I'm loving these names, BTW.
I know they've got real names, but I had to learn the circuit myself, so this is what I came up with, in the order that you take them:
- The Dark, because it's scary
- Britney, because you've got to work, bitch
- Phony Tony, because if you get it wrong, you look like an idiot (our Prime Minister recently called Canada "Canadia")
- About, because you've got to put your foot down (say it with a thick Canadian accent)
- Scherbatsky, after Canada's greatest export
- Celine, because it goes on and on
- Loonie, for the one-dollar coin
- Toonie, for the two-dollar coin
- Dudley, because you've got to do it right
- Eh?, because it's not really a corner
- Jacques, because if you get it wrong, you'll finish pointless (as Jacques Villeneuve did with BAR)
- Maple, because if I've come this far, I might as well go all the way and finish with a stereotype