GTAV - snapmatics

[TexRex]

Failed to get credit for 4 smuggler planes in a row, so when I finally broke that streak I figured I ought to commemorate it.

Wasn't the easiest thing to do with an LSPD chopper after me.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

It seems that the Insurgent Pickup was intended to be storable, since it has options for turbo and all..

No reference to MGS on the plate name, nope. No siree. Nein. Nada.

With that said, this isn't an online scene, seeing that you can't store such Insurgents. This is a scene..

Featuring my Online Protagonists from my PS3 days on the gun and my current PC one being the driver.


And now: combat, driving, and combat driving.

Here's a scene that depicts us getting surrounded.

Epic back to back firing!

I just love the sporty vibe of the Insurgent Pickup.

Aim and fire, Jake. Aim and fire.

Bringing a shotgun to an armored truck fight?

The big gun can take out a car in seconds. So, about humans..

We have an opening! Let's get out of here!

 

[BeAsTPkRIPPER]

North Texas Tuners - We are a New Gang of Los Santos

Co-Owners Car

We are here to Take Over Los Santos

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[250 GTO]

Cause nothing says tough street gang like weapons with flowers on them.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Nothing says photoshoot like being able to make fiction out of what I can do.

 

[Tomcat79]

 

[Tomcat79]

 

[Suzumiya]

Here I am looking like a foolish amateur...

 

[Tomcat79]

 

[Terje]

It's incredible how much life there are in these photos, love it.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

So, there's this new exploit shared among the GTA Online Thread that I wanted to give my experiences to. Meet the lab rat.

The Ubermacht Zion Cabrio.

Rated by Broughy as the best Coupe class car in the game, I took my time to find out why.

The car, fully upgraded and made to look as expensive as all heck as of this picture, sells for 160k each time.

But there's more to it. Upon taking my time with this..

A scientific conclusion can be made that the car is simply amazing!


But by how much? Just like odd tests with the Insurgent, I would take one step ahead and go for it.

Rain is a sign that you should not go driving fast at all.

But in the Zion, you are compelled to go fast no matter what. This is a turn all the way.

I put the throttle down that corner and it STICKS.

It may not be loud or brash, even in gold plating.

Purposely pushed the e-brake, and it drifts great too, given in the rain.

And it's not twitchy whatsoever! Amazing!!

I think we can give this car credit to be the perfect 2 man escape car, because no Super has the fun factor of this little princess.

Let me say I apologize for the really horrendous design of color. It was at first a money making machine.


With that said, I've planned ahead..

..and got me a hardtop Zion! Soon, it will be put to use as one of my favorites, for sure.

I just remembered that the Crew Color changed from Hyperlink Blue to Construction Worker Yellow. So, the Glendale will need a readjusting..

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Unneeded double post? Nah. It's near the spooky season, and I've kitted up. It deserves it's own post, mmkay?


But first: comedy!

I'm sure an animal themed mask has become a recurring theme for me. What theme?

Well, it rhymes with "awesome on surfboard". And guess the weapon?

Actually, never mind the guess..

May I axe for this SLAUGHTER?!

Surely the background isn't an axecident for a nice shot, no?

Hope it wasn't too axecruciating for you, you simian!




Okay, back to the real deal.

I know the hat's out of context, but here's Count Jake-ula, ready to scare.

And of course: my rendition of the car with a big V8, the coffin motif, and had a premature appearance in a low rider meet. Spent about 800k on it alone.

It screams the "Gruesome Twosome's Creepy Coupe"; the number #2 car from Wacky Races.

And a Halloween photoshoot can't go finished without a proper evil mansion. The world of GTA V's evil is money, and nothing says perfectly evil than Devin Weston's mansion in Chumash.

Now, the moment you all love about the Franken Stange: the revving.

Hey, remember: you can't see reflections in mirror's when you're a vampire. What, do you want to show off your totally unrelated "flirting and falling for a :censored:ing Mary Sue" skills, too?

The Spider livery is the one I went with, and you'll see up close why.

Sexy hot front fascia.

Nothing goes better with ordering the livery when it comes with a free Gothic styled engraving on your V8.

Nice way to end. Only that: I want to try replicating the overwhelming final shot that my Faction Custom got.

"Even though dormant within, Outlaw watches you eternally."
Yes this is unintentionally a spooky shot of a demon cowboy.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

So after much sacrifice, a lot of headaches with randoms in heists, and a bit of grinding.. she's done!

It was a long journey, but it was worth it.
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*this was that Midnight Purple incident that left me broke.

Cruisin' down the street in my '60.​

 

[250 GTO]

The perfect car for outrunning the cops when you've killed your ex wife....somebody better call Cochran!

 

[Snorevette]

Apologies for absolute potato quality.

 

[MMX]

Sold my Blackfin, and whatever the old gull wing door car is, so I could offset the cost of this...

Not a bad car, but the anticipation to get it, was greater than actually owning it. Oh well.

I'm diggin' this though...

 

[Dan]

It seems that the Insurgent Pickup was intended to be storable, since it has options for turbo and all..

No reference to MGS on the plate name, nope. No siree. Nein. Nada.

With that said, this isn't an online scene, seeing that you can't store such Insurgents. This is a scene..

Featuring my Online Protagonists from my PS3 days on the gun and my current PC one being the driver.


And now: combat, driving, and combat driving.

Here's a scene that depicts us getting surrounded.

Epic back to back firing!

I just love the sporty vibe of the Insurgent Pickup.

Aim and fire, Jake. Aim and fire.

Bringing a shotgun to an armored truck fight?

The big gun can take out a car in seconds. So, about humans..

We have an opening! Let's get out of here!

I'm surprised that they didn't make an unarmed Insurgent Pickup.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

By the power of menus, I bring you.. underground racing start line!

No racing? Well, I'm still trying to figure out how to make AI racing work..

 

[Tomcat79]

I have a start line too !

 

[Vince]

Went on a small offroad trip, and took a few shots.

A few random pictures.
Me having a smoke break with Charlie, AKA a random NPC I found hanging out at a gas station in Paleto.

And my goddess @Davis

 

[SomePlayaDude]

 

[ViscousTraction]

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[SomePlayaDude]

A few posts back, I've announced this:

I've planned ahead..

..and got me a hardtop Zion! Soon, it will be put to use as one of my favorites, for sure.

Then, more menu things. Introducing:

Gold Plated Hydra. And it's best mate:

Paintable Savage, in SPD Insurgent colors.

Yours to own for only a price well overinflated by our programmers!

 

[Doog]

Wearing the outfit I put him in when I played GTA at Davis' house.

 

[TexRex]

 

[leeislee]

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THIS!!!

 

[Katiegan]

Here are some sp00ky scary Halloween shots of Elise just... being Elise, I guess.

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And a little GIF to go with it too.​

 

[20832]

The Machete might be one of the most gruesome weapons in the game

 

[JR98]

I need to get that machete. Looks amazing.

 

[STI9]

Surprised there isnt some carved gold skin for it with a diamonds, like the mad skins for the brass knuckles. Maybe in the next update.