A Bit of Fun on the Internets

[OZZYGT]

I doubt he can afford one.

 

[Famine]

Ghost, you do have a point with the link, seeing as it is slightly vulgar, and there should be a warning.

Enjoy. It's 12 pages of fun. (language warning, though)

One other question. Why not prove the performance of your Deville by taking pictures of official 1/4 miles time etc? Even a Dyno sheet would do to prove performance. It's not as if you don't have access to a digital camera.

Duh! Because then everyone would accuse him of making those up/Photoshopping them too! Just like we all did with r8man.

Ghost C, could you post the performance spec of your Deville. I think I may have found a Deville which is faster than yours on a Cadillac forum.

I don't believe you. They don't have an Evoluzione Engineering Forced Air Induction kit spraypainted royal blue, nor a Stage 2 Weight Reduction. And when he gets his Electric Supercharger up and running - whoooooo, you won't see him for all the motion blurs on Earth!

 

[Mark T]

Duh! Because then everyone would accuse him of making those up/Photoshopping them too! Just like we all did with r8man.



I don't believe you. They don't have an Evoluzione Engineering Forced Air Induction kit spraypainted royal blue, nor a Stage 2 Weight Reduction. And when he gets his Electric Supercharger up and running - whoooooo, you won't see him for all the motion blurs on Earth!

No I'm serious! I think the car I saw even had a neon light under the dash & lexus style lights. This car meant business.

 

[sn00pie]

Breaking the AUP by linking to content containing multiple uses of foul language. (I know this, because YOU YOURSELF, gave me a warning for a link in my sig to a website that used less instances of the F word a few years ago.)

FYI: I just went through the logs, it was in fact another moderator who had (rightfully so) given you that specific warning.

Upon reviewing your posts (at this forum and the one linked to in the first post) I think you may benefit from a lesson in nuance.

 

[Mark T]

Ok I found the specs on Ghost C's car.

Can be found here

Specs-
1991 Cadillac Sedan DeVille "d'Evoluzione"
Black Sapphire Metallic/Dark Slate Grey Metallic
Power Output (Stock): 200bhp@4,100rpm - 275ft/lbs@3,000rpm
0-60 & 1/4 Mile (Stock): 8.0s / 16.0s @ 86mph

Modifications-

Engine & Chassis

-L26 OHV V8
-250hp (est) @ 4,100rpm
-350ft/lbs (est) @ 3,000rpm

-Evoluzione Engineering True Cold Air Intake
-Evoluzione Engineering Alcohol Injection Kit
-Evoluzione Engineering Ground Wire Kit
-Evoluzione Engineering Engine Brace Kit
-2.75" Exhaust w/ OTTO Racing Muffler
-Custom Timing Advance

-Evoluzione Engineering Stage 3 Weight Reduction (390lbs)
-Stage 4 Coming Soon!

-Evoluzione Engineering Rear Strut Brace
-Evoluzione Engineering Front Lower Tie Bar
-Evoluzione Engineering Rear Triangle Brace
-Front Pillowball Mounts

-Evoluzione Engineering Composite Front Undertray
-Evoluzione Engineering Aluminum Canards (Coming Soon)

Brakes

-Raybestos SuperStop Full Metallic Brake Pads (F)

Lighting

-Hyper-White 80w 5,000k Low Beam Headlights
-Hyper-White 100w 5,000k High Beam Headlights
-Studio 54 Interior Blue Neon Accents

Wheels & Tires

-Enkei EUM5 16x7 (F)
-Enkei EUM5 16x7 (R)
-Fuzion HRi 215/60/16 (F)
-Fuzion HRi 215/60/16 (R)

Spares
-GM 4504 15x6.5" (F)
-GM 4504 15x6.5" (R)
-Michelin X Radial 205/70/15 (F)
-Michelin X Radial 205/70/15 (R)

Cosmetics & Sound

Exterior
-Evoluzione Engineering Blackout Grille
-Evoluzione Engineering Blackout Headlight Trim Kit
-Evoluzione Engineering R Vented Hood (Coming Soon)
-Custom Painted Brake Calipers

Interior
-RAZO Carbon Fiber Pedals
-Evoluzione Engineering Interior Blackout Kit
-Evoluzione Engineering Carbon Fiber Shift Knob
-Evoluzione Engineering Center Gauge Panel (Coming Soon)
-Power Acoustik PACD-506 Head Unit
-Infinity 4 1/2" Mid-Range Speakers (F)
-KLH 2 1/2" Tweeters (F)
-Coustic Power Logic 102 Amplifier (R)
-Infinity 4 1/2" Mid-Range Speakers (R)
-Onkyo 1/2" Tweeters (R)

0-60mph - 5.4 secs


He also hates GTP so much that he's got a link from his car page to here.

 

[OZZYGT]

That car is so pimp.

 

[kennythebomb]

Ghost C, could you post the performance spec of your Deville. I think I may have found a Deville which is faster than yours on a Cadillac forum.

One other question. Why not prove the performance of your Deville by taking pictures of official 1/4 miles time etc? Even a Dyno sheet would do to prove performance. It's not as if you don't have access to a digital camera.

The simple is answer is that in doing so, it would validate that he is a loser who takes the internet seriously. This isn't about his car.

 

[Specialized]

-250hp (est) @ 4,100rpm
-350ft/lbs (est) @ 3,000rpm

0-60mph - 5.4 secs

An Areil Atom weights 600kg and does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds which has 220bhp and your car weighs around 1600kg? (might be wrong) Now im not a rocket scientist but i cant see that extra 30hp you have hauling an extra tonne to 60 in 2 seconds more than it takes for the Ariel to do it.

Seriously, go and brush your teeth because your breath smells like bull**** (Ghost C not MarkT)

Spec....

 

[Scaff]

Ghost C, could you post the performance spec of your Deville. I think I may have found a Deville which is faster than yours on a Cadillac forum.

One other question. Why not prove the performance of your Deville by taking pictures of official 1/4 miles time etc? Even a Dyno sheet would do to prove performance. It's not as if you don't have access to a digital camera.

It certainly would be interesting to see some actual proof of these claims from you Ghost C. Its also rather interesting that on every forum you are called out on you refuse to supply any form of documented proof for your claims, yet you are happy to ask people to supply proof to you...

And we'll of course be seeing pictures with hand written signs on these cars, along with a post-it note on the dyno chart for the TC, right? That's over double the wheel horsepower the car makes stock, so you'll forgive me for being skeptical, I'm sure.

...your own words from August of last year. To ask this of others and then refuse to supply any info when requested is more than a little hypocritical.


Scaff

 

[Mark T]

An Areil Atom weights 600kg and does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds which has 220bhp and your car weighs around 1600kg? (might be wrong) Now im not a rocket scientist but i cant see that extra 30hp you have hauling an extra tonne to 60 in 2 seconds more than it takes for the Ariel to do it.

Seriously, go and brush your teeth because your breath smells like bull**** (Ghost C not MarkT)

Spec....

Don't forget the atom is rwd. The deville is pulling a over a ton with it's front wheels and has the aerodynamics of a lorry.

I need to see proof of that 5.5 second 0-60 time.

 

[Dave A]

Tbh I think your all pandering to Ghost C, I think the sole reason he trolls internet forums shaking his ego about like Pamela Andersons chest is to wind people up and to get attention. I think he enjoys this and in all probablitity doesn't care what anyone who doesn't know him personally actually thinks.

 

[Race Idiot]

Tbh I think your all pandering to Ghost C, I think the sole reason he trolls internet forums shaking his ego about like Pamela Andersons chest is to wind people up and to get attention. I think he enjoys this and in all probablitity doesn't care what anyone who doesn't know him personally actually thinks.

Ding ding ding we have a winner.

It's not like he's a great troll he's realy the archetypal 'i'm always right troll' with a dash of 'I NEVER TAKE THE INTERNET SRSLY LOLZ ITS ALL A JOKE' and the final touch of 'Domestic Drivin' E Thug' on top.

Plus he has a comeback for everything you ask him, even if it's paper thin he can still use the 'I NEVER TAKE THE INTERNET SRSLY' jibe!

Trolls are lots of fun!

 

[OZZYGT]

I thought you were a TROLL IRL

 

[turboash78]

Well... these threads sure have made my day more enjoyable!

 

[Race Idiot]

I thought you were a TROLL IRL

It is NOT EVEN TROLL IRL

As I am a very nice person in real life, when famine met me he swooned he did.

But I am always nice on the internet!

As well!

 

[Ghost C]

It certainly would be interesting to see some actual proof of these claims from you Ghost C. Its also rather interesting that on every forum you are called out on you refuse to supply any form of documented proof for your claims, yet you are happy to ask people to supply proof to you...



...your own words from August of last year. To ask this of others and then refuse to supply any info when requested is more than a little hypocritical.


Scaff

My hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Tbh I think your all pandering to Ghost C, I think the sole reason he trolls internet forums shaking his ego about like Pamela Andersons chest is to wind people up and to get attention. I think he enjoys this and in all probablitity doesn't care what anyone who doesn't know him personally actually thinks.

Someone get him a trophy.

 

[Evolution.]

I can't wait until someone you know sees this and realizes what a douche you are.

 

[Duke]

I can't wait until someone you know sees this and realizes what a douche you are.

Easy, big fella.

 

[kennythebomb]

Damnit my sink is leaking, there's a hole in my pipe! If only I could afford the Evoluzione Engineering Cold Air Intake, that might do the trick.

 

[Evolution.]

Easy, big fella.

Awwww come'on...lemme at em', lemme at em'!

 

[TopHat]

Damnit my sink is leaking, there's a hole in my pipe! If only I could afford the Evoluzione Engineering Cold Air Intake, that might do the trick.

That made my day oh so much nicer. Love it when people think fast like that.

 

[Ghost C]

Damnit my sink is leaking, there's a hole in my pipe! If only I could afford the Evoluzione Engineering Cold Air Intake, that might do the trick.

Witty, except my intakes aren't made out of PVC. Go try to bend PVC by using 1,700 degree heat and tell me what happens to it.

 

[Scaff]

Well you do appear to have posted some info up on another site; so Ghost_C would you mind confirming that this is a dyno chart for your Caddy (as you appear to be saying over at D-T)?

Source - http://www.define-touge.net/forum/showpost.php?p=16767&postcount=145


Thanks in advance

Scaff

 

[Evolution.]

I can get that out of my blender.

 

[TopHat]

Well you do appear to have posted some info up on another site; so Ghost_C would you mind confirming that this is a dyno chart for your Caddy (as you appear to be saying over at D-T)?

Source - http://www.define-touge.net/forum/showpost.php?p=16767&postcount=145


Thanks in advance

Scaff

Looks like someone here got ownt. Scaff - 1 Ghost C- 0

 

[kennythebomb]

Witty, except my intakes aren't made out of PVC. Go try to bend PVC by using 1,700 degree heat and tell me what happens to it.

Well how else do you make it 'any color' ?

Nice hp and torque... wow... 120hp is pvc-melting insane.

 

[Ghost C]

It's true. 115.2whp.

I'm such a huge loser

Actually, it's the dyno chart for a 4AGE Corolla I found on the internet. You guys are so gullible.

 

[Evolution.]

Looks like someone here got ownt. Scaff - 1 Ghost C- 0

Not really. He DID post it himself, so it isn't ownt.

 

[TopHat]

It's true. 115.2whp.

I'm such a huge loser

Actually, it's the dyno chart for a 4AGE Corolla I found on the internet. You guys are so gullible.

Then why did you ad the bolded part after about.... 35 seconds? You're still a loser in my book, because you said it first.

 

[daan]

Brakes

10.9" Vented Discs (F)
SBS Pro Touring Ceramic Brake Pads (F)

What do you have on the back? Don't tell me its drums....