Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[axletramp]

Or a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label with the caption "I need a lickle sleep... no, not in bed, in your veg patch"

[/true story]

 

[W3H5]

Shanchen beer "£20 fine for drunk and disorderly including a bed in the nick Vs. £35 for a hotel. You do the maths..."

Unfortunately true story.

 

[Dooblewasur]

My fave:

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I was just going to post that meth lab picture later.

 

[RocZX]

I don't see how that is funny?

 

[TankAss95]

I don't see how that is funny?

It look sad to me.

 

[thesrdic]

The jolly good way to combat evil masterminds

Where's P.C. Nicholas Angel?

 

[Wiegert]

Where's P.C. Nicholas Angel?

A little preoccupied.

 

[RocZX]

 

[RTSolvalou]

That Nguyen thing has made it's way onto that pathetic site, yahoo, lol.

 

[toymdngn]

*very "tired" guy on bike

Well, he's got half of the tuck & roll down already!

 

[GregTheStig]

I cannot stop laughing at this one...

 

[niky]

The jolly good way to combat evil masterminds

Put Daniel Radcliffe in a skintight jumpsuit and... No... Eww. No.

 

[taz]

So SpecialMan is left-handed?

are you hinting at something, that the hand might be meant to do

if so

 

[Cowboys965]

^

 

[Frostyboys]

Not sure if funny
or awesome

 

[Dooblewasur]

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Thanks for violating the OP! 👎

 

[DK]

Toonami makes me wish I was American.

 

[Solo]

Where's P.C. Nicholas Angel?

At their HQ The Winchester [/intermoviecomedy]

Put Daniel Radcliffe in a skintight jumpsuit and... No... Eww. No.

 

[Liquid]

At their HQ The Winchester [/intermoviecomedy]

There is only one Winchester that matters.

 

[axletramp]

A glass of V.A.T. for Arthur I believe.

 

[Liquid]

On the slate of course...

 

[tomhart9]

This might be a bit hit or miss but if you have a bit of astrophysics knowledge HOPEFULLY you'll like this

HINT: The Doppler Effect

Que the tumble weed....

 

[homeforsummer]

Apologies if reposts. I'll admit I've not been through all 501 pages of the thread...

This might be a bit hit or miss but if you have a bit of astrophysics knowledge HOPEFULLY you'll like this

HINT: The Doppler Effect

Que the tumble weed....

I understood it, but a blue-shifted red giant would be purple, not green...

 

[tomhart9]

I understood it, but a blue-shifted red giant would be purple, not green...

Not necessarily, anything with a wavelength shorter than red light is theoretically possible. You're right it could be purple, but green is equally valid...
Annyywwaaayyy, back to the funnies...

 

[homeforsummer]

Not necessarily, anything with a wavelength shorter than red light is theoretically possible. You're right it could be purple, but green is equally valid...

As is anything in the visible spectrum really, but since the joke can be deconstructed so much it makes the "green giant" punchline a bit less... punchy

 

[tomhart9]

As is anything in the visible spectrum really, but since the joke can be deconstructed so much it makes the "green giant" punchline a bit less... punchy

Haha! I guess
Well doesn't that leave me red faced...

 

[Steele_obsidion]

God, I'm Old, I remember seeing the episode where she died!

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Not terribly funny but I laughed a bit. I was looking through the car ad magazine and found it.

 

[Dennisch]

A loaded and sharp Pontiac Z4. That must be such a cool car.