I'm going to bash you all over the head with women.
Victoria Legrand (Beach House)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnIq0X12i-8
Francoise Hardy (featured in a Blur song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmVTJYFbHE
Cat Power
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Elizabeth Fraser (Cocteau Twins)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtaiI6Ebf0
Corinne Bailey Rae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNK_VDQY8I
Margo Timmins (Cowboy Junkies; not a big fan, but their cover of Sweet Jane is obviously great and her voice is beautiful)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o
Sarah Assbring (El Perro del Mar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=porKFdTJ77U
Erykah Badu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9jpkF1ehD8
Feist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBavrE3as4M
Vivien Goldman (mmmm, post-punk goodness)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLAY1OdZrA
Allison Goldfrapp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2VktozqkSc
Grace Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgMn2OJmx3w
Mary Timony (Helium, Mary Timony Band, also does the vocals in this great Team Sleep song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWj-6CEDLAk
Tegan & Sara
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4THv5SYfBo
Liesje Sadonius (Hooverphonic's first album)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zYDZQqN93g
Geike Arnaert (Hooverphonic lead vocalist after Liesje left)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czF-ScHF9I
Kim Gordon (bassist for Sonic Youth, lots of other projects; awesome beyond belief. Watch for Chuck D in this video.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OdSoKfTP1k
Imogen Heap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZsZkH_MJc
Lydia Lunch (Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, solo work)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUUDZdKxuA
Jenny Lewis (Rilo Kiley, solo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Thz2SOKkGI
Jenny Owen Youngs (TWO VIDEOS BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Zn3cjNu58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwuIIsDjgZg
Kathy Diamond
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1BYjGtIJwo
Kim Wilde (
)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNyRU0fKHAY
L7 (Everyone knows Pretend We're Dead. Check out Donita Sparks, too)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTJ3qDWbCWI
Tracy Bonham (Hell yeah, classically trained violinist)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8rfe8LxRZc
Laurie Anderson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhm0NHhCBg
Kathleen Hanna (Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, both totally awesome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxxhxjgnC0
Ali Howard (Lucky Soul; love this chick's voice)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLLIsw1Yo0
Madeleine Peyroux
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfJrwLJJp3A
Martina Topley Bird (LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. Tricky debuted her to the world on his album
Maxinquaye. Her solo stuff is just amazing, too. Stephen Marley heavily sampled
Sandpaper Kisses for his song
You're Gonna Leave. Check that out, too.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB3iPhpLXx0
Neko Case (The New Pornographers, solo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50dzxkJa1NE
Nina Simone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVw0Mb8XR9M
Peaches (cheesy over-the-top shock stuff, but I don't care. NSFW for you people who browse the internet when you should be working. Tsk tsk tsk.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcKMg7eEjj8
Poe (only care about her one song, Angry Johnny. But it's great, so I'm putting her here.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAafZfFxd2E
Beth Gibbons (Portishead)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVPcWh85jYs
Kelli Ali (Sneaker Pimps, went on to make a couple solo albums I haven't heard)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swX-2GT9q44
Santogold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCeZzW54a2o
Sia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeVWaVhvrh0
Sinead O'Connor (The Lion and the Cobra is legit a fantastic album. So crazy talented.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu7n0ccyywY
Sleater-Kinney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOM107PIxV8
St. Vincent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYoT14ZRY2E
Laetitia Sadier (Stereolab)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfabj80NzEw
Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson (B-52s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN8hV4AyNss
Inara George (The Bird and the Bee)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6AqkjSnFko
Blake Hazard (The Submarines; you've probably heard that one song a billion times on that iPhone ad. When this song opens all I can think of is that ****ing ad with that ****ing guy's hand holding the iPhone. No one holds a phone like that, guy.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYvt0boSRXQ
The Breeders (Kim Deal, Tanya Donelly, Josephine Wiggs. Also check out the Pixies, the Amps for more Kim Deal. Throwing Muses and Belly for more Tanya Donelly.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPWzSSmFCh4
Nina Persson (The Cardigans. If you don't know this song you're automatically banned.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styYbRWQYP8
Eleanor Friedberger (The Fiery Furnaces)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEvLtTxakrQ
Alison Mosshart (Discount, The Kills, awesome.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6wUPCqwWI8
Kimya Dawson (The Moldy Peaches. They have that one song in Juno that everyone knows. Also check out Adam Green's solo work; he's not a chick, but who cares.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_Fuu8TwvY
The Slits (wow they can't play instruments but who cares; this album had to be made)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXGblps64M
I don't know if this is going to make your computer explode. Let me know and I'll get rid of the embedded videos.
EDIT: OK, that didn't work so well, so just the links. Send your computer repair bills to somebody else.
And Top 5:
Kim Deal
Kim Gordon
Alison Mosshart
Mary Timony
Martina Topley Bird