You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

[zanxion]

When after you blow a lifetime's budget to get the cheapest of those muscle cars in GT5 you can afford...

 

[RoadRocket77]

When you've purchased the DLC paint pack for 1 color 3 times in a month... Flourescent yellow FTW!

 

[Lock2Lock]

When you go out to buy a used car that has over 300,000 miles on the car, you buy it for like 8,000. Your friend shows up to your house and you tell him what it is and the price... And he says "why did you spend that much money on a car with that many miles on it".... You reply back, "no big deal bro i thought about the miles on it but hey i still have those car refresh tickets"... Then it hits you.

 

[ch3ng]

When you ask the car salesman wether is it a standard car or a premium car.

 

[R0ssingt0n]

When you're walking behind someone and automatically expect you'll walk a little faster because of their slipstream... I play way too much GT5

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

When you win an event and expect to get a car after

When you believe that you don't need a crawler to slide under a car.

Speaking of the crawler, didn't the mechanic have a yellow one in the game? I swear I remember one. Could just be me and GT5 turning my brain to mush.

 

[OK8]

When you realize your IRL car must have like 370 PP or less.

Mine has less than that definitely.

 

[zanxion]

When you change the oils in your car and make that glup-glup-glup with your voice

 

[NeuroticVows]

when you see a car in real life and think (That car is so annoying to drive, it has too much understeer) even though you've never driven that car in real life

 

[calan_svc]

When you realize your IRL car must have like 370 PP or less.

Now I'm curious. I wonder how PD calculates it? Hmmmm.....

 

[kieran177]

now i'm curious. I wonder how pd calculates it? Hmmmm.....

+13525566.9

 

[Slash]

When you pretend your DFGT is a real car.

 

[RoadRocket77]

Mine has less than that definitely.

Ha! I have the Ford F-150 that is in the game...WOO 275 hp and a blistering 7 second 0-60 time.

 

[Xquiste]

...when you stop some cool car on the road irl, take your camera out and start walking around it finding the best angle.

 

[YukinoSuzuka]

...when you made a travel plan to Scotland and discover the Trial Mountain isn't really there !

 

[carfanatic45]

When you change gear aggressively in an automatic car
When you make car noises when you are walking
When you flip your car over expecting to reappear magically
When you say I blew a gasket or I'm leaking oil when.....well......you get the point
When you start painting your car hood to look like carbon fiber
When you use the curb as an apex
When you get pulled over by the police and say that the Prius was taunting me!

 

[BlazeTheCat05]

When you think driving your 1998 Jeep Cherokee with both hands on the wheel and performing the GT5-style G forces inside your car is perfectly normal.

 

[Evolvedsoul]

When you scroll through the UCD buying cars you will never use..

 

[ArmaxDylan]

When you see anything red bull and i think of sebastian and the X2010

 

[MSTER232]

Now I'm curious. I wonder how PD calculates it? Hmmmm.....

I found a way to estimate a cars PP. It's weight / bhp x 100 - 10 (plus or minus 70 pp)

I got some more by the way:

... When your other driving games are made up out of dust.

... When you wished the Original circuits were real.

... When you race Kaz in a 1-on-1 race in GT5 and beat him easily.

... When you get caught driving in real life without a license and say "But I do have a license, IB license from the GT5 Licensing Centre!" *the cop facepalms*

 

[Ferrari458Italia]

This just happened to me tonight. Was driving home from work at 10:30 and unconsciously I was switching lanes trying to hit the apex of every turn on the freeway hahaha

 

[jagenigma]

when you wish you could switch between aspec and bspec like gt4

 

[WonkyFonk]

When you get a YLOD and don't buy another playstation until Silverstone appears as DLC...

 

[thelvynau]

When you get a YLOD and don't buy another playstation until Silverstone appears as DLC...

Nah that wouldnt happen cant be without gt5

 

[MSTER232]

This just happened to me tonight. Was driving home from work at 10:30 and unconsciously I was switching lanes trying to hit the apex of every turn on the freeway hahaha

Don't try this at home, kids 👍 .

... When you build yourself a custom playseat dedicated to GT5 :

 

[carfanatic45]

When you have beaten the GT-R lap time in the Skyline GT-R
When you can tell what level drivers people are
When you complete the 24hr events without pausing
When you fill up your tank faster that a pro racer
When you are pulled over and the police man asks can I see your license and you give him your GT5 S license
When you are posting on this thread

 

[JBanton]

When your HDD malfunctions and you have to apologise to a long train of people that you arranged to give cars to in the GT5 Marketplace .

 

[SlyckTires]

... you log in every day as soon as you get home from work "just to maintain your 200% bonus" and you're still racing/tuning/photographing when it's time to turn in.

... you find yourself discussing how your "partner doesn't understand you" with your best Bob.

... you sit on the loo at work surfing your favourite GT5 forum whilst everyone else is on Facebook or Twitter.

... you start conversations with what friends you have left with statements like "One time, on Gran Turismo..."

... you look forward to the adverts so you can restart that B spec grinder.

... you realise that although you're trying to be funny, all the above scenarios have actually happened.

 

[SlyckTires]

Where else are you going to get Passion Pink for your Beetle or Volvo 240GLT?

I think we are all guilty of buying thousands of LFA's for the awesome paint jobs

Mine's the TVR Speed 6 for the Reflex Spice.

 

[MSTER232]

...When you start "sleep-driving" sub-consciously without even realising, and wonder why your PS3 was left on the following morning.

...When you meet a famous racing driver and ask him to sign your copy of GT5.

...When you go to see a real life race and start shouting B-spec commands at drivers passing by.

...When it takes 5 or more people to drag you away from GT5.

...When you go to a paint shop and ask them to paint your car "Gold Chrome" or "Silver Chrome".

(Sorry for the really lame jokes, all the really good ones are going fast! )