GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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The "mariachi" Tornado is a Thelma and Louise reference. It drives off of the cliff if you wait long enough.
 
Barra333
If anyone wants to do some missions, and maybe let me win at tennis, hit me up.
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I'll be on at about 10 CET if you're still doing missions there. :D
 
Mudd
I like to call my own chopper, then land it in an intersection, plant a sticky on it and just wait for it to start moving on the map. :p
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How have I not thought of this yet.
 
I'm also guilty of just tossing a sticky on the random planes/helicopters that spawn at Sandy Shores as I drive by, then just watch the map for the white dot to approach it. I've noticed that the random plane will respawn and change models, but the sticky will remain. In fact, plant one on a larger craft, say a Titan, then when a smaller plane takes it's place the sticky will just be floating in air several feet behind the plane. It will still blow it up though.

For the record, this demon inside of me usually only shows up after I've been killed meaninglessly several times by trigger happy randoms. :irked:
 
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Guys...friendly Adders exist! It's a miracle!
Got my car blown up by an idiot in a Buzzard since I had a $5,000 bounty on me from last night (stole some NPC's Youga). When I respawned I was stranded in Sandy Shores, no car, and I was too far away from a suitable road to call for a car. I see a blip speeding towards me, and I think to myself "God please no not now." Next thing I know I see a green Adder slide right next to me, giving a few quick taps of the horn button. I got in, and he texted me saying "where to". I waypointed my apartment, and he sped all the way over there. He dropped me off, and that was that. I texted him back saying "Thanks dude I appreciate it!", to which his reply was "np". Overall a very shocking experience. 👍

Edit: And it seems like the servers are down...yet again. Keep getting timed out. Perhaps they're resetting the hacked money now, or they've gotten started early on their New Year's party. :lol:
 
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I timed out about an hour ago and got kicked back to single player. Didnt bother trying to get back in as I was about to go offline anyway
 
ZDUPH
Guys...friendly Adders exist! It's a miracle!
Got my car blown up by an idiot in a Buzzard since I had a $5,000 bounty on me from last night (stole some NPC's Youga). When I respawned I was stranded in Sandy Shores, no car, and I was too far away from a suitable road to call for a car. I see a blip speeding towards me, and I think to myself "God please no not now." Next thing I know I see a green Adder slide right next to me, giving a few quick taps of the horn button. I got in, and he texted me saying "where to". I waypointed my apartment, and he sped all the way over there. He dropped me off, and that was that. I texted him back saying "Thanks dude I appreciate it!", to which his reply was "np". Overall a very shocking experience. 👍
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Nice people does exist. :) Sadly, though, so does the bad ones. It's just a shame there's so many of the last mentioned though.
 
"Hey, that player is in passive mode! I must attempt to kill him!"

"Hey, that player has a rare vehicle! I must blow it up!"

"Hey, that player is in a store! I must kill the shopkeeper!"
 
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"Hey, that player is in a store! I must kill the shopkeeper block the door with my Sandking and walk away!"
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I don't enjoy just being mean for no reason, but if I can get a good laugh out of it....:lol:
 
Doesn't it say on the character selection screen? I thought it was Square.
 
Hehe no problem, I had (and still have) problems remembering GTA vehicle names aswell :D
 
Anyone up for a game? I'm bored as hell.


I got a crew session up for anyone who wants to join
 
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Subarglue
Ya in about a half hour or so. What do you want to do lol.
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I dunno, just get a bunch of people on and destroy stuff, do stupid things. Ya know, GTA online essentially :lol:
 
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