I took the AH1Z Viper off of the roof at Sharqi today, and headed straight for the Havoc that was heading straight for me.
I lock on, deploy heat seekers, he strafes, flares, misses the missiles, starts firing at me, I flare, he misses, then we head straight at each other firing the rockets.
I start to strafe right and none of his rockets are impacting on me at all, then suddenly I die.
Not the Viper; me.
Strange, I thought.
So I wait on the spawn screen, the Viper re-spawns, I jump in, and head for Mr Havoc.
This time, I've acquired a gunner accomplice.
We start to lock on, which alerts him to our presence, he turns to engage, as my first heat seeker hits him.
Then he starts with the rockets, and again I strafe.
I deploy flares, even though he hasn't fired anything heat seeking, and suddenly, I die.
Not the Viper; me.

"OK THEN" I say to no-one in the room.
I watch him go off and attack the construction site, and I spawn on the RU deployment.
I start to head towards the TV station, in order to clear out the forces occupying the rooftop and regain the Viper.
Just as I get towards the ladder leading up to the TV station flag, the Havoc passes overhead in flames, and disappears into the sea, on the other side of the grass hill.
I decide to creep round to the back door, and try to regain the objective quietly, someone from my team has joined me at this point, but is heading for the ladder instead.
As I round the corner towards the back door of the TV station, I am knifed from behind, and my dogtags yanked by who else but the Havoc pilot, who has somehow mysteriously jumped from his burning chopper, swum out of the sea, run the full height of the hill, down the other side, jumped the sandbags and caught me up; all in 3 or 4 seconds.
As I watch the killcam, I see that not only has he managed that, but he's also killed the team mate who was heading in the other direction, roughly 25 feet from where he's knifed me, again I reiterate: within 3 or 4 seconds.....
I rage quitted.
I have no idea how you do that.
Neither killing me twice without hitting me once whilst in the chopper, nor carrying his body across 100 feet of land to two different knife kills in less than 5 seconds.
How do you do that?
The other rant I would like to have is this:
I waited "You are currently 1 of 1 in the game queue" for 8 minutes (yes I checked the clock) to get into a game earlier, which then lasted for 7 minutes as none of the team decided to take one objective once on Strike at Karkand.
The servers are being a right royal pain in the ass all week, and it's only Tuesday.
Grrrrrrrr.......

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