GT Sport Career update (post Wife)

[fastone371]

I either use the backend of 2 toothbrushes or open another instant ramen and use the backend of those forks

I really don't know much about this Ramen stuff and kettles but couldn't you eat your Ramen with 2 toothpicks if you were missing chopsticks????💡💡

 

[GT_Alex74]

Eat a brochette first, snap the stick in half and use that to eat.*

*If you have big fingers, eat two brochettes. And two bowls of ramen. Gotta maintain those ripped finger abs.

 

[sundaydriving]

Really surprised no-one has pointed out you can just pour it straight down you gullet.

Might want to let it cool down a bit first though.

 

[D-Max]

Really surprised no-one has pointed out you can just pour it straight down you gullet.

Might want to let it cool down a bit first though.

Exactly why the inclusion of chopsticks was non existent. Also, eating yourself isn't ideal..

 

[GT_Alex74]

But true racers drive chopstick.

 

[Alpha Cipher]

But true racers drive chopstick.

Only A+ racers can pick up the boiled eggs in the ramen with chopsticks and pass it around
And only S racers can pick up individual sesame seeds

But that's not instant ramen now is it...

Eat a brochette first, snap the stick in half and use that to eat.*

*If you have big fingers, eat two brochettes. And two bowls of ramen. Gotta maintain those ripped finger abs.

Only S+ and above

 

[GT_Alex74]

Ramen is always instant with N+ drivers.

 

[TheNorfolkDad]

Would a driver not just put the end of a really long noodle in his mouth before a race and just periodically suck it up?

 

[Alpha Cipher]

Would a driver not just put the end of a really long noodle in his mouth before a race and just periodically suck it up?

This should be a thing in endurance races

 

[fastone371]

This should be a thing in endurance races

You mean like a drinks bottle!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!

 

[GT_Alex74]

So I guess I need to fit a camelback and a noodleback in my car now.

 

[Alpha Cipher]

You mean like a drinks bottle!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!

Yes!!!

 

[simsimsheree]

Everyone with a real life and a set of troubles connected to it can feel offended. Good old humor you say...

If your GTS addiction hasn't already sent your wife packing, do the right thing and leave her. No woman should be forced to live with a man with no sense of humor...

 

[TheNorfolkDad]

I can’t even express my excitement for finding this, @BigJimmy its got your name all over it*

(Highlighted text is metaphorical)

 

[BigJimmy]

I can’t even express my excitement for finding this, @BigJimmy its got your name all over it*

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This is the second best thing to happen to me in the last 12 months.

Need!

 

[fastone371]

Only $99.95 too, WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!!!

 

[sundaydriving]

Only $99.95 too, WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!!!

Must be Zimbabwean dollars for that price. I'll take 10.