Questions and innuendos about Moderators

[polysmut]

How many pens have you got?

That's the one I want to know.

 

[Obelisk]

How many pens have you got?

15. And I'd hate to know who the unlucky guy that is that got pen #15.

 

[polysmut]

15. And I'd hate to know who the unlucky guy that is that got pen #15.

Depends where pen15 was stored, I suppose.

 

[Obelisk]

Depends where pen15 was stored, I suppose.

I think we both know what the punchline for that one is, so I'm not going to even bother saying it.

 

[polysmut]

I think we both know what the punchline for that one is, so I'm not going to even bother saying it.

It was not my original intention when I posed my innocent (I thought) questions. I was actually surprised that it turned out that way. You do right to skirt the issue though. I will too.

 

[Famine]

I get all my pens from http://www.penisland.com/

 

[polysmut]

I get all my pens from http://www.penisland.com/

No way I'm clicking that.

 

[Obelisk]

No way I'm clicking that.

I did and got one of those spam Amazon wheelspins.

My risky click for the day was spam, go figure.

 

[polysmut]

I did and got one of those spam Amazon wheelspins.

My risky click for the day was spam, go figure.

Considering you saw a play on words that wasn't even there, you were a bit keen to look at pen island.

 

[Obelisk]

Considering you saw a play on words that wasn't even there, you were a bit keen to look at pen island.

I had it mixed up with a legitimate pen website.

I'm not even joking.

It's a .net domain, though, and their FAQ (that link is safe, I'm on that website right now whoa, nvm) has some hilarious innuendo in it.

Am not having a good day with recognizing real vs fake...

 

[polysmut]

I had it mixed up with a legitimate pen website.

I'm not even joking.

It's a .net domain, though, and their FAQ (that link is safe, I'm on that website right now whoa, nvm) has some hilarious innuendo in it.

Seems to me, from the way we're talking, that we're all on that website.

 

[Obelisk]

Yeah, I'm just gonna drop the topic and move on.

Mods - What're some of the strangest things you guys have seen on this website?

 

[polysmut]

Yeah, I'm just gonna drop the topic and move on.

Mods - What're some of the strangest things you guys have seen on this website?

I'd like to move on from the willy jokes too while still leaving my legitimate questions in place.

What's the smallest animal you reckon you could have a ride on?

How many pens have you got?

What's the fastest time in which you can eat a packet of Quavers?

What's the tallest tree at your old school?

Do you like playing pool?

Plus OB's question, of course.

What're some of the strangest things you guys have seen on this website?

 

[Famine]

Mods - What're some of the strangest things you guys have seen on this website?

Hands down this.

Second place is this.

Edit: Also, pig, about 400, under a minute, my old school is now houses, yes.

 

[polysmut]

Hands down this.

Second place is this.

I half expected a silver medal there. Permanent mute means I loved the surprise.

 

[polysmut]

Also, pig, about 400, under a minute, my old school is now houses, yes.

Ta.

Human, about 25, under a minute, no idea, yes.

Edit: That was double p... Sorry.

 

[Obelisk]

Hands down this.

Second place is this.

Edit: Also, pig, about 400, under a minute, my old school is now houses, yes.

Of course you'd jab at me and then post Wham.

 

[polysmut]

Of course you'd jab at me and then post Wham.

You had to tell everyone?

Another question for mods:
Show us your unwashed dishes?

Spoiler: Here are mine

I don't always rinse but there was water spare.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Fondest childhood memory?

 

[Ken]

Hands down this.

Second place is this.

Edit: Also, pig, about 400, under a minute, my old school is now houses, yes.

Bastard

 

[polysmut]

Bastard

Permanent mute

You're an amateur.

 

[Ken]

You're an amateur.

It took a phone call from New Zealand once. Not so amateurish.

 

[polysmut]

It took a phone call from New Zealand once. Not so amateurish.

You took the call in December as I recall. Noob.

 

[m8h3r]

Hands down this.

Second place is this.

Edit: Also, pig, about 400, under a minute, my old school is now houses, yes.

My workplace just saved me. Never have I been happier to get an AD.

 

[kikie]

Pen, pens, punchline ................ pfff too early in the morning. Too much confusion.

This is also a "pens" (a Dutch word for a particular sausage).

 

[kolio]

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My workplace just saved me. Never have I been happier to get an AD.

Some say, GTP is responsible for a third of those views.


To any moderator who may know:

Is it possible to receive analytics from YouTube to tell how much traffic came to that video from a link posted here on GTP?

 

[SlipZtrEm]

Was it this one?
What's the smallest animal you reckon you could have a ride on?

Or this one?
How many pens have you got?

Or this one?
What's the fastest time in which you can eat a packet of Quavers?

Or maybe?
What's the tallest tree at your old school?

Or?
Do you like playing pool?

A particularly stout goat.

In front of me right now? Six:

In the house? About two dozen.

I'll test it next time I'm in the UK.

A deciduous of some sort. Probably over 40ft by now.

Yes, though I don't get to enough. My dad has been a snooker ref all my life, and we had a full-size, proper table in our house growing up. He literally had the building plans changed to fit it. I was playing with my own cue since I started school, even if it did mean I had to use a milk crate to stand on.

Some say, GTP is responsible for a third of those views.


To any moderator who may know:

Is it possible to receive analytics from YouTube to tell how much traffic came to that video from a link posted here on GTP?

I'm absolutely sure it is, given YouTube is owned by Google, and it's possible with Google Analytics. I have no idea how to find that info, though... :-/

 

[TexRex]

Some good laughs to be had this page and leading up to it. And because I'm curious...

Righty, lefty, ambidextrous or ambilevous?

 

[kikie]

Some good laughs to be had this page and leading up to it. And because I'm curious...

Righty, lefty, ambidextrous or ambilevous?

I'm right handed but I do some stuff with my left hand. Not that you care because I'm not a mod.

Spoiler: Important alert

and no, "some stuff" has nothing to do with some form of pleasure.

 

[TB]

Righty, lefty, ambidextrous or ambilevous?

Definitely right handed. I can't do **** with my left hand.