A Bit of Fun on the Internets

[Ghost C]

Well, I added the bolded part because you people are oblivious to blatant sarcasm.

Apparently nobody noticed the dyno went to 7,500rpm and made absolutely no torque below 3,000rpm. That sounds like a 4.9l V8, doesn't it?

 

[kennythebomb]

What do you have on the back? Don't tell me its drums....

His car grooves to a slow-enough beat.

 

[Scaff]

It's true. 115.2whp.

I'm such a huge loser

Actually, it's the dyno chart for a 4AGE Corolla I found on the internet. You guys are so gullible.

You may want to check on the definition of gullible, go back and re-read my post and you will quite clearly see that I asked you to confirm that it was yours and for your Caddy specifically. Hardly the act of a gullible man. No I asked because you strike me as the kind of person who would try and pull something of that nature.

I will however remind you of the AUP..

You will not post any material that is knowingly false, misleading, or inaccurate.

...and as such I would strongly advise against trying something of that nature here. the only reason its not an infraction now is because the original cliam in on another site.

Strange as well that we get another childish diversion, rather than any hard info on your car from yourself.

Not impressed at all

Scaff

 

[Ghost C]

I suppose you're in violation of the AUP, since you posted it here and...

No I asked because you strike me as the kind of person who would try and pull something of that nature.

You don't need to remind me of the AUP, I know it quite well.

 

[Evolution.]

It wasn't knowingly false, Einstein.

And if you don't care, why do you continue to reply and post? Why not just leave GTP and say to hell with all of us? Since, you know, everyone here is a 14 year old with no driving experience and all.

 

[Ghost C]

It wasn't knowingly false... And I'm the Queen of England.

 

[TopHat]

It wasn't knowingly false, Einstein.

And if you don't care, why do you continue to reply and post? Why not just leave GTP and say to hell with all of us? Since, you know, everyone here is a 14 year old with no driving experience and all.

Exactly, Scaff assumed it was real, so he posted it, you then posted, supposedly confirming that it was real, then edited it a few minutes later, which means that you posted something knowingly false.

EDIT: You have now insulted England.

 

[Ghost C]

Here's some help for you.

 

[TopHat]

Do you really think that I didn't know that was sarcasm?

 

[Diego440]

And I'm the Queen of England.

actually no, last time I checked you seemed to be white trash

 

[Famine]

EDIT: You have now insulted England.

By calling himself a batty foreigner with appalling dress sense and an overinflated sense of self-importance due to self hype?

 

[Ghost C]

actually no, last time I checked you seemed to be white trash

Classy.

 

[TopHat]

By calling himself a batty foreigner with appalling dress sense and an overinflated sense of self-importance due to self hype?

I'm so confused right now....

 

[OZZYGT]

You see, the funny thing is, when people get called out, and they can't back themselves up, they use "sarcasm" as a scapegoat. A mercy call in other words. And I have seen this everywhere, members using the word "sarcasm" to justify themselves and hope that the damage they've done is redeemed.
I've only seen 3 member in this whole forum who can successfully make a sarcastic post.


O well, Nice try though.

 

[daan]

What do you have on the back? Don't tell me its drums....

Excuse me, Mr Ghost. I'm still curious as to your caddy's rear brakes.

 

[Scaff]

I suppose you're in violation of the AUP, since you posted it here and...

Again I have to ask if you actually read my post?

If you had you would quite clearly see that I did not post it as fact, I posted info you had posted on another site and quite clearly asked if it was true. In no way could that be an AUP violation.


The fact that you originally posted to confirm it was true and then very shortly edited the post to say it was not is far closer to a violation.

You don't need to remind me of the AUP, I know it quite well.

Good for you, please make sure you follow it.


Scaff

 

[Diego440]

Don, you're sadder than Limahl's music career

In life one has to learn from past mistakes in order to not make new ones. One also has to be humble and recognise when you've made a mistake so that you can (read start of the sentence).

You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong... poor child.

 

[Ghost C]

Coming from the guy tossing out racial slurs on the internet.

(and when someone comes back with "LOLOLOL YOU POSTED THEM OVER ON DT", yes, I did, but it was all in good fun. The threads there were jokes, this thread is SERIOUS BUSINESS!)

 

[Diego440]

Coming from the guy tossing out racial slurs on the internet.

coming from you, I'll take that as a joke

The threads there [in DT] were jokes

That's your way of wimping out of the discussion.. the fact is that you were in more or less the same position, where you couldn't/wouldn't backup your claims with any hard data.

You sir, have failed at life.

 

[Jedi2016]

I like how he manages to avoid actually talking about the car.

I'd be curious to see a video of a quarter-mile run in that car. Surely there's one out there.. there has to be, right? Fastest Caddy Ever has to have at least one video on the 'net, right?

Pity you're so far away... There's a local car club here that would love to have a look at that beast. Then again, BVSB actually requires proof of performance.. you'll have to run with 'em before they'll give you the time of day. They won't let you just "talk the talk".

And neither will we.

 

[Ghost C]

That's your way of wimping out of the discussion.. the fact is that you were in more or less the same position, where you couldn't/wouldn't backup your claims with any hard data.

You sir, have failed at life.

Yeah, that's my way of "wimping out" which is why I was talking to almost every one of those people on AIM laughing about the sheer stupidity of the thread while it was happening. Some people know the internet isn't serious business. Those people are assuredly not you.

They won't let you just "talk the talk".

And neither will we.

Oh, you won't? And what are you going to do about it, hmm? Heckle me on the internet? OH PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT. GOD NO THAT'S SO TERRIBLE.

 

[F1GTR]

coming from you, I'll take that as a joke

You never know, that might be some sarcasm...

By the way, GhostC, where do you get your high quality cold air intakes so cheaply considering you make a "700%" profit? Did you get them from Ace Hardware?

 

[Diego440]

Yeah, that's my way of "wimping out" which is why I was talking to almost every one of those people on AIM laughing about the sheer stupidity of the thread while it was happening.

and then you fell off the bed and woke up, right?

Better luck next time!

 

[Ghost C]

Ok, I'll tell you where I get the parts I use to make my intakes. While I'm at it, do you want the method for heating the tubing and bending it, then cooling it without causing it to deform? Hell, why don't I just make a few and send them to you for free.

 

[MistaX]

Can we just ban him and get this over with?

 

[OZZYGT]

You never know, that might be some sarcasm...

👍

 

[Duke]

[sarcasm] This is an entertaining and constructive thread. [/sarcasm]

*click*

*bang*

*dead*