You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

[RICHARDO]

... When you think your school desk has turbo lag.

... You think your school's lunch tables are running too lean of a fuel mixture.

... When you start writing a fan fiction about GT4.

... When you consider it a daily workout to eat Doritos and drink 2 litres of Mountain Dew and play GT4. (Not to mention the "bowlel problems" that come shortly afterward. )

... When the PS2 turns YOU on...

 

[GT4_Rule]

...when you use the word "turbo lag" to describe anything that's taking long to get done.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Meanwhile I"m trying to come up with some funny quip about the PS2 memorising the game and being able to play it without the disc in, but I'm failing miserably, so I'll post this lame thought in case somebody else wants to turn it into a funny quip.

You turn on the ps2 without any disc in there to check a memory card and you find yourself at the start line of the strip.

 

[shabba]

You turn on the ps2 without any disc in there to check a memory card and you find yourself at the start line of the strip.

I'll pay that one. I guess you'd know you've been playing GT4 too much when you've had it running so often that it becomes the only game the PS2 WILL play...

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

I'll pay that one. I guess you'd know you've been playing GT4 too much when you've had it running so often that it becomes the only game the PS2 WILL play...

Sorry if it wasn't the best, but ya gotta give me 10 for trying.
:-)

 

[shabba]

I've got one: you find yourself dreaming all night of racing, and wake up in the morning with your hands cramped into the shape of holding your DS2, and then when you go to play GT4 you find a prize car in your garage that you don't remember winning...

 

[atteiros]

... when your physician names a new syndrome after you and GT4.

... when you're Mom thinks it's cute that you have an imaginary friend called "Bob" and starts talking about it in PTA meetings...

 

[SportWagon]

... When you consider it a daily workout to eat Doritos and drink 2 litres of Mountain Dew and play GT4. (Not to mention the "bowlel problems" that come shortly afterward. )

Add salsa to the mix to ease the problem. Actually, a game such as GT4 does raise your metabolism slightly, but it doesn't stress any significant muscles.

... when you're Mom thinks it's cute that you have an imaginary friend called "Bob" and starts talking about it in PTA meetings...

Oops.

 

[S!Lpheed]

You're sick in bed and the only way to fall asleep is to get in an F1 seat position...what?

 

[GT40 MKII]

You're sick in bed and the only way to fall asleep is to get in an F1 seat position...what?

 

[RICHARDO]

Add salsa to the mix to ease the problem. Actually, a game such as GT4 does raise your metabolism slightly, but it doesn't stress any significant muscles.

No, the game itself doesen't give me the runs, it's all the damn Mountain Dew and powdered cheese...

 

[SportWagon]

Sorry, I assumed the wrong problem.

 

[Lizzards]

You start to twitch when the room mate beats you to the good TV and you can't use it till they pass out.. <frantic searching for an extension cord to power up the spare tv>

 

[RICHARDO]

Sorry, I assumed the wrong problem.

Nope never had THAT problem.

You know you play too much when you have a speedometer and tachometer mounted on top of your T.V. And a boost gauge on the side.

... When you wish they would come out with GT Mobile already so you can feed your addiction wherever you go.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

When you're playing golf and you tell your playing partner you're going to overtake him/her up the inside at the next dogleg.

 

[inferno]

Meanwhile I"m trying to come up with some funny quip about the PS2 memorising the game and being able to play it without the disc in, but I'm failing miserably, so I'll post this lame thought in case somebody else wants to turn it into a funny quip.

... your ps2 has the entire game burned into its memory and can play it without the disk.

or

... your ps2 has memorised all your inputs and can now play without you.

[EDIT]
drifting shopping carts is fun.

 

[Philly]

Hm, to be honest, I pop the rear end of a shopping cart and drift a corner when they are heavy because they have too much understeer :timid:

Hey, I love to drift shopping carts. What else is there to do in a store.
Get some great looks, too


Only until they get too heavy @Costco

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Hey, I love to drift shopping carts. What else is there to do in a store.
Get some great looks, too


Only until they get too heavy @Costco

LOL, I'm a trolley boy as casual while Im still at school and I drift trolleys all of the time to keep from being bored.

 

[Leonidae]

you know you're playing GT4 too much when you come up with drift settings for Stagea 260RS..

 

[Grayman222]

You know you're playing GT4 too much when you flip off the car behind you over your shoulder...

 

[Philly]

You might be playing GT4 too much when...

1. you buy a car just because you thought it was cool in the game
2. you write a letter to the manufacturer complaining that it doesn't drive exactly like in the game
3. you are suprised when, after selling it, you get out more than half of what you put into it
4. you are counting down the days 'till 2022 so you can see the Nike car in real life

 

[karate_crimson]

...

 

[lucky_brett]

-When you buy the strategy guide and use it as a checklist to see what cars you own.
-When you are driving your real car and it hurts your neck to turn to the right to look in the rear view mirror.
-When all your friends (even out of state) ask you for advice on the gt4.
I love this thread!

 

[Philly]

I love this thread!

There's another sign you're addicted

 

[RICHARDO]

You know you play GT4 too much when you think you can pay for groceries with credits....

...when you want to drive your moms car telling her you have your "super A license"

Are you on club4ag.com? It seems like you become a legend there for some reason or another.

Anyway, you know you play to much when you strongly believe you can make a Caterham 7 Fireblade into a family car.

Also, when you wonder why you can flip your Land Rover when you jump a dirt hill on a crooked angle at 120 MPH.

You wonder HOW you got your Land Rover to 120 MPH on a dirt road.

 

[TopHat]

You play GT4 too much when, you start to wonder, where is Bob during the traffic jam?

 

[Pagan_2k]

Yesterday we were driving through the cemetary on my friends scooter.
I reckoned we could drift those corners...

 

[CRXnut]

You know when you're playing GT4 too much when you spend $1200 on adjustable suspension for your real car and think of as cheap compared to 18.000 in the game :-)

 

[PARAGON GT]

You know your playing gt4 too much when you begin searching all over your steering wheel for a button so you can check out the traffic behind you.

While on the way to work you run out of gas and wonder why you can't keep creeping to the next gas station.

When after you cut your lawn for the past half hour, you realize that you have done nothing more than cut the outline of the Fugi speedway over and over and over . . . and continue to do so after getting out of the pits.

 

[GT40 MKII]

You know your playing gt4 too much when you begin searching all over your steering wheel for a button so you can check out the traffic behind you.

While on the way to work you run out of gas and wonder why you can't keep creeping to the next gas station.

When after you cut your lawn for the past half hour, you realize that you have done nothing more than cut the outline of the Fugi speedway over and over and over . . . and continue to do so after getting out of the pits.

last one is funny. Havent done that yet:tup: