GTAV - snapmatics

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Do not fear! Lieutenant Penguin has arrived!

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And he's not about to give you Christmas pudding, though that is probably because he ate it all for himself. Under the obscure, nearly penguin-like mask really is a penguin, and he's not very friendly. He killed six hikers with snowballs, along with his dear friend, "The Scaresnow-mancrow?" Yeah! So don't eat his pudding! He even left his Scaresnow-mancrow for dead for no apparent reason, and laughed it off. What a cruel penguin.

But then again, it could be worse... Could have been a cyclist for a day.

@SVX and I wondered what it is that attracts all these men to wear tight (sometimes very bright too) clothing, and ride bikes that don't have engines... Hogging the road; ignoring red lights; tinkling our bells; we did nearly all the things cyclists do. We would have finished doing all of those things, but by that point Mr Man's arm was so sore because SVX put his arm inside him before they started...

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Poor Mr Man, all he wanted was to try something new.

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Mmmmm, PS3 version.
 
Do not fear! Lieutenant Penguin has arrived!

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And he's not about to give you Christmas pudding, though that is probably because he ate it all for himself. Under the obscure, nearly penguin-like mask really is a penguin, and he's not very friendly. He killed six hikers with snowballs, along with his dear friend, "The Scaresnow-mancrow?" Yeah! So don't eat his pudding! He even left his Scaresnow-mancrow for dead for no apparent reason, and laughed it off. What a cruel penguin.

But then again, it could be worse... Could have been a cyclist for a day.

@SVX and I wondered what it is that attracts all these men to wear tight (sometimes very bright too) clothing, and ride bikes that don't have engines... Hogging the road; ignoring red lights; tinkling our bells; we did nearly all the things cyclists do. We would have finished doing all of those things, but by that point Mr Man's arm was so sore because SVX put his arm inside him before they started...

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Poor Mr Man, all he wanted was to try something new.

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Mmmmm, PS3 version.

 
Before the snow...

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Now to the snow. Even when it snows, Beach Bum will still be a beach bum.
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Captain Slow in Sandy Shores...or Snowy Shores?
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And with the addition of the third garage, I got a new addition to the Surfer family. Say hello to the Blue Ark.
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Decided to take my Rebel up Gordo.
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Finally got a garage out in the desert for my trucks.
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Last image I took before the snow, taking my former ManVan (thanks for changing the plates, Rockstar..) out to do manly things, like mudding.

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And now mandatory snow pics.
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It's cold out, so I started a fire to keep me warm. :lol:
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So with the third property available, I purchased a ten car garage near the airport to keep some of the rarely driven stuff in. It's mainly my hot rod shop, and I tried to channel my inner Count Kustom....

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and I had a Hotknife before everyone could, so mines OG bro!

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So with the third property available, I purchased a ten car garage near the airport to keep some of the rarely driven stuff in. It's mainly my hot rod shop, and I tried to channel my inner Count Kustom....

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and I had a Hotknife before everyone could, so mines OG bro!

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That's exactly what I'm doing :lol: I have a property by the Airport and I store all things American. (Try to)
 
*Mumbles derogatory things towards the police*
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My BeeJay was just so done with these PSN mishaps.
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@Doog was feeling pretty... empty.
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@ildd felt the same.
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My PS4 copy came with a pre-order bonus code despite the fact I didn't pre-order it. Despite this, I tried entering it anyway, and it worked! With the extra $500,000 in my bank account I went out and bought myself a second Comet.

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Inspired by this '94 911.
 
This whole 'manually uploading Snapmatics on next-gen business' has made me rather lazy when it comes to pictures. Anyway:

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The improved graphics really shine at night.

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So artistic. Taken from that big hole in downtown during a $9k-bounty-survival-sesh with some (non-GTP because there's none of you on XB1!) crew members.

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Get pwned Obey.

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Probably the most tasteful and best NPC-modded car I've seen yet. It now resides in Michaels garage.
I've also just realised that @Katiegan's Comet is a very similar colour to mine (no photos because as previously mentioned I keep forgetting) and also identical to that of my Oracle (last-gen photo). Should I be concerned about that? :lol:
 
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