Ginger or Mary-Ann?

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Ginger or Mary-Ann?

  • Ginger

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Mary-Ann

    Votes: 14 73.7%

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The Battleships are still the biggest thing extant out there. They keep putting them in "mothballs" just in case they're needed later.
A modern Spruance class or Kidd class Cruiser is about 550 feet long vs the over 800 ft (with teakwood decks) of the old Battleships.
The ship I was stationed on was tiny in comparison at 440ft and only about 41ft wide.

As for the "army" AO. They have to grow up get married and reproduce themselves. I don't want to change anymore diapers in the middle of the night. I do it all day at work for grown-ups. I'm more than ready for a break at home.:lol:
 
There must be millions of mothballed military vehicles parked around the country. There are airplane "graveyards" in CA & AZ. I've seen maybe hundreds of Liberty ships docked in Philly. (I hear they're made of cement).

What I meant was that I've been told that the Enterprise & Missouri are smaller than their modern counterparts. (And it's still hard to imagine!)
 
Ginger or Mary-ann. Tough call.

Ginger looks as though she has been around a few times to land a role in a upcoming movie. So she's got some miles on her. But, that can be a good thing cus she's got good experience in that area.

"What's my name *****?"

Plus, redheads are always a bonus anyway you look at it.

Mary-ann, with her innocnet farm girl attitude, might need to be taught a thing or two so that could be cool.

"Whos your daddy!" :lol:


Mary-ann. 👍
 
Mrs Thurston Howell. She's loaded with money and old. Eventually she'll die, and the money would be mine. Then I could go with Ginger...

Ohh, and Mr. Howell probably has altzimers so he would be confused and not know who his wife was. I could scam him for money.

Then I'd coax the Professor(anyone know his name!? I never heard it said during the show...I use to watch it all the time) to fix the damn boat and float out of there with Ginger and the Professor, since he could drive the boat. Once near land I'd push him off the boat and make it to the shore, get in my(at that time) RX-3 and drive off.
 
Originally posted by MazKid
Mrs Thurston Howell. She's loaded with money and old. Eventually she'll die, and the money would be mine. Then I could go with Ginger...

Ohh, and Mr. Howell probably has altzimers so he would be confused and not know who his wife was. I could scam him for money.

Then I'd coax the Professor(anyone know his name!? I never heard it said during the show...I use to watch it all the time) to fix the damn boat and float out of there with Ginger and the Professor, since he could drive the boat. Once near land I'd push him off the boat and make it to the shore, get in my(at that time) RX-3 and drive off.



I'm very impressed with your line of thinking there Ryan. But you would first have to suffer through countless nights of rubbing the bunyons on her feet. Don't know if I could endure that. But the ends just might justify the means.

Devious indeed. Just don't sign the prenup. 👍
 
Don't you hate it when a 3 hour tour turns into years on an island? And my poor RX-3 was parked at the docks the whole time. I guess before driving off I'd have to get an air tank and pump up the tires, check the oil, check the battery, get it running and let it run for about 10 mins, then I could drive off, if the parking brake wasn't frozen on.

I'd also have to get a tow for Ginger's car...I guess it would be a BMW 2002 or something.

Sounds like an awful lot to do but atleast I'd be off the island and back to civilization...and then I'd get bombarded with journalists and cameras and all of that.

But it would be worth it.
 
Where did you live before? How long have you been in the US?
 
Peru. Four years here.
But if you are gonna talk about ancient American actors and actress, Southern English slang. Damn you lost me there.

After all, I learned the Britanic English on school. I was freaked out by the African American slangs. I was like wtf?

I even learned more European slang like

fancy
pal
queer
bloke
 
Heh.

To sum up the show, Gilligan's Island was a comedy show. Before the show started as it were, Gilligan(don't know what he was supposed to do), The Skipper(boat driver), Ginger(a movie star), The Howells(elderly millionaires), the professor(physisist if I remember), and Mary-Ann(didn't know what she did) were going to take a 3 hour tour in the Pacific ocean, but there was a terrible storm and they hit a rock and ended up washed up on a deserted island. They spend the episodes coming up with ways to leave the island, how to make things better there, and just living, all of which Gilligan usually screws up in some way. On the last episode of the show...I think it was the last...they finally get rescued and taken back to California, where they left from.

The begining song went something like "...set off from this tropic port for a 3 hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed...something something something...no phone, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury. Like Robinson Curuso, it's primitive as can be. The group set ground on the shore of this incharted desert isle, with Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife. The movie star, the professor and Mary-Ann, here on Gilligan's Island."

The last time I saw an episode was years and years ago so I don't remember the whole song. It was a great show.

Many people hated it cause the professor was able to make a radio from coconuts, yet no one ever thought of patching the relitively small hole in the Minnow(thier boat that they crashed on the island with). They also made exercise bikes, a stage, huts, all kinds of things. Patching a hole would be nothing for them, but it was never put in the show. The friggen boat was parked right on the beach and they never thought of fixing it.

Also the show left many many things un-answered. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but what happened to thier houses they left that morning they got on the boat? Thier cars they parked at the docks? How could they make it to a deserted island when there really isn't one close off of California? How were there other humans on the island(there were a few jungle people in various eposodes)?

It was still a great show though.
 
Yeah, really. A three-hour cruise doesn't go anywhere near where jungle people would exist.

It wasn't real even at all, but it was entertaining and that's all that mattered.
 
Originally posted by Concept
Homosexual. You never knew that I was?


Well, In all honesty, I did kind of think that when I saw your picture with your new haircut.

HAHA, caught it before your edit. :p
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Well, In all honesty, I did kind of think that when I saw your picture with your new haircut.

HAHA, caught it before your edit. :p

Bastard! I'm gonna ban you! Yeah, ban you!


































Wow, you honestly thought I was gay? :(
 
Good gawd man, how many times are you gonna edit that post?

Of course I think you are gay. What heterosexual male would ever post a piture of themselfs flexing on a web site that consists mostly of young niaeve males?
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Hey, I made you fellas an avatar of me flexing. Enjoy!



Oh, here's an edit by the way. I post pics of myself like this so I can get a rise out of you all.
 

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Originally posted by Concept
I post pics of myself like this so I can get a rise out of you all.

See, see what I mean!

It's comments like that, that has led not only me, but many others here at GTP to beleive that you are a flaming homosexual. :p
 
Originally posted by boombexus
See, see what I mean!

It's comments like that, that has led not only me, but many others here at GTP to beleive that you are a flaming homosexual. :p

Dougs on AIM right now trying to convince me that I'm homosexual.
 
No one, and I mean no one here has posted up more pictuers of themselfs.

When you touch yourself in a impropper manner, do you do it in front of a mirror?

Maybe your not gay, maybe your just really vain and love to look at yourself. Well, that can't be cus gay guy's like to do that anyway.
 
Boom, why do you know so much about narcisy?

(I used a big word, in a probably wrong way... :D)
 
Originally posted by Giancarlo
Boom, why do you know so much about narcisy?

(I used a big word, in a probably wrong way... :D)

And incorrectly spelled.

Stick to one-syllable stuff. :p
 
Originally posted by boombexus
No one, and I mean no one here has posted up more pictuers of themselfs.

When you touch yourself in a impropper manner, do you do it in front of a mirror?

Maybe your not gay, maybe your just really vain and love to look at yourself. Well, that can't be cus gay guy's like to do that anyway.

Hey, maybe I'm out to proove that there are normal looking people out there on the net. From other forums and places i've been on the net, the majority of peopel are trashy weird ugly people. I'm normal. Lol.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Stick to one-syllable stuff. :p

Never!

(Get it? 2 syllables...

Man, i don't think i should stay up so late. :dunce: )
 
Originally posted by Giancarlo
Never!

(Get it? 2 syllables...

Man, i don't think i should stay up so late. :dunce: )

Yeah, really - what is it, 4:05 AM out in Dade county?

Leave us!
 
Originally posted by Giancarlo
Boom, why do you know so much about narcisy?


Cus I'm frickin beautiful. That and Doug is constantly tellin me how much he loves himself and how hot he thinks he is, so I'm very familiar about how vain people act.



Why do you think that Doug moved to Las Vegas with frequent trips to LA?



Duh?
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Yeah, really - what is it, 4:05 AM out in Dade county?

Only in Dade...

Originally posted by boombexus
Why do you think that Doug moved to Las Vegas with frequent trips to LA?

Duh?

To waste his millions in oil...oiling.

Duh?
 
Originally posted by Concept
Hey, maybe I'm out to proove that there are normal looking people out there on the net.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA there buddy. I don't know who's been lying to you, but your pretty ****in far from normal lookin. :lol:

From other forums and places i've been on the net, the majority of peopel are trashy weird ugly people.


Doug, your never gonna hear the end of that ear thing are ya?
 
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