"We are called Pandamen. We were exactly like you once, but our ursal scientists realised that our race was getting weak. Our lifespan was getting shorter, so our scientists and doctors devised spare parts for our bodies until we could be almost completely replaced."
Tell me about it. Already had to accept a capped mark at uni due to a late submission because I procrastinated. I swear I will not procrastinate again whilst at uni.
(light hearted joke that's not meant to be taken seriously ended). 
