The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

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Great to see you Justin and good luck

Also guys, i put an update of the table up on the first page along with a few amendments to the rules

If you have any suggestions as well as to how to make this better, feel free to send me a PM
 
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Jeff can't believe that Jimmie fell for the "walk on hot coals" team building exercise prank.
 
Sorry I didn't vote last round, I don't to be on the computer much, and if I win, I can't exactly post a new pic, so get someone else to do it, sorry if this is an inconvenience.

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Martin: Lets see you be this good when you are my age Gordon hahahahaha
 
Time is up guys and you all know the drill, time to vote!

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JG: So you went onto the Maury Povich show and they told you that in the case of Danica Patrick, Mark, you are the father? And that is where that sponsorship came from?

"Ha Ha Ha. That is so Kafkaesque."

Gordon: I really thought I had Jonhson beat today.

Martin: ROFLMAO

TS
Gordon: Good thing you had that Viagra sponsorship a few years ago, those little blue pills must of helped when you shot that godaddy commercial with Danica.
Martin: Funny, your wife said the same thing Jeff.

Martin: God my hip and back hurt after driving!
Gordon to himself: maybe you can retire already and make me 2nd in hendrick.

Gordon : Hey Mark,I hear the next GoDaddy commercial is going to feature you wearing some sexy outfit as to pull in some female users.

Martin : (screaming loud) 🤬 , I knew this sponsorship had a catch in it somewhere.

LSX
Jeff- "well mark, JJ got me fair and square today."

Mark- "It's even worse you own that car man. Enjoy retirement buddy! Ahahahhahaha.".

Jeff Gordon looks on after Jimmie Johnson puts ice in the back of Martins firesuit.

Jeff can't believe that Jimmie fell for the "walk on hot coals" team building exercise prank.

Martin: Lets see you be this good when you are my age Gordon hahahahaha

And you have twenty four hours guys

My picks will be:

1. NicksFix
2. TS
 
Okay then guys, time is up and it was real close this week but for the first time ever, it is a dead heat!

=1st. TS - 4pts
=1st. Pescara For GT5 - 4pts
3rd. Justin - 3pts
=4th. Ian Poole (yes!) - 2pts
=4th. 01GTP - 2pts
=4th. NicksFix - 2pts
7th. SR-71 Blackbird - 1pt

Damn, I didn't think that this would happen and I actually didn't plan for a even dead heat because you both have a first and two seconds.

Well, the good news is that you both get into the All-Star Caption in the middle of May but I really don't know how to sort this out.

Okay, yes I do, guys, both of you send me a picture and when I get them, i will announce what is going to happen.
 
Right then guys, here is how we are going to do this week because of the dead heat between TS and Pescara.

Because of the absolute dead heat between them, what I have asked the pair of them is to both send me in a picture. The reasoning behind is this because I think, for the first time EVER with caption competitions, we are going to have two captions!

Now, I know that this is going to be a bit complicated to managed but the rewards are going to be good because seeing as how we have a dead heat split, not only will there be two pictures, I am gonna award DOUBLE POINTS as well.

So here is TS's picture:

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And now I am just waiting for the picture from Pescara.

Also guys, because we have an off week next week, here is how this is going to work:

The captioning will be done between now and midnight on Sunday/Monday and the voting will take place between Monday morning and the start of the Truck race in Bristol which I think is about 2pm ET/7pm BST.

So get starting on this one and the second I get Pescara's, I will put that one up and we are good to go for double points

My caption is:

JPM: Wait! You said Connie is doing what with Jamie?!
 
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JPM: Are you sure there isn't anything I can do to make you rip up that ticket officer?? Maybe a night with Danica perhaps??

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Danica: What the 🤬!!!
 
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If you follow that link, you get a picture, I am very proud everyone liked my caption, but if you really can't decide a reason for a winner, I didn't vote, and that makes me feel bad and makes me feel like I took a win from a possibly more deserving competitor, so if you choose to use it thanks, if not then I understand, but this picture should get some good captions.

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Experts are predicting the next big earthquake will take place somewhere in Columbia.
 
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"I am Marcos Ambrose, master of the top 15 finish"


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JPM: "So let me get this straight, I only turn left?"
Brian Pattie: "For the millionth time Juan, Yes!!!!!!"
 
Okay guys, we got Pescara's picture as well

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So just to recap, TS's picture is Montoya and Pescara is Ambrose but you can caption on both of them and then double points will be in effect

My caption for the above is:

MA: If you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...what the Ambrose...no wait, that is the curry I had last night!

(Anyone who watches WWE will get it)
 
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"You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes."

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JPM: "It really against the law here? I need get back into F1"
 
Believe it or not, I actually thought about doing that quote aswell crazytortoise before I put my entry quote down. :D
 
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"Hey, Juan, did I ever tell you about that time I got into an accident with Michael Jackson?"

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Damn, I was going to use a superman related quote.
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Australian custom states that every racecar driver must stare intently at nothing before the start of each race.
 
Don't know if you have to sign up for this but it looked fun :lol:

It costs absolutely nothing to sign up tortoise, welcome to the main show.

While you are at it, take advantage of the Juan Montoya pick and earn yourself double points this race only.

Also Omnis, I don't quite get yours but i am sure it is funny
 
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M.A. - That damn pizza boy missed delivery again !!!!!


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J.P.M. - Hey,no-one told Ambrose about the pizza yet,have they ?
 
Great job everyone, just a reminder to do both captions to earn double points for this weekend only (i hope!).

Also a reminder that you have 48 hours to get your captions in!
 
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