Yo Momma!!!!

[Rice Rocketeer]

Sup everybody...

WARNING: IF YOU ARE HEAVILY OFFENDED BY "YO MOMMA" JOKES...GO TO WWW.DISNEY.COM OR CALL 1-800-GET-HELP!!!! OTHERWISE...LET THE MOMMA DISSING BEGIN!!!!!!!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white and chunky!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo mama like a bowling ball...

1) picked up
2) and thrown into the gutter!!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma so stupid it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Yo'momma so stupid she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

DAMN!!!! Thatz too many at one time!!!!

 

[Magic069]

yo'momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn

 

[Magic069]

yo'momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

 

[Magic069]

its too early... can't think of anymore, I will be back though

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Rice Rocketeer
DAMN!!!! Thatz too many at one time!!!!

no, no, don't stop, keep going!!

 

[Magic069]

Originally posted by Jazza


no, no, don't stop, keep going!!

he is writing them down, so he can cut down all his friends at school!!!

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Magic069


he is writing them down, so he can cut down all his friends at school!!!

Excuseme if I'm being ignorat, Magic069, but what the hell does 'cut down' mean?

Thanx
Mr GT2

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by Jazza


Excuseme if I'm being ignorat, Magic069, but what the hell does 'cut down' mean?

Thanx
Mr GT2

Thats old school talk man! that means to make someone else feel bad

 

[risingson77]

yo' mama's like a bus: guys climbin' on and off her all day long.

 

[Magic069]

Originally posted by Jazza


Excuseme if I'm being ignorat, Magic069, but what the hell does 'cut down' mean?

Thanx
Mr GT2

to make someone feel low, small, tiny, stupid, make fun of... attack a person self esteam.

hope this helped!!

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by Magic069


to make someone feel low, small, tiny, stupid, make fun of... attack a person self esteam.

hope this helped!!

Yeah that what i said LOL

 

[kyle]

Haha. :cheeburga :floppy:

 

[boogie]

1-800-get-help?
Dont bring bad the memories. I worked ther for 9 years...

And you thoguht you were just making a joke

 

[piesupreme]

yo momma's so fat, when i was shagging her i burnt my ass on the light.

yo momma's so fat, that when i'd finished with her, i had to roll over 4 times to get off her.

yo momma's so fat, that when a car tried to swerve round her, it ran out of petrol.

yo momma's like the village bicycle: everyone's had a ride.

yo momma's so big, the when she wears a yellow jumper, people mistake her for the sun.

 

[kyle]

Yo momma so poor that when you light a ciggerate, she thinks she got some heat! 😈

 

[kyle]

Yo momma so tiny and stupid she thinks her bed is a House!

 

[kyle]

yo momma so mean she wants to kill you.