could do a gt5 crossover with call of duty. :D
He's just irritated that he can't take his shwimwagen into water. ;)

Alex 3074
Mazda Matai 5 nr j 01' 02' 03 04' blah blah blah what ever they're called, that's all I ever see in my UCD . If I had one I would park it in the middle of the track of a Tank Car Championship race and wait and watch with shear pleasure ! Oooooooooohh !
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The Miata is, or so I'm told, one of the single most popular sports cars (in real life).

Personally, I see more Skylines than miatas in my used car lot. I don't want 20 of either of them.
 
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boredgunner
Well the Tank Car can at least hit like 150 mph on a straight... then you have the i-MiEV which has 64 HP and can't be upgraded. :sly:
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Dont diss the i! I managed to get a twelve foot long tandem drift out of it! Pahahaa.
 
Tweetman_277
Dont diss the i! I managed to get a twelve foot long tandem drift out of it! Pahahaa.
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What was your set up dude?? LOL ;) J/k

I've never drifted the i-miev significantly. But I've never actually tried.

But technically, it can be modified/upgraded... with weight reduction. heehee.

I think you can also attach aero stuff... though heaven knows why you'd need to.
 
Worst car in game is prob. the Honda Life Step Van or the Honda Odyssey. C'mon seriously when is anyone gonna use a minivan in any kind of race. On the other hand the Odyssey has 406 hp fully tuned, but the Life Step Van only gets something like 106 (don't quote me on that i haven't fully tuned that yet). They still both suck, considering they have the aerodynamics of a brick and the Odyssey weighs more than 3747 pounds(1700 kilo). Still, a supercharged minivan is kinda funny. (:
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watermelonpunch
What was your set up dude?? LOL ;) J/k

I've never drifted the i-miev significantly. But I've never actually tried.

But technically, it can be modified/upgraded... with weight reduction. heehee.

I think you can also attach aero stuff... though heaven knows why you'd need to.
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It was stock, on really bad tires, and i just launched it at the tight hairpin in tsukuba... it slid right to the apex, not so much power as just slide, then recovered and whined away again... but the chassis itself is actually very good. Lol
 
PhillyDude
Worst car in game is prob. the Honda Life Step Van or the Honda Odyssey. C'mon seriously when is anyone gonna use a minivan in any kind of race. On the other hand the Odyssey has 406 hp fully tuned, but the Life Step Van only gets something like 106 (don't quote me on that i haven't fully tuned that yet). They still both suck, considering they have the aerodynamics of a brick and the Odyssey weighs more than 3747 pounds(1700 kilo). Still, a supercharged minivan is kinda funny. (:
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EXCELLENT.
I forgot about the Life Step Van!! Probably selective memory!

It's HORRIBLE in every way possible.

That said I did tune modify one and take it into some of the k-cup seasonal races. It was ridiculous, even tuned up.

The vw estate must be horrid too. My bf suggested using a paint chip that could simulate rust. haha.

But yeah, I vote Honda Life Step Van as THE worst car in the game in every way. haha.

Tweetman_277
It was stock, on really bad tires, and i just launched it at the tight hairpin in tsukuba... it slid right to the apex, not so much power as just slide, then recovered and whined away again... but the chassis itself is actually very good. Lol
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Yes, for the kind of car it is, it handles turns better than you'd ever expect. haha
 
counter345
Get a Lotus Elise 111R.

Do EVERYTHING to upgrade the power and reduce the weight.
Put it on comfort hards.

Rear Toe -1.00 on custom suspension.
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Haha; spot on, mate. :D :cheers:

Was going to suggest the same for the Oulim Spirra, if it comes through the UCD. REALLY fast... up until he tries to turn. :lol:
 
Blank_Redge
Haha; spot on, mate. :D :cheers:
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That Elise set up you guys are talking about - that's the set-up you drive the Elise in the Top Gear special event right?

I would agree with you.
But every time that topic comes up, someone being kooky always suggests bragging that it's the "easiest" one and that if you're a good driver than you will LOVE the comfort hard tires & the hinky set up of that elise. LOL

I want to see someone come bragging here that they can set record lap times with a Honda Life Step Van on comfort hards with a stock transmission. :D

"Come! I beat you in any car with my Honda Life Step Van on comfort tires!" :D
 
I HATE the Honda insight.
That annoying nonstop one tone noise.
When your cruising, it's there
When you come out of a corner, it's there
When you at 200 KMH, it's there
When you rev the engine, it's there.
Lord have mercy....
 
FYI - you cant paint the 2CV. It's one of a handful of cars in the game that cant be painted, but come in more than one color. Both are ugly colors, send it as is.
 
The midget is the ****!! I have mine set up for stoppies lol, top speed somewhere in the high 90's......can't catch it even if ur in the x1...................................ha, wish I was serious
 
Alex 3074
Subaru 360 58' , come on 13 BHP what's that about .... Lol, and it looks a bit like a Ant eater !
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ive heard this car cant make it up the hill in its own demo? hahaaha

boredgunner
My SuperVeloce is fully tuned with 877 HP and racing softs, I think that's why I called it forgiving. :)
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ahhhh see now therein lies the snag, my car is totally stock.. and will stay that way, d*mn it boredgunner you made me wanna drive it now and im stuck at school for the rest of the day lol (between classes now) :mad:
 
FullSpe3d98
Honda Insight '99
Don't ask me what the hell Honda were thinking when they covered up half of the rear wheels
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Aerodynamics maybe? They were looking to make the original Insight as fuel efficient as possible and despite that it dosent handle too badly and considering its tiny engine and low power output is reasonably brisk, being helped by its 6 speed gearbox and excellent aerodynamics.
 

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