Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Peter.]

Friendzone Johnny was a bit of an ass.

He shouldn't have gotten her white roses, as they symbolize friendship. But I know that feel bro.

 

[Denur]

O snap, so that's what they do with the medical equipment we make. She is riding a mobile x-ray machine.

 

[Alex p.]

Indeed.

Guys that's tasteless...

 

[Mr. S]

 

[DK]

He doesn't have to listen to the latest round of crappy pop music either. Lucky kid.

 

[uMadson?]

"It's More Fun in the Philippines..." Lame tourism tagline is lame. Shoulda stuck with the old one... oh politics, you so unfunny.

 

[Solid Lifters]

 

[axletramp]

At least it made his parents laugh!

What kind of shop is that? Box of axes...

 

[dhandeh]

You can never be to planned for a Zombie outbreak.

 

[Solid Lifters]

You can never be to planned for a Zombie outbreak.

Nope. But, you can be prepared. This ammo box is now available.

Oh, keeping on topic...

 

[dhandeh]

 

[Slick Rick]

Do black jewish people even exist?!!

 

[axletramp]

Sammie Davis jnr.

There are various Jewish tribes across Africa, especially the north.

 

[PeterJB]

Do black jewish people even exist?!!

You could have a Jewish father and black mother. Or you could be black but of a Jewish faith.

 

[Pupik]

Do black jewish people even exist?!!

Yes...Met plenty of them in Miami Beach.

 

[TheCracker]

Sammie Davis jnr.

Don't forget Ali G.

 

[axletramp]

...and The Queen! I think Wikipedia might be wrong with that one...

 

[W3H5]

You can never be too planned for a Zombie outbreak.

How right you are. My axe hasn't left my bedside since I bought it. Those undead gits are going to get it one day. I just prey for their sake I'm not drunk!

 

[axletramp]

So... our last hope is a sober Shem?

Bugger.

 

[W3H5]

Can see a damn sight (every pun intended) better than I can now!

 

[nk22b]

 

[GregTheStig]

Apple doesn't support flash

I beg to differ

 

[Liquid]

Well played, GregTheStig!

 

[AOS-]

In Alderaan places

I don't even watch Star Wars either.

*woody grabbing booty*

I still don't get how the makers didn't see this coming. I seen a even worse picture taken with it, but it's inappropriate for this site

 

[Beerz]

1 - Go here: http://g.co/maps/j5zhr

2 - Click on the woman in the orange sweatshirt.

3 - LOL for a while

 

[bonobo4]

That sends me to google maps not a woman in an orange sweatshirt.

 

[Beerz]

You don't see a woman wearing an orange sweatshirt on that picture?...

 

[poolhaas]

That sends me to google maps not a woman in an orange sweatshirt.

There should be a woman on the left, you have to click that

I lolled a bit

 

[Techy]

That sends me to google maps not a woman in an orange sweatshirt.

Are you sure? It should send you straight to Street View.

But anyway, it was a bit funny 👍

 

[poolhaas]