The Funny Screenshot Thread

[TB]

Anyone who doesn't like puns can leaf.

 

[Northstar]

It's sad to see people so desperate to be be poplar that they join these pun sessions.

 

[TB]

It's sad to see people so desperate to be be poplar that they join these pun sessions.

Nobody asped yew.

 

[Northstar]

Nobody asped yew.

Relax, I was just oaking.

 

[coryclifford]

Oakay.

 

[W3H5]

You’re all barking mad. How a-bough the puns stop? I don’t suppose I’m being mulch help. Anyway, it’s all just a conifer dog isn’t real.

 

[ScottPuss20]

I wood like trees puns to stop.

 

[coryclifford]

Branch out a little?

 

[Spacegoat]

Spoiler: Tree puns?

It's all I could come up with.

Anyway...

 

[daan]

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[Spacegoat]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Ferraridriver27]

 

[wvmgmidget]

Since I'm turning 22 today

 

[W3H5]

Since I'm turning 22 today

Well happy birthday to you, old sport.

I didn’t start feeling mortal til I turned 30.

 

[Lizard]

Since I'm turning 22 today

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Move that to 18 for the UK.

Well happy birthday to you, old sport.

I didn’t start feeling mortal til I turned 30.

You aren't mortal are you?

 

[Flex0r]

Well happy birthday to you, old sport.

I didn’t start feeling mortal til I turned 30.

A bit like this I reckon.

 

[Roo]

You aren't mortal are you?

Not so far.

 

[TheNuvolari]

YouTube subtitles enabled...

I think who knows trucks also knows what the person really said

 

[W3H5]

You aren't mortal are you?

Still waiting to see whether the jellyfish genes splice experiment works out. I’ll let you know in about 300 years.

 

[TexRex]

Still waiting to see whether the jellyfish genes splice experiment works out. I’ll let you know in about 300 years.

For the ability to sting or to freak out beachgoers as an amorphous blob washed ashore?

 

[W3H5]

For the ability to sting or to freak out beachgoers as an amorphous blob washed ashore?

For their immortality, of course. But being able to sting would be cool... I just had an idea for a superhero...💡

 

[TexRex]

I just had an idea for a superhero...💡

 

[Spacegoat]

I didn’t start feeling mortal til I turned 30.

It's all downhill once you reach 30.

 

[coryclifford]

Wait until you turn 40. But then those older than me say, just you wait...

I thought my 30s were great. When I turned 40 I stopped working for 2.5 years... Really refreshed my brain. Unfortunately my body didn't. And supposedly it just gets worse.

 

[W3H5]

It's all downhill once you reach 30.

Wait until you turn 40. But then those older than me say, just you wait...

I thought my 30s were great. When I turned 40 I stopped working for 2.5 years... Really refreshed my brain. Unfortunately my body didn't. And supposedly it just gets worse.

I’m in my prime. Never felt better. Might have something to do with being sober for the first time in 17 years though.

 

[Dennisch]

Indiana Man is the new Florida Man.

 

[daan]

What a dick.

 

[TexRex]

Indiana Man is the new Florida Man.

Small potatoes...

 

[Northstar]

Why is there a picture of one of the corpses in the news headline?