Funny/Strange News Stories

[Sprite]

A lot of ladies leaving you with your dog and truck songs in Scotland?

Less Dog & Truck and more Can of Irn-Bru & Battered Mars Bar

 

[Blitz24]

A lot of ladies leaving you with your dog and truck songs in Scotland?

"He'll be sorry when she takes the lorry."

 

[Darla Starch]

Drinking song (which is the third category of country) and Scottish, so technically relevamt

 

[UKMikey]

Paraguay official resigns after signing agreement with fictional country

A Paraguayan government official has been replaced after it was revealed that he signed a memorandum of understanding with representatives of a fugitive Indian guru’s fictional country, who also appear to have duped several local officials in the South American country.

apnews.com

 

[Darla Starch]

Thief Returns Stolen Truck with Apology Note and Toys for Owner’s Son

The apologetic thief claims to have been drunk and in need of a ride home.

www.roadandtrack.com

Good guy car thief

 

[UKMikey]

Thief Returns Stolen Truck with Apology Note and Toys for Owner’s Son

The apologetic thief claims to have been drunk and in need of a ride home.

www.roadandtrack.com

Good guy car thief

Only in New Zealand...

 

[Blitz24]

Only in New Zealand...

I mean, it could also happen in Canada, but it is very hard to drive away from your crimes on an island.

 

[TB]

Soft-Ass University of South Dakota Canceled NDSU Fans' Tickets for Their Playoff Game This Week Because the Bison Fans Were Able to Guess 'Playoffs' as the Password for the USD Booster Pre-Sale

Source — The drive back from Bozeman, Mont., for a group of North Dakota State football fans included a look ahead to the following weekend. The dramatic 35-34 win over Montana State advanced NDSU to ...

www.barstoolsports.com

 

[Northstar]

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Soft-Ass University of South Dakota Canceled NDSU Fans' Tickets for Their Playoff Game This Week Because the Bison Fans Were Able to Guess 'Playoffs' as the Password for the USD Booster Pre-Sale

Source — The drive back from Bozeman, Mont., for a group of North Dakota State football fans included a look ahead to the following weekend. The dramatic 35-34 win over Montana State advanced NDSU to ...

www.barstoolsports.com

Thats the same password I have on my luggage!

 

[Blitz24]

Thats the same password I have on my luggage!

They really need to stop getting all of their inspirational thoughts from Jim Mora.

 

[Sprite]

Whamageddon: DJ sorry for playing Last Christmas by Wham!

Matt Facer apologises for potentially eliminating 7,000 from a game in which players avoid the song.

www.bbc.co.uk

Whamageddon: DJ sorry for playing Last Christmas by Wham!​

Ooops

 

[UKMikey]

Whamageddon: DJ sorry for playing Last Christmas by Wham!

Matt Facer apologises for potentially eliminating 7,000 from a game in which players avoid the song.

www.bbc.co.uk

Whamageddon: DJ sorry for playing Last Christmas by Wham!​

Ooops

Someone mentioned this on the Careypocalypse thread.

Whamageddon: DJ sorry for playing Last Christmas by Wham! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-67659010

😂

 

[Hayden]

Whamageddon: DJ sorry for playing Last Christmas by Wham!

Matt Facer apologises for potentially eliminating 7,000 from a game in which players avoid the song.

www.bbc.co.uk

Whamageddon: DJ sorry for playing Last Christmas by Wham!​

Ooops

People outside of GTP do the wham thing? I had no idea!

 

[p78]

Sending people to Whamhalla

 

[TexRex]

Doc Who Killed Wife After She Posted Nude Photo Over Losing Trump Bet Said Dogs Strangled Her in California Home

The lawyer for a California fertility doctor convicted this week of strangling to death his wife tried to convince jurors that the victim fell down a flight of stairs, and was then slowly killed by the couple's frisky dogs, who, he claimed, playfully pulled on the scarf around her neck.

themessenger.com

 

[TB]

You will never convince me that that dude doesn't take all of the sperm donations and replaces them with his own.

 

[TexRex]

You will never convince me that that dude doesn't take all of the sperm donations and replaces them with his own.

 

[TB]

It'll be easy enough to pick out which kids are his.

 

[TexRex]

Republican Says ‘Good Conservative’ Congressmen Are Being Blackmailed Just Because They Got Naked With Strangers in Motel Rooms

Burchett claimed that many “good conservatives” and other members of Congress are being entrapped and then blackmailed to vote certain ways.

www.mediaite.com

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

A Groom Has Been Slammed On TikTok By Punters Who Are Fuming Over His Wedding Vows

Another groom has been brutally dragged by the hairs on his chinny chin chin over his short and ****** wedding vows. It’s only been a couple of months since another groom was completely obliterated online for his behaviour at his wedding, but the internet is the gift that keeps on giving. The...

www.pedestrian.tv

 

[Touring Mars]

‘Fire’ at Blackpool Tower turns out to be flapping orange netting

Police arrest man on suspicion of breaching the peace after footage appeared to show landmark in flames

www.theguardian.com

 

[TexRex]

Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub

Yan Chenglong crowned ‘Xiangqi King’ but overdid celebrations, as governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads

amp.theguardian.com

 

[Touring Mars]

Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub

Yan Chenglong crowned ‘Xiangqi King’ but overdid celebrations, as governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads

amp.theguardian.com

governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads

Presumably they checked the bathtub first...

 

[TB]

Instead of keeping an Ace up his sleeve, did he keep a knight up his butt?

 

[TexRex]

Instead of keeping an Ace up his sleeve, did he keep a knight up his butt?

Ow. Bishop seems better suited to the task.

 

[Touring Mars]

Instead of keeping an Ace up his sleeve, did he keep a knight up his butt?

No, it was a hardcore pawn.

 

[Sprite]

If he was cheating this way, it was a Rook-ie Mistake

 

[UKMikey]

It sounds like an unusual opening but he should've been checked.

 

[Liquid]

Sounds like a game that needs some analysis.

 

[StPeterMartyr]

Glasgow’s Grand Ole Opry votes to ban use of Confederate flag

Country music venue will not display flag due to ‘toxic’ associations with slavery and white supremacy

www.theguardian.com

What would they do with a flag like this?