Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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I've had food poisoning where I needed to sit on the toilet and have my head over the bath. Had I had a simultaneous 'surge' at the wrong time I'm sure I would have spun round like a human catherine wheel! :sick:
 
axletramp
I've had food poisoning where I needed to sit on the toilet and have my head over the bath. Had I had a simultaneous 'surge' at the wrong time I'm sure I would have spun round like a human catherine wheel! :sick:
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I had food poisoning once, too, but I couldn't both sit on the toilet and vomit into a proper receptacle at the same time. So, I did the only thing I thought reasonable at the time.

I used a funnel. :lol:
 
You have to try this on Google Maps.
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Directions
The shire
Mordor
then click on walk option.
 
axletramp
I've had food poisoning where I needed to sit on the toilet and have my head over the bath. Had I had a simultaneous 'surge' at the wrong time I'm sure I would have spun round like a human catherine wheel! :sick:
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Or a solution if you feel that bad is to sleep in the bath, then whatever happens your safe.
 
Jimlaad43
You have to try this on Google Maps.

Directions
The shire
Mordor
then click on walk option.
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You know, I've tried it before, but to no avail. Perhaps Google Maps wants me to die an ignorant man.

Although, thus far, the worst it's done it send me down gravel roads with a gate near the end.
 
Jimlaad43
Directions
The shire
Mordor
then click on walk option.
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I remember at one point on Google Maps when you select walking directions from the States to Europe it would tell you to "swim the Atlantic Ocean."
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Peter.
I know damned well what is really supposed to happen, but I was just putting it out there, that if you stepped on the tracks, you would probably be electrocuted anyway, before a train even hits you.
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I was just joshin' you Pete. The picture doesn't need an explanation.
 
haitch40
And what is wrong with the you don't say guy? And anyway its not like it actually makes the joke unfunny.
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I think the problem was the demotivational. Totally unnecessary and totally detracting from the funny.
 
Alex. Get a dictionary.

So if homosexuality is male only, does that imply that heterosexuality is also male only? God, I hope not!!!

Homosexual and heterosexual are both bisexual words.


(C'mon! It's not a pic, but it was kinda funny . . . . a little bit. Right?)
 
wfooshee
Alex. Get a dictionary.

So if homosexuality is male only, does that imply that heterosexuality is also male only? God, I hope not!!!

Homosexual and heterosexual are both bisexual words.


(C'mon! It's not a pic, but it was kinda funny . . . . a little bit. Right?)
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Bugger. Something in my mind just made me think Homosexual was a male word. Perhaps the 'homo' and 'man' word connection.
 
Depends if you're looking at Greek or Latin. Homo is a Greek prefix which means same.
Homosexual = Same (Gender) Sex, Homologation = to agree, Homogeneous = Same Kind/Type and so on.

But it's also the Latin for man, hence Homo Sapiens.
 

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