Originally posted by boombexus
No you haven't, but I do wanna hear it though.
Cloit was born on 26 December 1933. His twin brothers and sisters (who are human) were all born on 24 December 1933, but because of his irregular shape, it took him two days to escape.
He was really mad that he missed Christmas, especially because he was in the shape of a 'C,' so he made signs boycotting the holiday altogether. He was even more angry when Christmas 1934 came around, as he was a depression-era Cloit and his family had no money after pouring it all into scientific research designed to give Cloit a vertebrate.
He was even more mad when, by Christmas 1935, he was doing freak shows at a traveling fair in the southeast.
But then came Christmas 1936 - his parents sold off his fourteen twin (fourteenuplet, I guess) brothers and sisters just so they could have a nice Christmas for Cloit. And it was a magical Christmas. And afterwards, Cloit sprouted wings and flew off, leaving his parents without any sons, daughters, or large abnormally-shaped insects.
His parents were very sad. And then Cloit stopped ageing, much like the Acura NSX. The only difference was that Cloit wasn't beautiful. He currently resides in Antartica, with his wife, the left pointing arrow (<--). In his spare time, he shoots protected species. His favourite is puffin.
