Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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Pupik
Fact: When mowers are employed as transportation devices, alcohol is always a factor.
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We run a welding and machine shop and have fabricated cabs for riding lawn mowers. People drive these around lil towns after having lost their license for DUI. Scooters bikes are more common for those that don't drink and drive anymore but have no license. Mowers are more for the person still drinking and driving. LoL

Very comical. Hell the electric wheel chairs are out of control in town. These old people stroll around like they are street legal. Had to pass a guy on a wheel chair last year!!! I was like REALLY dude. You must have a death wish.

Off to find pic or video I took of that one.
 
Jet Badger
*No/Polish Brak*
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Not true. 'No' in Polish is nie.

Brak does mean 'no', but not in the case of the other examples; as in, the opposite of yes.

Brak means no in the sense of I have no money. It's not the only language to have a distinguished word in this role:

Ger: Ich habe kein Geld.
Ned: Ik heb geen geld.

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MazdaPrice
Not true. 'No' in Polish is nie.

Brak does mean 'no', but not in the case of the other examples; as in, the opposite of yes.

Brak means no in the sense of I have no money. It's not the only language to have a distinguished word in this role:

Ger: Ich habe KEIN Geld.
Ned: Ik heb geen geld.

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FTFY. :p
 
Dennisch
FTFY. :p
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I don't really notice them shouting it. Kein/geen, it's all the same...

You lot can't say anything about pronunciation! I try my best speaking Dutch but when I hear a Dutch person talk I can't understand a thing!
 
MazdaPrice
I don't really notice them shouting it. Kein/geen, it's all the same...

You lot can't say anything about pronunciation! I try my best speaking Dutch but when I hear a Dutch person talk I can't understand a thing!
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German only sounds funny when you scream, otherwise it's just a language. :p

And Dutch? Learn this : GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

You'll need it. :D
 
Dennisch
German only sounds funny when you scream, otherwise it's just a language. :p

And Dutch? Learn this : GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

You'll need it. :D
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Bitch please, we have the North Netherlandish pronunciation of G/Ch in Welsh. Piece. Of. Cake.

I hate your dipthongs. I keep confusing them with German. Ik vindt dit niet leuuuuuuuuuuk.
 
How about the grammar itself? T, Dt? Sucks doesn't it? Learned about Het Kofschip yet?

Ik vind dit niet leuk.

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For the last time...pineapples are the fruit of pine tree and apple tree hybrids.

Next person who posts that in this thread gets a pineapple chucked at them.
 
Alex p.
What they meant was "Qietschentchen".
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Ze joke dahsn't qvite work auf Inglisch. Yor pronauntiashun kan be wery twrikee.

Here is some actual German alongside some English, courtesy of Brandenburg Gate S-Bahn Station. Does it really look like such an aggressive language?

For clarity, the German actually says "No railway traffic here!" and the English actually says Kaputt!, or Ausser Betrieb!, I'm not quite sure which one would be best.

I think it's the exclamation mark that makes the difference.

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Dennisch
How about the grammar itself? T, Dt? Sucks doesn't it? Learned about Het Kofschip yet?

Ik vind dit niet leuk.
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Even using " 't Kofschip " I still get that crap wrong a lot! :dunce:
 

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