Are you that guy?

[Vasco]

I knew the fist bump would be my downfall one day...rated warm, so I guess I'm not quite that guy yet.

 

[Famine]

Interestingly, I was described as "Cool", but with a description including all of the things I'd selected "no" for.

Ibid. - and I find it hard to believe Sage doesn't love lamp.

Odd that some of the questions have a catchall in them. I certainly don't use shortened words in e-mails, or sign off anything, ever, with "thx". But I will use "Cheers", because that's relatively normal over here. But that lumps me in with txtspktosrs, for some reason.

 

[Mark T]

I found a few questions that I would answer yes to, listed below.

You shave your head at the first sign of balding.

Yes with clippers, not a bic or razor. I think that's the right thing to do unless you want an eventual comb over.

You quote Borat, Zoolander, or Anchorman

Yes, but only Anchorman.

You wear DJ headphones

When I'm DJing, yes.

You don't wash last night's admission stamp off your hand

Some of those admission stamps are hard to get off, especially when your alarm didn't go off, you have a banging hangover and you have 10mins to get to work.

You call friends and colleagues by their last names

Alot of my friends refer to eachother by there surnames. Can't see a problem with it.

 

[Sniffs]

another "error processing" result. a refresh simply brought up the questions again. might be a browser compatability problem.

the questions lean toward "urbanites" of all stripes. why do these morons think everyone's a bleedin Glass Walker?!

o.O
*throws his werewolf back in the cage*
sorry

 

[Pupik]

The poll is obviously faulty and misleading, since it branded me "COOL". I can also honestly say I've never heard of many of those things, which sort of invalidates this test. I haven't had a goatee in seven years, so meh.

Three personal transgressions:
"You wave someone along even though they have the right of way."
→ You have to here, with old people.

"You wear flip-flops, Croakies, Crocs, or board shorts in the city."
→ In daylight in South Florida, I'll wear my Timberland sandals. But not to be seen, but to be smelled.

"You quote Borat...reference "TPS reports" and "pieces of flair."
→ Occasionally.

 

[Alex.]

No to 98% of the answers and I got a 'Cool'

 

[Omnis]

Three personal transgressions:
"You wave someone along even though they have the right of way."
→ You have to here, with old people.

Yeah, I saw that too and thought, "sometimes you have to."

Anyway, I got a Warm Tucker Carlson.

 

[hemisport15]

I also recieved a cool rating and, like many of you, alot of the questions either didn't make any sense to me or didn't pertain to me. I don't know many people who are that guy to be completely honest. One question I was looking for was "You make stupid nicknames for people." If you don't know what I mean, here is an example: Nickademo, Big Bad Bob, Sherminator, etc.

 

[Eric.]

I had a few I said yes to - shortened muscle names (for the above mention reasons), bluetooth headset (come on, I have a PS3 - why wouldn't I use one?), Hayden Panettiere and sporting a goatee.

I see nothing wrong with any of the above.

Edit: I just answered all the questions a second time and received no result. I think this quiz is that guy.

I was rated "warm" for a couple of those reasons. All of mine were no besides the BT headset, goatee, and I'm not real sure what else.

 

[opendriver]

Im not "that guy", just "cool".

Although:

"That guy" is from the 80's, and has bone-itus

 

[Keef]

Wow, you really are that guy.

Well, usually I start with "I want a burger." Then the waitress proceeds to read the menu to me. She obviously didn't understand that I didn't read the menu because I didn't need to read the menu. I want a well-done burger, with cheddar cheese. And that's it.

Not "I want the Colorado Texas Beef-Steak Chipotle Onion Burger without...the steak, the onions, the lettuce, the tomato, pickles, chipotle sauce and the herpes."

No. I'd rather have a burger. With cheddar cheese. Well done.

Good job on earning your tip by taking my order, hotstuff, instead of taking the menu's order.

However, I rarely complain when my order is wrong. Though, it never is. Because the waitress has written down exactly what I want, as opposed to a paragraph of things I don't.

Don't argue about restaurant food ordering, because I am the authority. And if the ketchup won't come out hit the 57 on the side of the bottle.

 

[ranhammerR34]

I'm that cool guy

 

[Pako]

I am apparently HOT according to this poll. Not Hot as in, "hot" but hot as in, "I am most likely - That Guy".

 

[YSSMAN]

Anyway, I got a Warm Tucker Carlson.

As did I.

I think I could have minimized this quiz to one question:

Do You Like Dane Cook?

[...] YES
[...] NO

If you answer "YES," then you most certainly are "that guy."

 

[Perfect Balance]

Well, usually I start with "I want a burger." Then the waitress proceeds to read the menu to me. She obviously didn't understand that I didn't read the menu because I didn't need to read the menu. I want a well-done burger, with cheddar cheese. And that's it.

Not "I want the Colorado Texas Beef-Steak Chipotle Onion Burger without...the steak, the onions, the lettuce, the tomato, pickles, chipotle sauce and the herpes."

No. I'd rather have a burger. With cheddar cheese. Well done.

Good job on earning your tip by taking my order, hotstuff, instead of taking the menu's order.

However, I rarely complain when my order is wrong. Though, it never is. Because the waitress has written down exactly what I want, as opposed to a paragraph of things I don't.

You fail at ordering.

I had an explanation written here, but I'll just leave it at that.

 

[Studentdriver]

Im not "that guy", just "cool".

Although:

"That guy" is from the 80's, and has bone-itus

His only regret is that he has bonitis.

On topic, I got "cool" but only answered yes to the question about quoting Borat. I mean, the guys on the bus went to USC, so we actually quote them more than Borat himself.

 

[Keef]

You fail at ordering.

I had an explanation written here, but I'll just leave it at that.

When I go to McDonald's I get a burger. When I go to O' Charley's I get a burger. The bar, too. When I go to Flemmings (wihch was once) I got a $25 burger. I don't want what they offer, I want what I want. My way is easier. I have to speak less, the waitress has to write less, the cooks have to read less. Works out for everybody.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Bugger, I got Hot!

My bad.

 

[Moglet]

I'm cool. I think the only one I answered 'yes' to was Hayden Panettiere being hot. Because she damn well is, she's gorgeous.

 

[Duke]

I want a well-done burger, with cheddar cheese. And that's it.

You fail at ordering not because of the technique, but because a burger should never be cooked more than medium-rare, and that only at a place that really knows what "rare" means.

If I wanted to eat a shoe, I'd go to my closet.

I know a guy who eats burgers like you do, but without the cheese. He hates cheese. And ketchup, mustard, or any other condiment. And vegetables or fruit. His diet consists of well done no-cheese burgers on dry white buns, fries with nothing on them, and chicken fingers.

Why do I never get anything but a blank screen when I submit this stupid poll?

Why have I tried more than once?

 

[TB]

I know a guy who eats burgers like you do, but without the cheese. He hates cheese. And ketchup, mustard, or any other condiment. And vegetables or fruit. His diet consists of well done no-cheese burgers on dry white buns, fries with nothing on them, and chicken fingers.

Why do I never get anything but a blank screen when I submit this stupid poll?

Why have I tried more than once?

Same here on all three points.

 

[Danoff]

Warm. I answered yes on a few. But I still don't think quoting Zoolander is wrong.

 

[Keef]

You fail at ordering not because of the technique, but because a burger should never be cooked more than medium-rare, and that only at a place that really knows what "rare" means.

If I wanted to eat a shoe, I'd go to my closet.

I know a guy who eats burgers like you do, but without the cheese. He hates cheese. And ketchup, mustard, or any other condiment. And vegetables or fruit. His diet consists of well done no-cheese burgers on dry white buns, fries with nothing on them, and chicken fingers.

How about medium? That's as low as I've gone, and as low as I dare go. It's...eh...alright. Juicy. But I have found a couple--only a couple-local places where the burgers are still juicy and tender well done. I know what you mean about eating tough meat because I've had a few a places who could only manage leathermeat. But the two pubs O' Leary's and Clancy's make them flawless, every time.

Did I mention I order my fries "extra crispy"? I hate soggy fries. I like a crisp like the typical McDonald's fry, or very slightly more. Very few restaurants can manage that, either, and that's pathetic because the kids at McDonald's just stick it, dip it, and pick it when it beeps.

Crispy fries are an art that every cook should master.

 

[exigeracer]

I'm Scorching folks. THAT Guy.

I laughed at many of the ones I said yes to only because I do them as a satire to that guy. Can't mess with my ME bumpersticker or Birkenstocks.

 

[Casio]

How about medium? That's as low as I've gone, and as low as I dare go. It's...eh...alright. Juicy. But I have found a couple--only a couple-local places where the burgers are still juicy and tender well done. I know what you mean about eating tough meat because I've had a few a places who could only manage leathermeat. But the two pubs O' Leary's and Clancy's make them flawless, every time.

Did I mention I order my fries "extra crispy"? I hate soggy fries. I like a crisp like the typical McDonald's fry, or very slightly more. Very few restaurants can manage that, either, and that's pathetic because the kids at McDonald's just stick it, dip it, and pick it when it beeps.

Crispy fries are an art that every cook should master.

Everytime I've ordered a burger, I've never asked how my meat should be cooked. The Chef should have tasted his burger when he was creating the menu and decided what the right cookingness should be. Asking for a burger to be done a particular way is just asking for trouble, and inevitable failure.

 

[dylansan]

For those having problems, and not to sound like a jerk, but have you tried scrolling up?

 

[Keef]

Everytime I've ordered a burger, I've never asked how my meat should be cooked. The Chef should have tasted his burger when he was creating the menu and decided what the right cookingness should be. Asking for a burger to be done a particular way is just asking for trouble, and inevitable failure.

Well, here in the states, we have the freedom to have our meats cooked to our liking, since everyone has a different taste. Of course, that may come with risks, like your life, but that's what the little asterisk and note at the bottom of the menu are for.

 

[exigeracer]

Well, here in the states, we have the freedom to have our meats cooked to our liking, since everyone has a different taste. Of course, that may come with risks, like your life, but that's what the little asterisk and note at the bottom of the menu are for.

Ever worked in a kitchen? Not all orders are well-received.

 

[opendriver]

Well, here in the states, we have the freedom to have our meats cooked to our liking, since everyone has a different taste. Of course, that may come with risks, like your life, but that's what the little asterisk and note at the bottom of the menu are for.

I tried to order a burger medium rare, the waitress told me they could only do just medium on account of the health department or some junk. Im not going to give the name of the eatery, but I can tell you that it might be "Your neighborhood bar and grill".

 

[TB]

Everytime I've ordered a burger, I've never asked how my meat should be cooked. The Chef should have tasted his burger when he was creating the menu and decided what the right cookingness should be. Asking for a burger to be done a particular way is just asking for trouble, and inevitable failure.

When I order a burger from a sit down joint (not McD's and the like) the server/waiter/waitress always asks how I want it cooked.

Medium-well, by the way.