F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

gorsad · Jul 25, 2012

Alonso: Hello Mr. Hamilton. Or as they call you around the garage, Hammy. I want you to make a choice. There's a slow acting poison coursing through your system, which only I have the cure for. Will you disrupt Vettel's race to save yourself, or will you choose to suffer.

Famine · Jul 25, 2012

"What? Who? I don't know any "Dog"."

Bye Ya · Jul 25, 2012

dhandeh · Jul 25, 2012

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Lewis - When you say it wasn't your fault...

axletramp · Jul 25, 2012

Lewis: "So did they found out who recommended those dodgy cheap tyres? What? No, I've never heard of anyone called 'daan'."

Lizard · Jul 25, 2012

Lewis picks up the phone.
TROLOLOLOLOL.
Who the hell is this. *Hangs up* Maldonado again????????????

zed300 · Jul 25, 2012

"What???" "No I don't want to invest in a retirement fund!!!!!" "Who put you up to this?"

LewyOs · Jul 25, 2012

"All circuits are busy, please try your call again later and thank you for using Vodafone."

DK · Jul 25, 2012

"Hey, I just hit you,
And this is crazy,
But I'm Hamilton,
So penalise me maybe!"

LewyOs · Jul 25, 2012

"Hi, yes Locite Superglue helpline? Phone, head... help?"

Pezzarinho17 · Jul 25, 2012

"Hey Michael, it's Lewis... Just how easy was it to spot the Williams coming out of the final corner at the Hungaroring? Did you know it was Rubens?...

"Reason? Curiosity in case Pastor Maldonado comes near my car again...."

Touring Mars · Jul 25, 2012

Hi Mum, I'm going to miss Team GB Women's opening match against New Zealand later today, can you Sky Plus it for me?

Furinkazen · Jul 26, 2012

"And now in other news, the cause of the O2 network's failure several week back has been traced back to this man. According to his shirt he seems to be a Vodafone member and he was last seen walking away from a damaged F1 car in Germany. Police believe he may be in Hungary within the next few days and are asking the public to be vigilant - this man is a dangerous driver and not be crossed, as he will crash or take you out. He's not to be confused with the driver of a (much faster) similar car called "Jenson"."

Blaze_409 · Jul 26, 2012

Jessica!
Call me, Maybe?

Stiggy · Jul 26, 2012

JB: Hey, Lewis, it's Jenson here - could you please do me a favour?
LH: ...what is it?
JB: I need you to get back out on track from your so-called retirement from the race and hold up someone.
LH: Hold-up? You do know the FIA doesn't allow weapons other than Maldonado out on track?!
JB: No, you fool, I need you to slow down Vettel so I can get second place...

GTP_Ingram · Jul 26, 2012

"Hello? Yeah, just a sec, I'll check. Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find a man to hug and kiss?!"

Jimlaad43 · Jul 26, 2012

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
He's on a cellphone, calling race control
All of his change has gone to Charlie
Where's his fortune gone, ask Maldonado
There's a penalty for those two.
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

FINAL ENTRY

BlacqueJacques · Jul 26, 2012

Round Ten - Germany

Hamilton: Of course I have you on speed dial Bernie; you are the first person I call to complain, (cough) I mean congratulate, on another successful Formula 1 weekend !

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

I would have preferred the Kimi fence climbing pic over this rather boring one

GTP_Ingram · Jul 27, 2012

Final Entry

Determined to prevent Jenson winning, Lewis makes a quick call direct to his pit radio instructing him to switch to "Yellow G2"

livemusic · Jul 27, 2012

Crap, Vettel's coming this way.

*picks up phone*

Omnis · Jul 27, 2012

"Lewis, there's no driving event at the olympic games, but we can put you in a Routemaster for the opening ceremony."

BlacqueJacques · Jul 29, 2012

Beckam drove the XXX boat with the flame :dopey:

GTP_Ingram
"Hello? Yeah, just a sec, I'll check. Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find a man to hug and kiss?!"[/CENTER]

Moe from the Simpsons and Bart Simpson want their prank call line back

prisonermonkeys · Jul 29, 2012

"I'll bet my pole position on Mark Cavendish winning gold in the Mens' Road Race later today."

Flex0r · Jul 31, 2012

"Yeah I also just heard my Tooned character is hired by Disney/Pixar."
"He earns what .... that's more than I get."

Final Entry

prisonermonkeys · Jul 31, 2012

Final entry

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

livemusic · Jul 31, 2012

Uh, didn't you already post that?

Lizard · Jul 31, 2012

livemusic
Uh, didn't you already post that?

Yes he did.

Nessy · Jul 31, 2012

Touring Mars

Vodafone call centre:
"Hello, you are through to the Vodafone helpline, we're busy at the moment but one of our expert Vodafone technicians will be with you shortly"... *on-hold music plays for about 3 secs*..... "Hello, how can i help you?"

Lewis:
"Wow!!.. Question, are you any good at changing tyres, and do you want a new job?"

Touring Mars · Aug 1, 2012

Apologies for the delay, voting will be posted up this evening, and Round 11 will follow next week.

Touring Mars · Aug 8, 2012

ROUND TEN - RESULT

1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts
2nd: Famine - 18 pts
3rd: niky - 15 pts
4th=: ghskilla, Omnis - 11 pts
6th: Pupik, LewyOs - 7 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys, axletramp, DK, GTP_Ingram, Flex0r - 1 pt

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 2)

Winning Entry

Touring Mars
"Well Lewis, there's good news and bad news... the good news is that Christian Horner has admitted to cheating. The bad news is that it was with your Mum."

Standings (after Round Ten)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 114 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 112 pts
3rd: LewyOs - 83 pts

4th: Famine - 63 pts
5th: DK - 57 pts
6th: Flex0r - 51 pts
7th: dhandes - 41 pts
8th: niky - 39 pts
9th: Furinkazen - 36 pts
10th: Stiggy - 29 pts

11th: Omnis - 28 pts
12th: RACECAR - 27 pts
13th: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts
14th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts
16th: gorsad - 22 pts
17th: Liquid - 21 pts
18th: zed300 - 20 pts
19th: akmuq - 18 pts
20th: tribolik - 17 pts
21st=: livemusic, funkyDucks - 16 pts
23rd: At 1ness - 15 pts
24th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
25th=: lemansfanatic, ghskilla - 11 pts
27th: BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
28th: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
29th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
31st: Pupik - 7 pts
32nd: haitch40 - 4 pts
33rd=: Sach, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
35th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai, axletramp - 1 pt

At the half-way stage, there is only 2 pts in it at the top between myself and prisonermonkeys, and both of us have two wins each...! :cheers: