Funny/Strange News Stories

[TenEightyOne]

Magical Rolling Stone involved in car accident.

 

[JKgo]

Magical Rolling Stone involved in car accident.

...I literally thought a Stones member got into a car crash. Whew.

So to paraphrase, the council is stuck between a rock and a hard place....

 

[Famine]

This originally came from a news story so badly written I've decided just to link to the actual source.

But don't click on this if you're particularly prone to gagging and nausea. You can't unread or unimagine this.

Vagina beer. You have been warned.

 

[JKgo]

This originally came from a news story so badly written I've decided just to link to the actual source.

But don't click on this if you're particularly prone to gagging and nausea. You can't unread or unimagine this.

Vagina beer. You have been warned.

....

Slightly early April Fools?

It must be. But then again, some people did pledge 280 euros for a... pint of something.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Slightly early April Fools?

It must be.

Well, if bread is possible.........

(Famine's warning very much applies to that link too)

 

[Ken]

What the actual ****.

 

[Famine]

AFD motoring splurge:

Arsenal's Emirates stadium to gain a Citroen sunroof - http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20160331/citro-n-inspires-first-stadium-sunroof
Skoda makes special dog umbrella accessory for Superb - http://www.carsuk.net/skoda-reveals-dog-umbrella-option-superb/
Vauxhall Adam C adds zero emissions through clockwork - http://media.vauxhall.co.uk/media/g...16/vauxhall/04-01-adam-c-heralds-new-era.html
MINI Hipster Hatch, with fixed drive and twin deck cassette player - https://www.mini.co.uk/content/MINI/marketUK/mini_co_uk/en_GB/home/explore/hipster-hatch.html
Honda to introduce Emoji licence plates - http://hondanews.eu/gb/en/cars/medi...onda-introduce-emoji-license-plates-in-the-uk
British GT to revamp qualifying - http://www.britishgt.com/newsitem.php?key=2497

 

[Liquid]

British GT to revamp qualifying - http://www.britishgt.com/newsitem.php?key=2497

Formula One to revamp qualif-

Oh...

 

[JKgo]

Honda to introduce Emoji licence plates - http://hondanews.eu/gb/en/cars/medi...onda-introduce-emoji-license-plates-in-the-uk

...Personally I wouldn't mind emoji/smilie plates myself. But that's just me.

However, Shigatsu Baka? Really?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

The best from Australia:

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-01/april-fools-day-2016-the-best-pranks-and-jokes/7290896

 

[Blitz24]

Formula One to revamp qualif-

Oh...

Sorry sir, we cannot make a joke about something that is already a joke.

 

[TeamCZRRacing]

This originally came from a news story so badly written I've decided just to link to the actual source.

But don't click on this if you're particularly prone to gagging and nausea. You can't unread or unimagine this.

Vagina beer. You have been warned.

Well, if bread is possible.........

(Famine's warning very much applies to that link too)

I'm an experienced Netizen; I've seen some weird **** in my time, so I'm pretty sure I can handle whatever you throw at me. Bring it.

Two hours later (language warning)...

 

[Omnis]

No more kinky college students...

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/20...sity-changes-name-silence-jokes/#.VwCQED9aHs9

 

[Ken]

No more kinky college students...

What's the point of college now?

 

[Blitz24]

What's the point of college now?

Drinking, Sexual funtime, Learning? No, we pay too much for that one.

 

[TenEightyOne]

ASSoL University mocked in name-change plans. BBC.

 

[Pupik]

Welcome to...Rhode Iceland?

http://www.providencejournal.com/ne...iceland-footage-was-not-supposed-to-go-public
https://www.boston.com/news/omg/2016/04/01/rhode-island-marketing-official-resigns-iceland-video

To top it off, the tourism website for RI showed restaurants in Massachusetts.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Welcome to...Rhode Iceland?

http://www.providencejournal.com/ne...iceland-footage-was-not-supposed-to-go-public
https://www.boston.com/news/omg/2016/04/01/rhode-island-marketing-official-resigns-iceland-video

To top it off, the tourism website for RI showed restaurants in Massachusetts.

The months are longer there too;

But to avoid April Fools' Day, state officials moved the release of the video up five days, IndieWhip said, from Friday, April 1, to Monday, March 28.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

I don't quite know why I love this headline, but I do: Sausage buffet bust-up mars Daimler AGM.

 

[Touring Mars]

I don't quite know why I love this headline, but I do: Sausage buffet bust-up mars Daimler AGM.

Lol...particularly liked the first comment:

Wurst. AGM. Ever

 

[Pupik]

I don't quite know why I love this headline, but I do: Sausage buffet bust-up mars Daimler AGM.

Sausage Party. ***snicker***

 

[Joel]

2 Charged in $18M Maple Syrup Heist

 

[JKgo]

2 Charged in $18M Maple Syrup Heist

....Sweet.

A couple of days ago, I read a BBC piece about a serious increase of diabetes and obesity in the so-called first world countries. Well now you know which folks to blame your expanding waistlines on...

 

[DK]

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles have really stepped up their ambitions.

 

[Northstar]

....Sweet.

A couple of days ago, I read a BBC piece about a serious increase of diabetes and obesity in the so-called first world countries. Well now you know which folks to blame your expanding waistlines on...

So you're saying we should...

(Language Warning, it's South Park, duh!)

 

[Saidur_Ali]

So Tescodonia:

 

[Northstar]

Idiot employees break windows after prank call.

Sadly, this happened less than a block from where I went to high school.

 

[1241Penguin]

Idiot employees break windows after prank call.

Sadly, this happened less than a block from where I went to high school.

 

[Rage Racer]

http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2016/apr/07/the-writers-russians-dont-read-and-you-should

In the Putin era, readers who embrace new and challenging narratives have to be brave, as well as curious.

Seriously?

Jeez, I'm now afraid if Putin visits my home and inspects what I read.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

GCHQ - protecting Britain from terrorists, criminals and Harry Potter leaks:

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-...rry-potter-publisher-to-possible-leak/7315296