Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.

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Predator, keep Sonny Landham (Billy)

The Usual Suspects, keep Pete Postlethwaite (Kobayashi)
 
Titanic, keep Bernard Hill (Captain Smith).
 
The Godfather Part III, keep Sofia Coppolla.
Not even a muppet could play that role as wooden as Sofia did.


Jumanji: Welcome to the jungle

Keep Colin Hanks

Replace Jack Black with Gonzo, Karen Gillan with Miss Piggy, Kevin Hart with Rizzo and Dwayne Johnson with Kermit.
 
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Pulp Fiction, Keep Uma.

 
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The Running Man, keep Richard Dawson.
 
The Shawshank Redemption.Keep Morgan Freeman.
 
2001. Keep the floating space baby. So many ways to go with the voice of HAL. Oscar? No, Ernie!

Apocalypse Now! Keep Dennis Hopper. (Edit. Oops, already given but with Martin Sheen. I'd still go with Hopper).

North by Northwest. Keep James Mason.

By the way, if you've never seen it, Sesame Street once did a Twin Peaks parody, "Twin Beaks." It's brilliant.
 
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,keep Jack Nicholson.

Seven,keep Morgan freeman.

The Silence of the lambs,keep Anthony Hopkins.
 
Back to the Future,keep Christopher Lloyd.
E.T.,keep E.T.
Forest Gump,keep Tom Hanks.
Raiders of the Lost Ark,keep Paul Freeman.
Ghostbusters,keep Rick Moranis.
 
I feel like a debauched psychopath for even thinking of this one, but...

The Stoning Of Soyara M. - keep Mozhan Marno.
 
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The Muppets Christmas Carol - keep Michael Caine ;) :D
 
Idiocracy keep Maya Rudolph
 
Monty Python's Life of Brian, keep Graham Chapman only in the role of Brian (he did a few others in the film, IIRC).

I'd love to see Kermit doing the Biggus Dickus scene
 
Alfie, keep Michael Caine.
 
Close Encounters of the Third Kind,keep Richard Dreyfuss.
 
ET.

Keep ET.
 
Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.
And Kermit can be the double jawed star
 
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