Haiku Test

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Hmm, I'm not too sure
They both look the same to me
I don't want either.

Omnis: don't make me
put you on my ignore list
You tempt me often
 
Such hostility...
I never expected this.
Give me a break, yo.
 
Occasionally,
Omnis makes me a little
bit sick in my mouth.
 
I don't
fully understand
Haiku

It just seems
like a way
of breaking the AUP rules

about the
use of proper
English grammar
 
Haikus are poems
Five syllables, seven, and
then another five.
 
oh my, in that case
I am so very sorry
to disrupt the peace
 
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
 
Haikus are lovely
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
 
1,2,3,4,5
Once I caught a fish alive
...I forget the rest
 
Famine, Joey, Dave
McLaren, Omnis, Duke, Doug
Our biggest post whores.

:D
 
Don't Fret Much, TB.
Post in the GT section,
and you'll be one too.

Imagine this now:
Talking always in Haiku
it will be quite odd.
 
Every good comic
starts out with potty humor.
I've cleaned up my act. 👍

2005 me
was left behind in the past.
He was full of 🤬.

Quiet reflection:
Poop jokes, fart jokes, crude humor...
Moderator staff.
 
Batman he wonders
why the thread resurrection?
(Without a haiku!)
 
Antidisestab-
lishment is a funny word.
Refrigerator.
 
Today I went
Into my kitchen
And ate peanut butter. 👍
 
antidiscrimination
is a superbly big word
which has seven syllables​
:sly:
 
Drifting with eyes closed
While reaching for cigarettes
Bunta is a BAWS!
 
Oh mighty haiku
which is hard to understand
five is it. The end
​
 
To both Akmuq andIllumination, my friends:It's five, seven, five.Also, I wonderIf there are Haikus in French.Merde, pûtaine mais quoi.
 
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This is an old thread
But it's very amusing
Maybe I'll try it...

I'm back in a flash
With a mustache made of cash
So it's a must-stash!

The must-stash is not
An original idea
It's from this vid, see?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8RuCSfOiBE

C&H is great
But so is Hitchhiker's Guide
To The Galaxy

I think I'm done now
I'm running out of ideas
So...I'll get my coat.​
 
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