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- Fort Worth
- That_sneaky_azN
ROUND 2 IS LIVE
PLEASE USE SPOILER TAGS
PLEASE USE SPOILER TAGS
Von Pain easily beat that disco pantsed doofus Maltinez like only a true man with the virility and stamina of a hundred armies can.
All the octos
Now now, I am not sure sure that was an easy victory for Von Pain. Yes, it may have looked like that at the beginning, but Maltinez fought back and survived many of his big hits while tying him up in knots many times. Let's not forget that he managed to kick out of a sequence involving not one but two Shooting Star Presses, a diving elbow drop and a Jackknife hold. It took a proper finishing move to put Ricardo away, not just another Tiger Driver (which many people in this tournament seemingly love to do, by the by) or an OCTO (haha) hold.
If it weren't for his well-timed Fire Thunder, Ricky would have given up afterwards. Also, I think The Angry Italian is the one with the disco pants, but what do I know, right?"
Maltinez might have been a Kolechian in his past life. Artstokza and Kolechia are bitter enemies and his interalized hatred for the superior lifestyle of Artstokzan citizens gave him a slight boost.
So I started quarterfinals, and the first match took longer than 15 minutes this time. Wonder if it will last!
You'll have to wait and see hahaLet me guess... submission finish?
You'll have to wait and see haha
I have $15,000 in monopoly money that says otherwise.Haha, what a tease, I'm 120% sure it was an OCTO hold that ended it.
It's a good thing count-outs aren't a thing, huh.
Bernie eviscerates Thwomp...handily.
Glue Man def. Matheus- This one was close, Michelin might have had it with one more pin attempt. Good match.
Me over Cena- Damn Cena, you let yourself go...Why was my guy pinning so often, I thought I set his mentality to evisceration? @Grandea GTR ...Do we still have the botch-clock around?....I TOLD YOU, CENA!!! I 🤬 TOLD YOU!!!
TAI curbs Fort- Yeah, this one wasn't too close. Fort took advantage of The Italian's miscues, but TAI just beat Fort down. Back to the service for ye.
RVP def. Maltinez- Is RVP a Hart-trained prodigy? The Pink & Black combined with the initial drubbing look similar. That said Maltinez came back and could have won. Match got better as it went, the only way Von Pain could have looked more Hart-like is if he'd pulled the piledriver, then made Malty tap out to a sharpshooter.
Jones def. Harsk- Do I really HAVE to commentate on this one? Can't I pull a Heenan and be incredibly biased to one guy?....Harsk controls the match early and often, and I believe if we count how many times these two rolled out of the ring onto their heads, you'll know how many times it takes to fuse the disks in your neck without surgery.....HOW DID JONES PULL THAT ONE OUT!?!?!
Marvel def. Ahmed- One I've been looking forward to, and not disappointed. It did start falling apart near the end, but so do good Triple H matches IRL. Also could have gone the other way.
Noob over. East- Yeah, Noob had control here from the opening bell.
I have $15,000 in monopoly money that says otherwise.
I'll raise you with $30,000 of these;
(That's actually not mine if you're wondering, although I would love to have one)
I'd actually love it if someome brought Okada into the next iteration.
I bet the Mystery Fighter is @Kamata GTR
Pfft, he lost a long time ago.I bet the Mystery Fighter is @Kamata GTR
Something's going to go down in the future...
Round 3 (Quarterfinals) will be up soon!
Speaking of which, where is @Harsk100 ? Haven't seen him as of late.