I unbutton and then burst from my shirt like a bird being set free into the wild, then lay back in a chair before pulling a rope and releasing a bucket full of water on to me.
Then my girlfriend yells at me for getting water all over the bedroom floor.
I grab the inside of my collar on both sides, arms uncrossed, and pull forward in a clean arc. I get a shirt off in two seconds. Coupled with my ability to get my pants off in 4-5 seconds, and compensating for the reverse trip of getting clothes back on, I can do a full clothes change in 15 seconds.
Google "To Catch a Predator" or search for it on Youtube and you'll understand.
As for the shirt trick, I actually tried that method and it really works alot faster then the usual "Pull bottom first, sleeves last" method I'm use to.
Well obviously your opinion must count for everyone in this thread. The last picture I posted, several people replied saying it was very funny and it's happened plenty of times before. You aren't the judge of what is funny and what isn't, senses of humour vary vastly.
I can't believe I'm even wasting time replying to this, but if you wanna take personal digs then go right ahead. I don't what gives you the right to do so, but yeah, go for it. Whatever makes you look at the quote afterward and think 'I bet that slightly annoyed him'
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