re: the 4 words. In Australian annunciation, "laws" is pronunced more like "lords" than anything else, so I was quite stumped by that for a while. It works if you take an American accent though!
Ooh, I hate that so much!...
Two of my neighbours do that all the time. I've stopped thinking it was not intentional a long time ago. I've already left a note on their windshields telling them they're not the only ones that park here, they didn't care. Some bad things are coming their way.
Because they're looking for a pro photographer, and so every iPhone-owning idiot thinks they can take pictures with their camera phone and make them into a pro...
Reminds me of Family Guy. Every girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer. Happens here too, just take a picture at an odd angle, and add black and white, or some other effect, then put "Girl's name Photography" at the base.
