GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Has the snow gone? I just managed to get online on the PS4 and there isn't any. :(

EDIT: All of my Festive Surprise stuff is gone too... maybe it's a bug? Surely Rockstar can't be that heartless to remove Christmas stuff on Christmas Day.
 
Apparently there's presents underneath the trees in our apartments. I haven't been online yet, so I don't know what they are. I'll be going on in a few minutes just to check...
 
Tried playing with @Jet Badger but PSN is down. Good job, hackers. You're wonderful.

Edit: This is my 1000th post... A day early. Stupid drunken brain...
 
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Went on GTA. Got horrifying stocking mask. Saw a special crate spawn in a 5-person lobby. Noticed nobody was going for it. Got a SupaWet beer hat and a special T-Shirt from it. Joined a new server and spent a good amount of time having a snowball fight with a random. Merry Christmas, everyone.
 
Went on GTA. Got horrifying stocking mask. Saw a special crate spawn in a 5-person lobby. Noticed nobody was going for it. Got a SupaWet beer hat and a special T-Shirt from it. Joined a new server and spent a good amount of time having a snowball fight with a random. Merry Christmas, everyone.
How are you able to get on PSN?
 
Oh would you look at that... PSN and XBOXLive are down. Figures.

What point are these dumb 🤬 teens trying to make?! That they have no life? To fulfill the stereotype of the basement lowlife?
 
I'm online right now. Just delivered a Penumbra to Simeon. Looking for an F620 to keep.
 
Anyone on the PS4 side managed to get online yet? I'm still waiting to experience next gen snow.
 
> Loads GTA as per usual to check out the new content.
> Game crashes.
> Reloads game.
> Proceeds to go online.
> Spawns in my Paleto Bay home.
> Goes outside expecting view of opposite sandy beach.
> Whole place is covered in snow...

> Me

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Well, this is a load of 🤬. I accidentally blew up my Sultan while trying to rob an armored car. Now I can't find it! I called MMI multiple times and it gives me the same bull:censored: response that all of their operators are online. I check my mechanic list, sure enough, it still shows up but says it's destroyed. I actually check the garage and it's not there. If it was impounded, it would tell me, and show up on the map, right? I'm 99% sure I insured the car.

Great game, R*. It's not like I spent a lot of money upgrading the car, or trying to have fun with said car in the snow which won't last forever, and I'm dirt poor right now, so I can't modify one I find on the road, or actually PURCHASE one (Hint hint).
 
Well, this is a load of 🤬. I accidentally blew up my Sultan while trying to rob an armored car. Now I can't find it! I called MMI multiple times and it gives me the same bull:censored: response that all of their operators are online. I check my mechanic list, sure enough, it still shows up but says it's destroyed. I actually check the garage and it's not there. If it was impounded, it would tell me, and show up on the map, right? I'm 99% sure I insured the car.

Great game, R*. It's not like I spent a lot of money upgrading the car, or trying to have fun with said car in the snow which won't last forever, and I'm dirt poor right now, so I can't modify one I find on the road, or actually PURCHASE one (Hint hint).

Try pressing X quickly after calling. There was a documented issue like that before, and supposedly it was fixed.
 
Well, this is a load of 🤬. I accidentally blew up my Sultan while trying to rob an armored car. Now I can't find it! I called MMI multiple times and it gives me the same bull:censored: response that all of their operators are online. I check my mechanic list, sure enough, it still shows up but says it's destroyed. I actually check the garage and it's not there. If it was impounded, it would tell me, and show up on the map, right? I'm 99% sure I insured the car.

Great game, R*. It's not like I spent a lot of money upgrading the car, or trying to have fun with said car in the snow which won't last forever, and I'm dirt poor right now, so I can't modify one I find on the road, or actually PURCHASE one (Hint hint).
I've come across this issue. I resolved it by destroying a second insured car, then selecting the insurance option to claim all destroyed vehicles.
 
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