GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Has the snow gone? I just managed to get online on the PS4 and there isn't any. :(

EDIT: All of my Festive Surprise stuff is gone too... maybe it's a bug? Surely Rockstar can't be that heartless to remove Christmas stuff on Christmas Day.
 
Apparently there's presents underneath the trees in our apartments. I haven't been online yet, so I don't know what they are. I'll be going on in a few minutes just to check...
 
Tried playing with @Jet Badger but PSN is down. Good job, hackers. You're wonderful.

Edit: This is my 1000th post... A day early. Stupid drunken brain...
 
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Went on GTA. Got horrifying stocking mask. Saw a special crate spawn in a 5-person lobby. Noticed nobody was going for it. Got a SupaWet beer hat and a special T-Shirt from it. Joined a new server and spent a good amount of time having a snowball fight with a random. Merry Christmas, everyone.
 
Went on GTA. Got horrifying stocking mask. Saw a special crate spawn in a 5-person lobby. Noticed nobody was going for it. Got a SupaWet beer hat and a special T-Shirt from it. Joined a new server and spent a good amount of time having a snowball fight with a random. Merry Christmas, everyone.
How are you able to get on PSN?
 
Oh would you look at that... PSN and XBOXLive are down. Figures.

What point are these dumb 🤬 teens trying to make?! That they have no life? To fulfill the stereotype of the basement lowlife?
 
Anyone on the PS4 side managed to get online yet? I'm still waiting to experience next gen snow.
 
> Loads GTA as per usual to check out the new content.
> Game crashes.
> Reloads game.
> Proceeds to go online.
> Spawns in my Paleto Bay home.
> Goes outside expecting view of opposite sandy beach.
> Whole place is covered in snow...

> Me

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Well, this is a load of 🤬. I accidentally blew up my Sultan while trying to rob an armored car. Now I can't find it! I called MMI multiple times and it gives me the same bull:censored: response that all of their operators are online. I check my mechanic list, sure enough, it still shows up but says it's destroyed. I actually check the garage and it's not there. If it was impounded, it would tell me, and show up on the map, right? I'm 99% sure I insured the car.

Great game, R*. It's not like I spent a lot of money upgrading the car, or trying to have fun with said car in the snow which won't last forever, and I'm dirt poor right now, so I can't modify one I find on the road, or actually PURCHASE one (Hint hint).
 
Well, this is a load of 🤬. I accidentally blew up my Sultan while trying to rob an armored car. Now I can't find it! I called MMI multiple times and it gives me the same bull:censored: response that all of their operators are online. I check my mechanic list, sure enough, it still shows up but says it's destroyed. I actually check the garage and it's not there. If it was impounded, it would tell me, and show up on the map, right? I'm 99% sure I insured the car.

Great game, R*. It's not like I spent a lot of money upgrading the car, or trying to have fun with said car in the snow which won't last forever, and I'm dirt poor right now, so I can't modify one I find on the road, or actually PURCHASE one (Hint hint).

Try pressing X quickly after calling. There was a documented issue like that before, and supposedly it was fixed.
 
Well, this is a load of 🤬. I accidentally blew up my Sultan while trying to rob an armored car. Now I can't find it! I called MMI multiple times and it gives me the same bull:censored: response that all of their operators are online. I check my mechanic list, sure enough, it still shows up but says it's destroyed. I actually check the garage and it's not there. If it was impounded, it would tell me, and show up on the map, right? I'm 99% sure I insured the car.

Great game, R*. It's not like I spent a lot of money upgrading the car, or trying to have fun with said car in the snow which won't last forever, and I'm dirt poor right now, so I can't modify one I find on the road, or actually PURCHASE one (Hint hint).
I've come across this issue. I resolved it by destroying a second insured car, then selecting the insurance option to claim all destroyed vehicles.
 
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