The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

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(Kenny in reference to looking for Jimmy Johnson)

Jiiimmmy,oh,Jiiimmmy,come out to plaaayaaay.Jiiimmmy,come on Jimmy,come out to play.I found something that you would be more suitable with for driving.C'moooon Jiiimmmmy,don't be afraid.
 
Okay guys, time is up and the voting is now ready:

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A
(Kenny in reference to looking for Jimmy Johnson)

Jiiimmmy,oh,Jiiimmmy,come out to plaaayaaay.Jiiimmmy,come on Jimmy,come out to play.I found something that you would be more suitable with for driving.C'moooon Jiiimmmmy,don't be afraid.
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B
The herminator goes shopping for a competitive race car using his new sponsorship deal with Meijer.
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C
Kenny Wallace: Welcome to my crib, this is where I keep all my trophies guys.
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D
Hmm, gonna have a problems fitting Johnson's ego and Danica's caboose in there ain't ya?????
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My votes:

B - 3pts
 
Well the votes are in and i think it was over before it started(!)

B - 9pts
D - 5pts
A - 1pt
C - 0pts

And therfore TS is the winner! TS, look forward to getting the picture ASAP
 
Okay guys, time is up, time to vote:

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A
David Ragan watches the clouds go by, just like his career.
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B
David Ragan doing his Captain Kirk imitation : Damnit Scotty,I need more power.
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C
Ragan: Ewwww, she looks like fat
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D
DR: Damn she looks fine, (then realises who it is), oh sorry Jimmie, didn't see you there!
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E
Gad, this thong is really tight
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My votes:

E - 2pts
B - 1pt
 
D and E are both deserving of 3 pointers,this is a tough choice. Great captions guys. 👍

E - 2 points
D - 1 point
 
Votes are in guys:

E - 5pts
C - 2pts
B - 1pt
D - 1pt
A - 0pts

And it is a big congratulations to Touring Mars! Mars, looking forward to getting the pic and welcome back to the fold, we miss you and your hilarious captions!
 
No need to apologise, you are the Almighty, we are all not worthy

And here is Mars' picture guys

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Get going and remember, two races to go until the Chase starts!
 
Time's up guys, time to get voting

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A
Get this 🤬 camera out of my face and get me a whopper!
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B
Oh man, really, right here.
Damn that stinks too!!
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C
Hey dude, is your car sponsored by Office Depot because it's so often stationary?
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D
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the 🤬 do you think you're talking to?"
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E
Who put this so Justin Beiber mind music on my I-Pod ? Somebody is going to pay dearly for this !
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My votes

C - 3pts

Get your votes in guys and they have to be in by 9pm this Sunday

Many apologies for not doing it last night, i have been going through a lot of health problems recently with my chest and my abdominal area but, with plenty of rest, I should be as good as new soon!
 

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