Broken Bones

[gt4]

Well today is my 10th anniversary (close by anyway) of when i broke both my arms which got me wondering how many bones have you broken? Lets hear some good stories about them too.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I've broken one bone - my right clavicle. I was sledding in 4th grade, went off a jump, and landed on my neck. I was probably lucky to only come away with a broken collar bone. I broke it on Martin Luther King Jr. Day because we got the day off from school. If the bastard hadn't been shot, I wouldn't have had a broken collar bone. Thanks, James Earl Jones, you asshole.

Everyone seems to think I broke my sister's wrist, but it was her fault.

My left hip was slipping out of the socket when I was in 8th grade. Some whacky genetic disease. Some surgery fixed that. That doesn't count as a broken bone, but I thought I'd mention it.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

4 bones for me.

When I was young I had my pinky finger cut clean off by my sister. It is now about a quarter inch shorter than my other pinky. I think that counts as a break. I should take a pic of my nubby finger to gross you guys out.

I broke 3 toes on my left foot when I was running for the phone and stubbed my foot on the coffee table. Ouch doesn't even begin to describe it.

 

[gt4]

when i was in third grade i was playing on the playground at school on those 3 bars that get higher as they go along, the highest one was about 10 feet off the ground. so i was swinging back and fourth on them and then i slipped off the back and put both my hands down to stop my fall and broke both bones in my arm in both of my arms so i have 4 total.

 

[Squid]

was trying to dunk a basketball when I was 9 by jumping off the top of my van, I grabed the rim but didnt hold on and fell strait back down 10 ft onto my hand and broke my middle finger and sprained the other two next to it, hurt my back too.

 

[Solid Lifters]

None.

 

[miata13B]

Well on two basketball plays I broken 5 fingers. . . *Dumbarse*

Then two hairline fractures in both of my wrists from skating hard on two seperate occasions. . . that brings the count up to 7. I think there were a few more, but I was too young to remeber.

 

[Squid]

Yea skating caused me lots of pain and lots of sprains, BTW my friend broke his toe playin hacky sack one day when we were skating, havent stop making fun of him since

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by Squid
Yea skating caused me lots of pain and lots of sprains, BTW my friend broke his toe playin hacky sack one day when we were skating, havent stop making fun of him since

Is that kinda like breaking a leg while pulling a complex move in chess???

 

[xAkirax2004]

Ive broken my metarsal one when I was 3. I was imitating a Road Runner cartoon, and my brother tackles me. Not so bad. I was scared ****less when they cut off the cast because I was afraid the saw would cut the skin.

Then, In 5th grade, I chipped my ankle while playing kickball. The day before Thanksgiving vacation. Was in a aircast for a week, then a plaser cast for 3 weeks.

Tons of fun.

 

[vat_man]

None broken as such, but I had fractured fingers from playing cricket when I was 12-13. They've never been right since - couple of fingers are bent, and they play up fearfully when it's cold.

 

[Spock]

Zero.

 

[Ev0]

Not a single broke bone here.

And Rumple, plz post a pic of your pinky, I want to be grossed out right about now

 

[72ElCamino]

i broke my collar bone 2 times

the first time i was ontop of one of those old little tikes cars(the red ones with the yellow tops) and seeing which one of my friends could stay on the longest, i landed sholder first on cement.
dont really remember how i broke it again, so i guess that means I broke 2 bones..

 

[Squid]

^ Yea im up for it too

Originally posted by miata13B
Is that kinda like breaking a leg while pulling a complex move in chess???

Yea I guess , to his defence he did kick another kids foot to do it but still funny as hell

 

[VIPFREAK]

Originally posted by Solid Lifters
None.

Originally posted by spock
Zero.

Ziltch.

 

[-Fred-]

Aplenty. Both ankles, a few fingers and toes, my left wrist, and 3 ribs. Bar the toes and fingers, all of these came from skating...

 

[hanker]

The only bone I have ever broken, is my Radius in my Wrist. It happened when I was snowboarding. I decided to go off the main trail into the trees on a narrow trail, and well it was only wide enough for my board so when I wanted to slow down,......i couldn't, so it came down to hitting a tree...or hitting the jump at the bottom, before I had a chance to decide I was on my stomach with a broken wrist.

 

[Jpec07]

I'm one of those lucky persons who hasn't broken a single bone in their whole life (I guess it's because I drink so much milk)

 

[Sage]

Absolutely none. I think I came close to having a broken pinky when a basketball slammed into it in 6th grade, because it hurt terribly for the longest time, but it was never broken.

 

[hanker]

Originally posted by Jpec07
I'm one of those lucky persons who hasn't broken a single bone in their whole life (I guess it's because I drink so much milk)

Or maybe you need to take more risks

 

[Mopar Muscle]

I was running full speed when I got elbowed in the nose, (this happned playing rugby) there was an explosion of blood and the bleeding was hard to stop. my nose points slightly to the right and the cartilage makes a clicking sound when I turn my nose from side to side.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by Ev0
And Rumple, plz post a pic of your pinky, I want to be grossed out right about now

It's not really gross actually, it is rather neat. I can park in handicap places, I can scare little children with it, people rub the nub for luck... the ladies go for it. 'Nothing says lovin like Andy's little nubbin''

 

[Mike Rotch]

None - although I almost broke my left wrist in high school, when I tried to jump over a rope standing sideways and thought it would be a good idea to break my fall with the aforementioned appeture.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

I'm pretty sure I haven't. I may have fractured one while playing Soccer in bare feet But I never found out. My middle toe on my right foot was definately Dislocated though

 

[lethalAE86typeR]

one bone and my wrist, not to sure if that counts bone or joint...

 

[Klostrophobic]

Did you dislocate your wrist, or break a bone in your wrist?

Your wrist is a bunch of bones, so you don't actually break your wrist. You break a bone in your wrist. Or multiple bones.

 

[Josh]

I literally shattered my nose, and cheek bone, in a car wreck back in November '03. Fun stuff.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

 

[millencolin]

ive broken no bones......which is surprising because of some of my bad stacks from skating. i tend to fall on my arse more often though


but i have dislocated my right knee many times...once i had to go to hospital. morphine is fun