Confession Booth

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Called girlfriend at work:

M - Hey what has a small penis and hangs down?
H - What?
M - A bat!
H - Very funny. I'm busy right now, are you done?
M - Oh sorry, hey I have one more joke ---
H - What? Hurry up!
M - What has a big penis and hangs up?
H - I don't kn----CLICK!

I laughed at this.
 
I thought about telling my manager how dumb he is. Major problem in my company...truth is something we don't exactly adore.
 
What were we talking about?


Hahahahha :)

Are you guys discussing illegal drugs and of currently being intoxicated by them?
That's against the laws of America. And more importantly the rules of GTP. That includes jokes.
I confess to wheeling that comment in to see the reaction. And because I thought I was right. Both valid reasons really so maybe I shouldn't confess.
 
Okay, got a confession to make...

So, I'm, uh, well... Dating two girls right now, juggling them back and forth. Hopefully just to make my mind up, but, yeah, it's not exactly a nice thing to do.
I never declared one of them as my girlfriend, so technically, I'm not cheating on either, but... You get the idea.
 
I did an epic stunt on the bus, falling over while trying to move seats. It was either a complete fail, or epic win depending on how you see it. Very few see it as an epic win.

Oh, and when I'm on holiday I sometimes peek at GTPlanet using the hotel wifi. :eek:
 
I confess that I've become addicted to this forum. I originally planned to make 1,000 posts and leave, but it just became part of my daily routine. Its just like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!
 
I confess that I've become addicted to this forum. I originally planned to make 1,000 posts and leave, but it just became part of my daily routine. Its just like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!


Me too. When I signed up I spend one week coming here and then two months without. Now since May I come to here almost everyday.
 
AndersonG22, I have ADHD, and to commit to something is incredibly difficult. As a result, I have to usually plan everything I do out and set goals to meet. So when I joined here I set a goal I thought would be challenging to obtain and went for it, and decided that after I met this goal I would evaluate myself and consider either leaving GTPlanet or setting another goal to reach. I chose the latter option. To succeed in life I require structure, so every single task is like a mission, with primary, and secondary objectives. And my life contains many, many missions. That's how my brain is wired, and that is what I must confess.
 
^ That actually sounds like an extremely productive way to live life. 👍

Sounds like a productive way to live, but more often than not you end up being stymied and restricted by your own head.... I know somone who has ADHD and another who has ASD (Autistic Spectrum Disorder), and they are often frustrated by their own thoughts. Although Vandenal may have been able to find his own way of coping with it.
 
You both are right in a way. For difficult tasks (multi-steps), it helps out a lot. But some of lifes basic tasks are still difficult. Like sometimes it takes me an hour to decide what to eat for breakfast. And there are always times where you need to do something right away, and I struggle. And sometimes I have trouble paying attention to people when I thinking of what I have to do. For example, on Sunday I was pouring a glass of orange juice and spilled some. So I had to quickly decide whether to clean it up with a cloth or paper towel. And I just froze up, I cleaned it up eventually, but when I asked my brother where to put the towel I didn't here him. So I assumed he said to put it on the handle for the oven and did. But still, something like that shouldn't be so difficult.
 
I confess that I've become addicted to this forum. I originally planned to make 1,000 posts and leave, but it just became part of my daily routine. Its just like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!

Dude, I signed up solely for the purpose of finding a tune for the Chrysler PT Cruiser in GT3.


In 2003.
 
You both are right in a way. For difficult tasks (multi-steps), it helps out a lot. But some of lifes basic tasks are still difficult. Like sometimes it takes me an hour to decide what to eat for breakfast. And there are always times where you need to do something right away, and I struggle. And sometimes I have trouble paying attention to people when I thinking of what I have to do. For example, on Sunday I was pouring a glass of orange juice and spilled some. So I had to quickly decide whether to clean it up with a cloth or paper towel. And I just froze up, I cleaned it up eventually, but when I asked my brother where to put the towel I didn't here him. So I assumed he said to put it on the handle for the oven and did. But still, something like that shouldn't be so difficult.

You should carry a coin and let it decide little things like what to eat etc, you could have brackets for more then 1 choice. Sounds like a tough life, maby you should see a specialist for advice on certian situations and how to make your day easier. Ive been on the phone with people who could probably talk for hours about stuff Im not interested in, I tell them I got stuff to do etc. In person Ill say I got stuff to do and must be on my way if Im at the store etc, when there at my house its harder though.

Im not sure what else to say other then that sucks man, and try different things to make life easier.
 
Confession: I fell asleep at work today, at my cubicle, with other people in their cubicles around me. No one said anything to me, but I'm sure some of them noticed. I was pretty embarrassed.
 
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