Funny Pic Thread. (Episode VI: Return of the Laugh)

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McLaren
Well, that is why I said, "Moar" & "nowz", but I understand how we Texans are. :D
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It is really early in the morning ok, I was totally unable to catch your sarcasm, because I am tired, wow, what a random occurance, finding a Texan, awake at 2:30 in the morning on the GTP forums of all places, lol.
 
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Pescara for GT5
I know, but you don't know how many times I find guys who are 19-20 hitting on her, by the way, sarcasm sucks over the internet, anyway, it's all good.
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I happen to like my women like I like my whisky.


12 years old and mixed up with coke. So you have nothing to worry about.
 
Pescara for GT5
yeeeeeaaaaaa!


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Anyone who has seen goatse will obviously see why this is gross, my sister thankfully hasn't seen it, and doesn't get it, so when I commented on this picture after she posted it on myspace she had no idea what I was talking about.
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Ha, yeah if she got that then she would be looking at the picture different. She is really beautiful though, that being said with complete respect and in the most non creepy way possible:tup:

Lucas
I happen to like my women like I like my whisky.


12 years old and mixed up with coke. So you have nothing to worry about.
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When whisky is mixed with coke you can't even tell you have drank anything, either snort or drink:sly:
 
breakpoint
When whisky is mixed with coke you can't even tell you have drank anything, either snort or drink:sly:
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Until the heart burn kicks in. My friend would eat baking soda like crazy just to fight the burning. He would use it for something else too, but thats another story.
 
BayConRong
I happen to like girls around 15 too.
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I prefer my women like I like my wine; 12 years old and in the cellar :lol:

Jerome
 
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Jump_Ace
I prefer my women like I like my wine; 12 years old and in the cellar :lol:

Jerome
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That reminds me of what I say when I buy coffee sometimes. I will say yeah, I like my coffee how I like my woman, and then the clerk will say how is that, black? And I will say either, no hot and sweet or no hot and black, all depends on how I feel that day. Or sometimes I will just respond with no, ground up and ingested:sick:
 
I like my women how I like my wine. Locked in a cellar for a decade and occasionally impaled on a corkscrew.



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Incidentally, on another website I... contribute to, someone remarked that he liked his whisky how he likes his women. Someone else responded "12 years old?". He stormed off in a strop and has never been seen since.
 
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Is it wrong to say I like where this thread is going?
 
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I will say yeah, I like my coffee how I like my woman, and then the clerk will say how is that, black? And I will say either, no hot and sweet or no hot and black, all depends on how I feel that day. Or sometimes I will just respond with no, ground up and ingested:sick:
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I had a friend who always said that... black and strong. Once I said it at a bar and he was all like "yeah, you're stealing my line", til I said "ground up and in the freezer"
 
Tom Servo
I had a friend who always said that... black and strong. Once I said it at a bar and he was all like "yeah, you're stealing my line", til I said "ground up and in the freezer"
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At the Starbucks you can pull "Tall extra-hot wet, like my women, cappuccino."
 
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