How can you receive/earn quick cash?

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It'll be interesting to see how many different ways you guys come up with.
 
Selling your body is always a popular one (note: strap up before you go to battle or you might get tackled for a loss).

Investing in junk bonds (note: junk is such a negative word; I prefer price-adjusted).

Gambling on huge underdogs in college basketball in the NCAA Tournament as your friend, Chet, yells at you for being a moron (note: this is risky and Chet is a dork).

Hacking into Wells Fargo's computer system and transferring copious amount of money to an account that you have set up (note: hard).

Getting a job somewhere (note: for suckers who strive to make the man richer while the proletariat suffers).

Tricking all of your friends into getting jobs and then leeching off of them and/or directly stealing from them on a daily basis (note: first you need some friends, so leave this one for cool people).

Stealing ketchup packets from every Burger King in America and then squeezing them all into a huge vat and charging people to swim in it (note: don't call it The Red Sea, because that's lame).

Buying lottery tickets (note: don't use these numbers: 4, 7, 11, 15, 24, 35, 42. They're mine, jerkass).

More to come.
 
Supercar Scam-

Very simple. You advertise in various magazines and even Ebay that you have a very rare supercar for sale (Veyron, Zonda, MC12 etc). You state that you have been waiting for the car to be made and have a guaranteed delivery date of two months. You will need to create some fraudulent paper work to say that you are receiving the car. Easy enough to do with photoshop.

Hopefully you will recieve hundreds of phonecalls from millionaires wanting to buy your brand new supercar. You have someone interested who says "I want the car, name the price and I will pay cash". Excellent.

At this point you could say to the buyer I want the full price of the car paid up front. Best thing to do is say that you want a £200,000 holding deposit which becomes non refundable if the buyer pulls out of the sale. You will need some sort of contract to give the buyer which states this. Very cheap to get drawn up from a solicitor.

You take the £200,000 holding deposit and place this in a reasonably high interest savings account. You have two months to gain interest from it. Remember, you have advertised in several magazines and Ebay so you might get 4-5 enquiries. 4 x £200,000 = £800,000. A tidy sum if held in a high interest account. A week before the car is due to be delivered you phone the buyer and say "Bad news I'm afraid, the car will not be ready for another 2 months. I will send your deposit back to you immediately". You would need to have a clause which states no interest is to be paid on the deposit money held, preferably in small print.

In theory you haven't cost the buyer any money. He's just disappointed that he didn't receive his flashy Enzo.

Obviously you would need balls of steel and the look to pull this off. I call it a friendly scam as no one actually loses any money.
 
I know people have started to sell there body parts online over the past year.
 
I know people have started to sell there body parts online over the past year.

Personally know them? What have they sold and how much did they get? Im not sure but i thought it was actually illegal to do that in this country. Im well aware that you didnt state they were from the uk but i just assumed this.

Spec....
 
I know people have started to sell there body parts online over the past year.

I saw that in the Sun newspaper. Crazy.

I wonder how much I could get for my nipples. Then I could sell my nipple clamps on Ebay aswell as I wouldn't need them anymore.
 
In theory you haven't cost the buyer any money. He's just disappointed that he didn't receive his flashy Enzo.

Obviously you would need balls of steel and the look to pull this off. I call it a friendly scam as no one actually loses any money.
Not true... the profit you'd make is purely made from the interest from someone else's money - that interest is money that the buyer would have kept themselves if they'd not invested in this fraudulent scheme - so, just like any other sort of scam, someone does lose their money... I reckon most people with that sort of cash didn't get rich by being careless with their money, hence I seriously doubt anybody would fall for it... but if they did, and could later prove that you never had any intention of selling an actual car, then you'd be in serious trouble.

On G.T's original question, it's really two different questions... 'Earning' money is quite different from merely 'receiving' it.
 
Not true... the profit you'd make is purely made from the interest from someone else's money - that interest is money that the buyer would have kept themselves if they'd not invested in this fraudulent scheme - so, just like any other sort of scam, someone does lose their money... I reckon most people with that sort of cash didn't get rich by being careless with their money, hence I seriously doubt anybody would fall for it... but if they did, and could later prove that you never had any intention of selling an actual car, then you'd be in serious trouble.

In that sense, yes. He has lost interest although he did sign a disclaimer saying that no interest was payable on the deposit. It is a scam and as with any scam there is a huge risk. Obviously you could be sued for not actually having the car ordered.
 
How quick is quick?

Here are four levels of quick, you can chose one depending on your schedule, your desired purse and your willingness to comit crime.

1) Gamble. There are several small-time tables you can play at any casino, some of which require little amounts of skill to earn some pocket money. These are usually poker variants. You take a small amount of time to learn both sides of the game - what you control and what the dealer can (or can't) control. Sure, lcuk is still part of it, but with some common sense and sensibility, you can regularly come out with a few bills more than when you came in. I have friends who do this regularly. This creates income within a week and requires a small investment.

2) Sell drugs. Start small, build up your clientel based on loser bottom feeders or first-timers who can be easily cheated, don't get noticed, and when you have enough money, pull out and disappear. The disappearing part is easiest if you're not into drugs at all, so when you vanish, there is hardly any way people can contact you. Unfortunately, I do know people who have done this, and it isn't the most honest way of getting a quick buck, but if you need to make some money, this is a pretty fast way to do it. And hell, if you become interrested, there's always possibilities of moving up and earning more money. This takes several weeks and requires a moderate investment, but can easily earn money in the thousands.

3) Bartend. Take a local course for a couple hundred bucks, show serious interest in the bar/restaurant industry, have the time of your life in the classes, meet new friends, socialize, learn the ins and outs of working the racks, and soon enough you'll be certified and experienced to work. After you've completed your courses, talk to your instructer, who probably owns his own joint, if not definitely knows people in the business. He/she may know someone who has an opening somewhere. You'll probably get thrown on the floor bussing tables at first, but again, show interrest and soon enough you'll be getting bartending shifts on quieter nights. Keep at it and before you know it, it will only have been a few months after you've finished your bartending courses and you're working the hot shift making $500+ a night. This plan is my favorite of the set. Instead of spending money on your Friday nights, you'll be earning money instead, and hell, people buy you drinks anyways. I know kids buying new cars with bartending money alone. Pretty good for a 22 year old student. There was a write-up in the paper recently of a girl waiting on a table when it was F1 season here. She earned a $3,000 tip on one table. Pretty killer. This plan takes a couple of months, but it is honest, amazingly fun, and makes excellent money.

4) Penny stocks. This is pretty straight forward. Take an afternoon to read a ... for Dummies book on stock investing, gather a few hundred dollars and go online. Parents like this route, so you can actually come up with a lending plan with them to start you up. Buy some penny stocks and who knows, maybe you'll be looking at a few hundred percent gain on some lame-o mining-exploration company somewhere. Again, I know people who've made considerable money on penny stocks. This is the most long-term of the lot, but is definitely not that long in the investing world, takes several hundred dollars to get you going, but the payoffs are pretty good if you pick them right.

There you go. The drug-selling one is probably the weakest of the bunch because of obvious reasons, but it does pay - there's no arguing that. The bartending one is something I am personnaly in the midst of and is by far the funnest.
 
Steal.
Best in summer when all the convertibles leave their roofs down revealing their lovely Sat Navs. Yoink, sell it on the corner for £50. Not legal, not moral, but you want cash right?

Provide a service.
Mow lawns, wash cars, bit of tree surgery. Get a few mates together and have a laugh doing it, cuts down on the profits but none the less, can be fun.

Get a job.
Labour jobs are the best for cash-in-hand. Hard work, but you'll probably get a fair wage and no need to worry about tax (usually not a problem at 16) or bank details.
 
You can sell blood in the US!? And according to my issue of FHM, sperm donations isn't the jackpot it once was. And there's now a law allowing the product of said sperm to contact you when they're 18. :grumpy:
 
You can sell blood in the US!? And according to my issue of FHM, sperm donations isn't the jackpot it once was. And there's now a law allowing the product of said sperm to contact you when they're 18. :grumpy:

I've heard it from various places. One of my teachers said the students would sell blood weekly, but they we're closely monitored. so if your blood pressure goes up bye bye money. but that was a while back.
 
I'll add a few of my own. I wasn't completely knowledge-less on the subject. ;)


Spread betting. I don't know too much about it, so bare with me and correct me if I'm wrong. My Father has got into this quite a bit recently (virtually, but he is seriously considering going for real), and if you predict things right, you can earn some money very quickly. What happens is you buy/sell shares, and you get £1 - or less, depending on the specific details on the shares - for every 1 tenth of a point a share goes up or down. You can cancel your bet any time you want by selling/buying what you sold/bought before, but if you bought the share then sold it when the shares are worth less than before, you will lose money, or vice versa. It's a very hard thing to master, but looking on the Bloomberg channel to see what is going on is a pretty good idea. Apple weren't doing so well the other day, so he gained some money from that. But, what he didn't know, the betting company had put a time limit on the bet of about 10 minutes, so when the share's value went up again, he lost quite a bit of money. There we go, then... It could go either way. Again, I'm not sure if the whole buying/selling thing is correct. I don't even know the website it uses...


Then there is selling things on Amazon.co.uk or eBay. This is probably where I have got most of my money from in the past.
 
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