Confession Booth

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Probably an entire discography or an album. One song can't really be 'entire'. I do have to admit, I did my fair share of.. *ahem* "file-sharing" but I've stopped. It's either Youtube or iTunes now 👍
 
Skython11
Now, a confession... I conce downloaded an entire for free :( At least I made up for it when I bought the album
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...Alright, you've made me admit it. This one time, back when I was young and stupid, I... Accidentally 80 gigs of rars. Don't ask how, just...
 
My confession?

I sometimes feel like slapping my naughty students around the face for misbehaving, I know how wrong that sounds and I would never do it. I don't have many naughty kids, maybe 2 or 3 out of hundreds, I've pictured myself slapping them off their chairs in an effort to get them to pay attention. Example of what goes on in my mind -

Justin, stop playing with your eraser and listen to me please

OK

(few minutes later)

Justin, what animal is this?

Errrr........... mao?

In English please.....

*Shrugged shoulders*

*POW!* (back hander to the face)

It's a cat you stupid little git! Why can't you just listen like the others!

In reality this would never happen, not because the school would have too big a problem but because I'm really not that mean and I don't think it would help him to pay any more attention.
 
shem
My confession?

I sometimes feel like slapping my naughty students around the face for misbehaving, I know how wrong that sounds and I would never do it. I don't have many naughty kids, maybe 2 or 3 out of hundreds, I've pictured myself slapping them off their chairs in an effort to get them to pay attention. Example of what goes on in my mind -

Justin, stop playing with your eraser and listen to me please

OK

(few minutes later)

Justin, what animal is this?

Errrr........... mao?

In English please.....

*Shrugged shoulders*

*POW!* (back hander to the face)

It's a cat you stupid little git! Why can't you just listen like the others!

In reality this would never happen, not because the school would have too big a problem but because I'm really not that mean and I don't think it would help him to pay any more attention.
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There's no problem with it, a trick you can do, is tell another student to smack them around the head ;)
 
My teachers didn't bother holding back. I was always in a pretty good relationship with my teachers, so they always felt it was fine to beat the crap out of me.
 
At my age, senior schooling, the teachers really couldnt care less if someone gets payed out for saying something wrong. As long as our behavior is bashful and not outright bullying then the teachers are happy to join and have a laugh at the expense of whoever it was :P.
 
Legendary
At my age, senior schooling, the teachers really couldnt care less about anything.
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I fixed it for you.

My confession is I need a new job due to the business I worked for closing down, but I don't really want one in case they restart a new dealership there really soon because I liked my old job and would want it back.:guilty:
 
I trolled my colleagues at work today. I mean, as usual...witty responses everywhere. I'm feeling a bit guilty.
 
My whole being nice to everyone and trying to control my anger is a last ditch effort to show people that I'm not selfish. I mean to be a nice person, but the way I act makes it look different. I'm not like that, I try not to look like a selfish and inconsiderate jerk, but 🤬, when no one acknowledges anything you do, you just want to be f:censored: noticed once in a while. I hate being the person that is only put in a group so they don't make themselves look bad. I try to be nice and respectful at school, but when I get home, I just lose it, and am more volatile than a pitbull who sees a t-bone steak. Sorry for the rant, maybe I just am selfish.
 
I try to be nice (compared to others at my school), and I don't really get noticed :lol:
 
Yeah, for some reason people that get noticed are usually noticed for the wrong reason, like how someone wouldn't get noticed for helping an old lady cross the street but then the same person is noticed when they are caught dealing drugs. It's a strange world we live in
 
Be nice because it's the right thing to do, not to be rewarded. Perhaps if you're expecting to be rewarded, you're not being that nice in the first place?
 
I don't want to be rewarded, I don't want anything. Well that's not entirely true. I just like people to at least acknowledge that I exist. Like when you let someone borrow a pencil and you ask for it back. Then they ignore you, and when it comes test time you get 37% because you couldn't write anything. I don't want to be rewarded with anything other than say, maybe a simple here's your pencil back, or here's a copy of the note you missed because I was too involved in my own world to give your pencil back. Understand?
 
I know the feeling.. I do all I can to help people, whenever and wherever. I know sometimes I can be a tad annoying, but I always try and suppress that.. I guess the main problem though is I'm so freaking shy I tend not to let people see what I'm really like, but I really want to change. I guess the annoying thing is just me trying to get some attention, cos most of the time I just feel like I'm being ignored. If I feel down at all, in the pub or in lectures at all Ill to make it obvious but not one of them will normally ask whats wrong or if im alright.. I dont think anyone has actually for years..
 
I regret the times I was a jerkwad in highschool, I highly recommend being nice during your school years since you know it's the right thing to do anyway, and you'll feel better about it later on in life.
 
Skython11
Yeah, for some reason people that get noticed are usually noticed for the wrong reason, like how someone wouldn't get noticed for helping an old lady cross the street but then the same person is noticed when they are caught dealing drugs. It's a strange world we live in
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The nice guy finishes last?
 
thesrdic
I know the feeling.. I do all I can to help people, whenever and wherever. I know sometimes I can be a tad annoying, but I always try and suppress that.. I guess the main problem though is I'm so freaking shy I tend not to let people see what I'm really like, but I really want to change. I guess the annoying thing is just me trying to get some attention, cos most of the time I just feel like I'm being ignored. If I feel down at all, in the pub or in lectures at all Ill to make it obvious but not one of them will normally ask whats wrong or if im alright.. I dont think anyone has actually for years..
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Yeah, I really get that. I started wearing crazy shirts to compensate.

When you're wearing a lime green shirt or one with an offensive saying. It works.
 
VANDENAL
Yeah, I really get that. I started wearing crazy shirts to compensate.

When you're wearing a lime green shirt or one with an offensive saying. It works.
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I get what you mean, but I don't tend to take it that far :)
I don't want to stand out, I just want to be noticed really.
I think if I were to go into uni one day with a bright green top on I'd crumble under the proverbial social pressure and paranoia.
Being the centre of attention just kills me
 
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Today I think I took the biggest step possible towards turning myself around. Simply by talking. I finally managed to get over my trust issues and tell my mate all of my problems, which over the last few months had been causing me some major depression. Admittidly, it did take at least 6 pints and a good couple of hours or so.. hopefully over the summer holidays I can sort myself out and go back to uni the person I want to be, and not the 'image' that I project to hide who I really am
 
I promised my wife I wouldn't go out getting drunk with my pals and coming home at 5 in the morning and I almost did on Sunday. I went out and got back late, I even had a few drinks but stayed relatively sober and came home late/early in the morning and she wasn't too happy.
 
thesrdic
I get what you mean, but I don't tend to take it that far :)
I don't want to stand out, I just want to be noticed really.
I think if I were to go into uni one day with a bright green top on I'd crumble under the proverbial social pressure and paranoia.
Being the centre of attention just kills me
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I don't mean to be noticed by a few people. I just like to grab the attention of a few people and see who cares to actually talk to me. Apparently no one today.

Now I confess I've done many stupid, very many stupid things in life. For example because of stupid actions I was almost charged with sexual harassment in 2007. Very stupid thing to do. Don't get peer pressured into any of that stuff, it ruins your life. As it almost did mine.
 
I don't really have a bad confession. I like to drive around my neighborhood aimlessly. I find it really clears my head and despite going around about a million times now, it's still fun. I guess it could be bad considering how much gas I'm "wasting" doing this.

Also, I sometimes think I'm the black sheep of my family.
 
I told my mom I broke the brake lines on her car because there were deer in the road. I really just was driving home stoned still on my friends road when I pulled into someones driveway. I went down there driveway and there cars were on my left, there was a pile of wood straight ahead so I started a u-turn to the right driving in between trees then up there yard back on to the road.

EDIT: happy now?
 
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I have low standards when it comes to women. If it can smile, and is at legal age, it's fine by me. And no, it's not because I can't get hot women, I just don't care. :lol:

AndersonG22, say what? Read your post again, and then retype it!
 
Called girlfriend at work:

M - Hey what has a small penis and hangs down?
H - What?
M - A bat!
H - Very funny. I'm busy right now, are you done?
M - Oh sorry, hey I have one more joke ---
H - What? Hurry up!
M - What has a big penis and hangs up?
H - I don't kn----CLICK!

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