mykem
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The first thing I do when I wake up is reach for the Laptop to check GTplanet for the latest GT5 news, and it is often the last thing I do before I go to sleep. My Gf already thinks I am obsessed, and I dont even have GT5 yet. I have already told her that she better not be causing aggrovation when I am playing, and I warned her that I have been waiting for 6 years for this, and I am certainly going to be making up for lost time.
During this period, I will be buying her an S95 Canon, I am already going to be paying 580 euro dental treatment for her, and when I am home this weekend (flying back to Italy) I am going to be taking her out to dinner, and the following evening I am going to cook her a romantic meal. So as you can see, leading up to release she is being treated like a princess, only for her to be treated like an annoying little sister when I have GT5 haha
Hopefull It should all be ok, I have prepared and made it very clear how much GT5 means to me, and how I am so desperate for this game. Generally my GF is pretty good, and is not the nagging type, but still she is a woman, and she needs her attention, so even when I have GT5, I am still going to have to keep her sweet.
There is only one PS3 game she enjoys playing, and that is Zen Pinball, she is actually pretty obsessed herself, and sometimes spends hours playing. She does not know yet that there is DLC for this game, so when I need to, I will download it for her, and she will have some new tables to play,
I have some even more cunning tricks, and will use them when I need to in-order to keep her happy:idea:
So, what about the rest of you, better start scheming now if you want uninterupted GT5 sessions hehehe
Look in the back of your local paper in the Rent-boy section and rent her a boyfriend. I would ask her if she would prefer a gay or a straight rent-boy (although choose one at your own discretion, she wouldn't know). Be prepared that just like you are with GT, she might get addicted to the service. Be prepared to get a second job to fulfill her whim. If it starts to be expensive or if you should at any time feel threatened (that other guys are screwing your girl), just remember that you'r getting a lot more time playing GT5 than you would otherwise.