Something must be wong if we have to be told how do to this

[Grayfox]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glanceview/210590/readers-send-in-toilet-instructions.glance

 

[MarinaDiamandis]

I believe the signs showing someone squatting with their feet on the toilet seat itself are intended for people from other countries where squatting is the normal way to drop a deuce.
More of a 'this is how we poop here' than 'you don't know how to poop at all'.
Interestingly enough, squatting is actually a much better way to poop than sitting as it puts less stress on your body. I can haz Buzz Killington naow? Pl0x?

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Wait you mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?

 

[axletramp]

I usually face the other way and ride it cowboy-style!

The guy on the left is just looking over the top of the cubicle.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Thanks Alextramp, I don't feel alone anymore.

 

[W3H5]

Clearly nobody here has ever spent time in China. They poop like that.

 

[Grand Prix]

Clearly nobody here has ever spent time in China. They poop like that.

That explains the thread title then.

 

[Liquid]

Yeah, An Idiot Abroad series one explains how the Chinese drop a Brad.

 

[Crash]

Clearly nobody here has ever spent time in China. They poop like that.

It's a little tough to sit on squat toilets. Not that you would even want to try anyways.

The pictures are still hilarious though.

 

[88FoxBodyFan]

The people squatting in front of the toilet in pic 4 is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

 

[F1 fan]

So not the best thread to click on while eating my breakfast...

 

[axletramp]

 

[88FoxBodyFan]

That guy fishing is too much.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

I occasionally use a urinal like a dog as depicted in picture six, I find it easier to mark my territory. I usually go fishing in the toilet, sewer cat fish are quite unique if you've yet to catch one.

 

[Tommi]

Yeah, An Idiot Abroad series one explains how the Chinese drop a Brad.

For those who haven't seen it.

Language Warning

 

[Recon]

You have to sit down!?! The guy on the right of the correct one is just taking a piss. And by the way, this picture was seen in Melbourne. Make sense now?