It was a nice morning when I set out on a standard off road adventure. Here's my Sandking testing its camo:
I found out this Ute can be submersed under water up to the roof at least temporarily and drive out OK, nevertheless I did some water crossings and took a picture:
Bro do you even lift?
Shortly after this I found myself off-roading in to the Altruist camp and a whole mess of trouble. Just when I was shooting down men running around starkers with nothing but automatic rifles to cover up with @
Turbo Lag came to the rescue! I shortly after fell down a cliff and had a Jurassc Park moment where I looked up and all I could see was headlamps dropping down towards me!

I sprinted forwards to avoid @
Turbo Lag's Oracle dropping on my head and got in when he landed before we took a, er......shortcut down the North-West side of the mountain.
Nek minnit! Turbo was helping a Dozer make sweet, SWEET love to a Habanero:
(It actually did balance on top for a while)
This angered the local law enforcement so we bolted down the railroad tracks and apparently I've never escaped a 5-Star wanted level until today.... Anywho, some noobs decided my bounty was worth hunting, shortly followed by some noobs deciding they couldn't handle being in the same lobby as @
Turbo Lag and I.

And eventually it went full circle and turned in to an off-road trip again, where I discovered a Japanese wagon with mud tyres copes better off the bitumen than my giant RWD-but-has-a-front-diff-like-seriously-WTH Sandking.

This last picture is terrible though: