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TheKittenLack? Theres many rooms :\.
But not uk friendly. I wake up to find about 4 pages worth of discussion from lobbies hosted at around 2- 4 am here.
TheKittenLack? Theres many rooms :\.
Room is up!
1472-6118-4216-8213-8836
Room now closed.
Haha. That's what you get for sucking sausages.
Maybe I like doing it. Maybe I should suck your sausage. Maybe not.
*Okay, I'm not going any further than this so don't warn me. I already know it.
You already went too far. You need to stop.![]()
Hi Zyla... and explain to me how I went too far... actually, don't.
Hi Zyla... and explain to me how I went too far... actually, don't.
Protip: avoid the topic of sausages, and whatever you may want to do with sausages. Not only is it not very funny, but it makes everyone feel uncomfortable. It makes you come across as a weird perv, too.
Sorry for replying in the thread since I'm not a member, but I felt like saying something.
I don't even mention the "topic" at all unless a certain SOMEONE says anything about it.
I've already came out and also disclosed my age. I also would like to point out that this is the internet. It is sometimes hard to take something seriously and would be ridiculed if you do. I don't even mention the "topic" at all unless a certain SOMEONE says anything about it.
Okay, I'm done. I'm off.
I was kinda of a Racer today. Anyway Fiat 500 here i come tommorow
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I am not looking forward to tomorrow after the GTPD hunting you down today...
I was being pretty bad today. I'm gonna keep it on the low-down tomorrow with some of Doog's fabulous replicas.
I was going to send you a Brapbox so we can continue with the ancient Volvoian tradition of ceremonial burnouts.![]()
NFSGUY with the speed camera's aswell, Always caught me -.-.
I was going to send you a Brapbox so we can continue with the ancient Volvoian tradition of ceremonial burnouts.![]()
I was being pretty bad today. I'm gonna keep it on the low-down tomorrow with some of Doog's fabulous replicas.
I'm not sure why, but I was also in a racing mood today. Sorry if I made anyone really mad. I promise to behave better in the next lobby.
Are there going to be any lobbies tonight?
*Recording: Inside office of Prestige Deliveries*
(Footsteps)
Boss: Ah, Jack... I've been expecting you...
Jack: Save the 007 introductions. Why am I here?
Boss: Because we have a job.
Jack: What kind of job are we talking?
Boss: A car delivery. High risk, high reward.
Jack: Sounds like my kind of job. Background?
Boss: A very wealthy client wants his new cars delivered to his garage on the south side. I have a list here. (Paper rustling) Take a look?
Jack: Sure. (Pause) Wait a minute... (Longer pause) What the hell's going on here!?
Boss: Wha... What do you mean?
Jack: There's easily more than TWO MILLION DOLLAR's worth of vehicles on this list!
Boss: That's why we need you: Our best driver.
Jack: What kind of "very wealthy client" wants us to deliver cars such as these?
Boss: Arab...
Jack: Figures. This is going to be high-profile.
Boss: Exactly. We are going to need to do this fast. That's why we've got you. And that's why we're moving them all TONIGHT.
(Footsteps)
(Door slam)
Jack: What did I sign up for? Now I have to move, among other things, a...
*ERROR: RECORDING LOST*
Has anyone seen Fastcarguy (NFBoffroad) in a lobby lately?