F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

*Alonso's phone rings*

Alonso: You there, Philip is it? Answer that!

Alonso distracts Massa with Tetris while he thinks of somewhere to hide Massa's spark plugs.

Final answer!

Alonso "Haha the crazy frog ringtone, must be Seb calling"

Massa "No, it's Jean Todt"

BlacqueJacques

[I hope we get some better pics than paddock shots in Monaco ]

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pezzarinho17

*Alonso's phone rings*

Alonso: You there, Philip is it? Answer that!

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FA - Felipe, I cannot wait until Monaco, the women are so beautiful there!
FM - Uno momento Fernando, I'm just BBM'ing your mother.

BlacqueJacques

[I hope we get some better pics than paddock shots in Monaco ]

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It's kind of difficult to caption a picture of a car. But if you win this round, you get to choose the picture.

livemusic

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Now that's more like it

At least there is a car in the picture

Phone displays "I'm faster than you. Can you confirm you understand this message?"
Felipe replies "No, I've stuck with that now. Sorry."

Fernando: "No, she hasn't really been replying to my texts.."
Felipe: "OK, let me put that in.... Alright, the App says there's a 0% chance shes into you"
Fernando: "Better than I expected. I'll go talk to her now."​

Final Entry

Standings (after Round Five)

1st: ADEuk - 65 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 60 pts
3rd: LewyOs - 52 pts

4th: TopGearFTW - 34 pts
5th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
6th: livemusic - 26 pts
7th=: DQuaN, Alex. - 25 pts
9th: daan - 20 pts
10th=: mPWRD, Famine - 18 pts

12th: niky - 16 pts
13th: akmuq - 15 pts
14th=: GTP_Ingram, PeterJB - 13 pts
16th: Bee - 11 pts
17th=: interludes, C-ZETA - 9 pts
19th: RACECAR - 7 pts
20th=: lukecfc, driftking18594, race'emhard - 4 pts
23rd=: F1Addict, BlacqueJacques, granturismite, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
27th: TheStig13 - 2 pts

Congratulations to ADEuk for winning Round Five of the 2011 competition, and taking the lead in the Championship

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*added bit* YAY for me last round, my first ever podium on here!!

mafia_boy

*added bit* YAY for me last round, my first ever podium on here!!

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Well played sir 👍




* apologies to anyone from outside the UK... and under 30... OK, so pretty much everyone then...

Yay for podium.

Touring Mars

Well played sir 👍

Bernie: Well you are the one who wanted to go on Bullseye - it's not my bloody fault you won...[/CENTER]


* apologies to anyone from outside the UK... and under 30... OK, so pretty much everyone then...

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Ummmm...... couldn't someone just copy that but put a modern gameshow in and get a lot more votes?

"Here we are, behind the scenes before the boat chase..."

akmuq

Ummmm...... couldn't someone just copy that but put a modern gameshow in and get a lot more votes?

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The Rules

Captions

No editing of pictures.
No use of other pictures within your caption.
All captions must be your own work.

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So... no. Also it'd miss the point of the joke - Bullseye was famous for idiotic prizes for random Northerners, like a speedboat for a 63 year old woman living in Shipley, 70 miles from the nearest patch of sea (and the trailer wasn't included).

*Gasp* My first points of the season



Bernie: Do you intend on rowing this, gently down the stream?


Final Entry

Bernie: You've heard of the new World Endurance Series, right? Well, apparently, I served as... ahem.. inspiration. *winks*

FINAL ENTRY

Bernie takes a girl off to show her his wood, she was somewhat relieved.

Bernie: "No, YOU row!"

Bernie: Can you reach the steering wheel?

(Final Entry)

del

Final Entry

Bernie: My knees are killing me woman...
Girl: I dont care, your not finished.