Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[250 GTO]

 

[RocZX]

 

[terminator363]

I'm a Canon guy but this one ad is going to pull me over to the dark side

 

[Touring Mars]

 

[axletramp]

Actually it's the clear lack of a bra on the old woman...

Woman? I think he's got the best rack.

 

[TheReaper]

 

[AOS-]

 

[Denur]

My apologies in advance for destroying this thread:

He's got a monkey in his shorts!

 

[Jimlaad43]

@Denur At least have the decency to remove the picture from the quote.

 

[Liquid]

 

[Slash]

 

[Sage Ages]

 

[Slash]

That is so me.


Please take care to read this in the proper voice.

 

[Dennisch]

 

[terminator363]

He's got a monkey in his shorts!

 

[Pupik]

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I remember when that was doing the rounds before VtecKickedInYo was a thing.

 

[Sage Ages]

 

[Valkyrie427]

I hope I don't cause any controversy with this next one:

 

[Lizard]

The first thing I noticed was the wrong spelling of there.

 

[Pupik]

Scientifically, it's because the sun falls into the Pacific Ocean every night, and the Kraken spits it out each morning.

Their you have it.

 

[Lizard]

Don't be silly the Kraken isn't real. The sun dies each day and a new one is born in the morning. And we need to sacrifice people to keep it in the sky.

There is my Aztec preaching.

 

[carfanatic45]

I always thought that the sun got cold at night, so it covers itself in a grey coat.

 

[AspecBob]

Scientifically, it's because the sun falls into the Pacific Ocean every night, and the Kraken spits it out each morning.

Their you have it.

I see what you did their.

 

[Slash]

I see what you did their.

Where their is a will, their is a way.

 

[Rage Racer]

Translating fails in Sochi.

^This should be "Tongue in bun".

^Nuff said. They cut the word "assortment".

^This is Caucasus, a dangerous place. Tanks and guns are very common things there... But if you're a civilian, you can't use them both. Hey, get that AK off your T-90!
(This is a filling station. I'd translate this sign as "Before driving away, make sure there's no nozzle in your fuel tank cap")

Daym, these Olympics are going to be :censored:ing funny!

^What's wrong? It's the Russian kvass delivered straight to your room!

 

[Barra333]

There a whole bunch of other Sochi Problems pics and tweets here. I will give you all one guess at which reporter has never been to South America.

 

[DK]

 

[Azure Flare]

Fabulous!

 

[Rage Racer]

Symbolizes the victory of homosexualism homosexuality.

Translation below the pic:

1.
Ukraine: Come on! Come on!
Belarus: Just a little more!

2.
Ukraine: Oh yeah, Russia! Russia, keep going!
Belarus: Russia's the best!

3.
Russia: What are you doing here?
Ukraine: Watching the Sochi Olympics!
Belarus: And supporting you!

4.
Russia: But there's two more days before the Games are open!
Ukraine: We're watching twitter photos with #Sochi tag!
Belarus: Oh! Look! Another photo with a double toilet!

5.
Belarus: Oh yeah, Russia! Russia, keep going!
Ukraine: Russia's the best!

 

[Adamgp]