Haiku Test

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Who loves Orange Soda?
Kel loves that Orange Soda.
Give me the Sunkist.​
 
This thread is old now,
over a year if you count.
why did it die young?

Bring this thread back please!
Others really enjoy these
So why not write more

THe funny pic thread
has shown that members like this
more than you'd expect

So what do you say?
Is it not a good idea?
I think it may be.

It is too late now,
for I have already brought
back this awful thread

Do not get angry,
For it is all in good fun
I didn't mean harm

GIve me a reason
this thread should not be brought back
and I'll say sorry.

All I'm saying is
that this thread has a purpose
Let's start it back up

Famine will get mad
BEcause he always seems to
But I beg you don't

Daan will also be
just as angry as the rest
hopefully he won't

Many other Mods
will want to ban me after
I don't want them to

ANyone who is
in agreement with me here
please just say so, K?

Now I leave you all,
to make your haikus in peace
for I've said enough.
 
Grave digger, I claim thee
this thread was long gone you know
the poetry thread?
 
Hmm, I guess I must,
have forgotten about that
but it is too late.

I don't remember
the poetry thread having
much Haiku in it.

If there was I am
greatly sorry for my deed,
Won't do it again.

Here is an edit:
Your haiku is not well done
you messed up line 1.
 
Any sentence works,
As long as you know the form.
I hate poetry.

actually this is incorrect. aside from the phonetic structure of a haiku there is something called kigo. This is translated to mean 'season language' What it means is that every haiku should include some kind of reference (be it a word, sentence, etc) to a season. Without kigo, there is no haiku...
 
Why are you trying
to spoil all of our fun?
*something about spring*
 
Wow, that was a good
Example of grave digging,
Sir MINICOOPER

Yet, it’s still not cool
To bring old threads from the dead
Don’t do it again.
 
Sorry 'bout that guys
Other members wanted it,
I guess I'm not smart
 
Winter is coming.
Get me some wood for fire
To warm up my nuts.

To post in this thread
is to fart in an empty
elevator car.

Oh snap, I farted.
Twice. It must be a leap year.
Flatus will melt snow.
 
Gee Omnis can't you
see that nobody wants to
hear that kind of thing?

I'm surprised at you
actually, I'm not 'cuz
you're always like that.
 

Is anyone else
Tired of hearing Omni's
Bodily functions?
 

Is anyone else
Tired of hearing Omni's
Bodily functions?

That was not for real.
That was figurative speech.
Read the posts before.
 

Every tenth post is
About your poo or gases
Oh crap, it has spread.
 
Why won't you just die?
Ford won't win with that Taurus
Where's my Impala?​
 
YSSMan talks
'bout Taurus and Impala
Laguna is win.

renault_laguna.jpg
 
You stupid person,
Fiat 500 rules all!
why can't you see that?
 
Does anyone read
the haikus which are written
within this daft thread?​
 
If you need more space
I still think Fiat is more
of a contender
f15_20_ducato1.jpg
 
Winter is coming.
Get me some wood for fire
To warm up my nuts.

To post in this thread
is to fart in an empty
elevator car.

Oh snap, I farted.
Twice. It must be a leap year.
Flatus will melt snow.

Omnis, don't do that.
Triple-posting isn't cool.
You know that by now.​
 
Omnis, don't do that.
Triple-posting isn't cool.
You know that by now.​

Roger that, Famine.
I don't know why that happened.
But at least it's fixed.
 
Oh, silly Omnis.
Please stop all this farting crap.
And go post a pic.
 
I like to sing-a
about the moon-a and the
June-a and Spring-a
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